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Few things are a universal truth in life, anime world or not.
Thighs are the best.
Hot Dr.Pepper is better than cold Dr.Pepper
And all women on the internet are secretly men using the best technology to look so.
I was busy thinking of the socio-economic and political state of the world with my ginormous IQ brain, all the while staring at the ceiling of the living room.
---Disagreements...
They're how the world keeps things spicy, I assume.
Without with, the world would simply stagnate. It would be missing something.
Like a DXD fanfic, whether yaoi, or yuri, without a harem. Just missing something.
Think about it, do you know how much change has been brought forth because people disagreed on something, and then it escalated from there?
Simply put, disagreements and problems are tenants to fiction itself.
Even fanfics.
From Japanese MC's getting kicked out and bullied because no one understands their abilities, to Korean MC's battling against being poor and Gates with monsters in them, to finally Chinese MC's facing off against... everything in existence.
We're all arguing and fighting in the end...
"Such is the order of the world," I exhaled, leaning back on the couch. "And the order must be upheld."
"Daichi!"
I was interrupted from my intellectual fart-huffing and sophistry by the voice of one of my 'childhood friends', Irina Shidou.
Quite frankly, I had known her for less than a year before she left for England or something after that kerfuffle I had with Papa Shidou, who wanted to send Cleria, and Masaomi.
"What's the matter, Irina?" I asked as I took a good look at her.
Irina was, well, Irina Shidou. She had long chestnut hair tied into twin tails with blue rubber bands, and light violet eyes
The most shocking thing was that tight bodysuit called an exorcist garb.
"Irina! It's been a while! You've grown into quite the beautiful flower. In fact, Issei would definitely appreciate that outfit." I snorted.
"By the way, Rias. Do you think you could wear one of those for me...?" I whispered to Rias.
"You're such a naughty magician, aren't you?" Rias teased.
"Wha---? T-These are my exorcist garments!" Irina defended herself.
"No need to explain to me, Irina." I smiled.. "No judgment. You're among friends here."
"But still, I stopped here because I saw you helping others on the big TV, but to think that you're associating with these Devils..."
"Whoa, hold on, church girl...." I raised an eyebrow. "What's with the way you pronounced that last word? Got some real hate in your heart, huh?"
"They're a corrupting influence, Daichi!" Irina pleaded.
She was acting like I was a childhood friend getting corrupted by a blonde, tanned bully...gyaru? Wait, Rias is a redhead.
Well, whatever.
"Sorry, Irina," I said as I hugged Rias from behind, wrapping my arms around her waist as I stood behind her. "But it's too late. This body of mine can't live without the touch of a Devil anymore..."
"WHAT---!" Irina nearly exploded.
"I just fell for her after seeing her red hair, her cute smile, those beautiful eyes, those legs and thighs, and those motherly mammaries of hers that could make a dragon forget its rage..."
"M-Mhmmn!" Rias flushed, her entire face matching her hair. "You heard him, childhood friend-chan. You should just read the room and leave k-kekekeke..."
"Wow, you're really getting into this, huh, Rias?" I whispered.
"Yeah, I learned from watching you."
Huh?
When have I ever laughed like some low-tier NTR villain?
"Y-you... It can't be... A childhood friend of mine... falling for a Devil..." Irina gawked with her agape.
"Love transcends race, denomination, and occasionally, sanity," I said wisely, as Rias joined me in nodding.
"He's my contracted magician," Rias interjected smoothly, yet smugly as she folded her arms and raised her chin. "Just thought you might want to know."
"This---" Before she could retort, another voice joined in.
"Irina," came a calm, confident tone, "This is pointless chatter."
The blue-haired girl(with green highlights) who looked like a Yu-Gi-Oh! character, with thighs that matched my aesthetic preferences, approached.
---Xenovia Quarta, a natural-born Holy Sword User in the flesh.
She had this funky ol' sword on her waist, and she was wearing the same Exorcist outfit as Irina, with real sharp as she stared at me.
