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Chapter 265 - Chapter 265: Haunted House

Doujin Artist: No way, we really want to see it!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, super want to see it!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I want to see it too, I think Anzen can play the most beautiful Daji!

This is an Actor: Then you can keep wanting. Goodbye.

Amegakure Village's Angel: Don't go, everyone is just joking. Since you don't like any of the ideas we have, just decide on one yourself.

This is an Actor: Like I said, anything is fine. Just make it somewhat reasonable.

Wig Guy: Somewhat reasonable? A transvestite?

[Notice: Wig Guy has been muted by the group owner for 5 minutes].

[Notice: The group owner has removed a message from a group member.]

Doujin Artist: Hehe, hahaha!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That wig guy is really asking for it! Doesn't he think before he speaks?

Machete Girl: I feel like he doesn't even know what that word means, he just sent it out.

Doujin Artist: No way, anyone with a little common sense should know that.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: What word? What are you guys talking about?

Shark-Faced Guy: Talking about the message Anzen took back, too bad for those who didn't see it.

Lin Fengjiao: Um, I don't know. Can someone explain it to me?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Well, it's not easy to explain in the group. You can ask your little student, she should know very well.

Lin Fengjiao: She's standing there chatting with that rabbit spirit right now, I'm too embarrassed to ask.

Doujin Artist: Chatting? Isn't your student afraid of monsters?

Lin Fengjiao: She was a little scared at first, but she's probably used to it by now.

Lin Jiu glanced not far away, the two girls were chatting away, not sure what they were talking about. But he saw the rabbit spirit looking over here from time to time, with a rather strange expression.

Curly-haired Guy: Used to it? Hey, how can she get used to it so quickly, it's a monster! Does your student have a screw loose?

Lin Fengjiao: Your summary is pretty accurate, I feel like she has some issues in that area.

Doujin Artist: Haha! To be considered a little crazy even by you, the local, that's a disgrace to time travelers, right?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But it's okay, it's cute, isn't it?

Lin Fengjiao: That's true.

Curly-haired Guy: Oh ho, your point of agreement is a little weird! You're not thinking about a teacher-student romance, are you?

Lin Jiu's lips twitched: Don't joke like that, it's boring. At most, I just treat her like a younger family member, like a daughter, I haven't thought about anything romantic.

Curly-haired Guy: Humph, who can guarantee you're not a daughter-obsessed guy, though? Some people here like that kind of thing. Playing daddy and daughter, and stuff.

Soul Society's Big Bad: That just shows the atmosphere over there is completely rotten.

Doujin Artist: It's definitely rotten, or else how would it have created the mythical perverts like Gin and Wig Guy.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I do know that some people like the father-daughter thing, but honestly I think it's disgusting. It completely violates morality and ethics.

Curly-haired Guy: Don't be so absolute, what would you do if your father was replaced by Anzen?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That is absolutely impossible, Anzen can never appear as a father figure in my heart! At most, he's like an older brother!

Curly-haired Guy: Oh, an older brother.

Doujin Artist: Got it, Ruiko is a brother-obsessed girl.

Amegakure Village's Angel: No wonder you looked so excited when