"So you're Daichi Michinaga." She looked me up and down. "I can see why Irina's concerned. You've trained your body well."
"But she has a point." Xenovia said sternly. "When things get hectic, Irina doesn't want you to get hurt in the mix-up when we deal with all the issues this Town's got."
I looked at Rias like a certain mouse from an old cartoon, as if saying; 'Get a load of this guy!'
"And? Why exactly are you here?" I asked despite fully knowing. "Something tells me you're not exactly here to catch up with friends..."
"Also, have you visited Issei, yet? He made a real fuss about you coming back home, y'know?"
"By the way, you aren't fooling around with those Vatican boys, are you? As a friend of Issei's I gotta make sure that you aren't breaking my boy's heart..."
It was a stupid question I knew the answer too, but I've seen some fanfics in my life, so I always have to be sure.
You never know if this is a dark fanfic world, or some reincarnator's running around mucking things up...
"What? Of course not!--- We came here on an important mission by the Church, to collect the Excalibur fragments in Japan."
"We've already retrieved a couple of them, and here in this same town are the final fragments..."
"Ah, right," I said, leaning back. "The Excalibur fragments."
The fragments of Excalibur.
It wasn't as crazy as the tom-foolery that is the Fate series [Ekusukariba], but in this world, it was a pretty nice sword on its own.
"Which is why, Rias Gremory." Irina spoke. "It would be for the best if you were to tell us how we could contact this town's overseer, Maou Leviathan."
"And while you're at it, please distance yourself Daichi, and don't put him in potential danger due to your own machinations."
"That's not your choice to make, exorcist. So I suggest you mind your business." Rias shot back.
I raised an eyebrow at that.
"Now hold on, Irina. I can excuse you being a zealot, but cockblocking is where I draw the line."
"Who am I going to flirt with if my Devil girlfriend here disappears?" I said as I held Rias's hand.
How lewd. We weren't dating though.
"Also, who do you think you are to get between the relationships of others, hmmn?" Rias said as she placed her hands on her hips.
Ah, my knight in dark demonic armour...
-tip, tap, tip-
That's when soft footsteps descended the stairs.
Asia Argento, sweet and gentle as ever, appeared in her modest nun's habit. Her long blonde hair glowed under the lights, and those innocent green eyes could melt the heart of any demon or delinquent prince.
I planned on getting Gabby to stick around Kuoh Town, so I figured, 'The Peace Summit is happening soon, right? What if I get permission to renovate the abandoned Church into a cute little chapel and have Asia take care of it?'
It would probably piss Serafall off to see her self-proclaimed archrival strutting around her city.
"Oh, Daichi-san," she said, rubbing her eyes. "Is something happening?"
Irina froze, and Xenovia frowned as they both recognized her instantly.
And naturally, I could read their body language from over here, so before they ruin my mood by saying some bullshit, I thought I might give them a slight admonishment.
-voooooooom!-
So, yeah. I did a thing. I let out a little of my magic, and let the pressure wash over them.
"I know what you're going to say, so before you ruin my good mood, I suggest you keep quiet." I told the two of them as I saw their faces twist in shock, though Xenovia seemed slightly excited.
Probably because she was ready to fight already, and have had enough of us talking.
The room fell silent as everyone except Rias stared at me.
Asia blinked. "D-Daichi-san?"
"No, worries, Asia." I smiled reassuringly at her. "These nice gentlewomen were just on their way out."
"Also, I heard from So-tan, that her sister will be back in Kuoh anytime now, so you can head to Kuoh High to wait on her."
-hiss!-
Behind me, a familiar hiss sounded as Fi woke up, her heterochromatic eyes peering into the two exorcists in front of us.
"Is that another one of your familiars?" Rias asked. "It's beautiful, and kind of scary..."
-hiss!-
Fi brushed against Rias in approval after hearing her words.
"Damn narcissistic snake. But yes, this is my new familiar, Fi."
"Mm-hm," I said casually. "She gave it to me. Her name's Fi."
"Who?" Rias asked "And what do you mean by 'She gave it to me'?"
Though before I could answer...
"All of this is fun and all..." Xenovia said as she clutched the handle of her two blades, [Durandal], and [Excalibur Destruction].
"If you can't convince him using words, Irina.... The best way is usually the old-fashioned way."
"And what is this 'old-fashioned' way you think you're talking about, exorcist?" Rias' crimson energy flared violently as she frowned.
"I think you heard what I said." Xenovia's eyes lit up. "Finally, some action."
"Fine! I didn't want to do this, but I'll have to be a little rough to rescue you from Devil corruption!" Irina promised with a firm look in her eyes.
"Oh, really?" Rias walked forward. "You'll have to go through me first---"
"Hold it, kaichou." I cut her off with a hand on her shoulder. "No. This isn't your fight."
"This is our fight."
"Or more specifically, this is my fight."
"I gotta discipline my childhood friend here, she's been hanging around these punks for so long that she thinks she can make anything go her way with a little force." I
As we got ready to take this outside, someone entered my nice little living room.
"Daichi-kun!"
It was Yuuto and Shirone who entered.
Yuuto stood in front of me with usual bishounen flair, but the look he gave the [Excalibur Mimic], [Excalibur Destruction], and [Durandal] wielded by Irina and Xenovia respectively, was anything but calm.
Shirone, on the other hand, was as cute as a button as always, with her silver white hair and golden cat eyes.
Wrath. Anger. And Vengeance. I saw it all in his eyes.
"No, you're wrong Daichi-kun." Kiba stood in front of me.
"This isn't just your fight, Daichi-kun. We're here too."
"Yuuto's right." Shirone said. "This isn't just your fight, senpai..."
You better not say what I think you're gonna say...
"This is our fight."
Ah, Phuket.
I sighed, standing up. Fi slithered tighter around my shoulders, hissing eagerly.
"Fine," I muttered. "Let's take this outside before my mansion turns into another Marineford."
As I was saying, disagreements make the world go round...
Even if you could solve them with explanations.
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Next Chapter: 052: Ecchi Delinquent & Sword Prince VS Gal Exorcists! Mahou Shoujo-Baba(Hag) Appears!
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Trivia Time! (Againx!!)
Did you know(ofc)
Seiyuu Time! (Xenovia Quarta Edition)
Risa Taneda(kawaii imouto) (JPN) who voices;
Aya Komichi (Kin-iro Mosaic) Ayaya girl.
Miria Kuriyama (Kyoukai no Kanata) Megane-girls warm my heart.
Kaori Miyazono (Your Lie In April) .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. (┬┬﹏┬┬) ┗( T﹏T )┛
Mash Kyrielight/ Marie Antoinete/ Kiyohime/ Mata Hari (FGO) My Queen..
Yukina Himeragi (Strike The Blood) This isn't your fight, sempai. It's our fight.
Kuon (Utawarerumono) My babygirl...
Erina Nakiri (Food Wars!) Imagine that God Tongue giving you God Head---nvm.
Riviera Ljos Alf (Danmachi) Modern knife-ears are so overated.
And, Lauren Landa(mommy) (ENG) who voices;
Merlin (7 Deadly Sins) Awooga
Annie Leonhart (AOT) I agree, Spike Spiegel. I also like the kinda girl who will just straight up kill me.
Luviagelita Edelfelt (Fate) Ohohoho girl
Mio Naruse (Shinmai Sister Devil) Hmmn, to run into this while doing a DXD fanfic...
Mariah (JOJO PT3) Hmmnnn! Hmmnnnnnn!
Kasumi (Dead Or Alive) This series might be dead, but it still lives on in 3D hub animations on spicy sites.
Kirche von Zerbst (Zero No Tsukaima) Thot(affectionate)
Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon) the ENG OP is still stuck in my head...
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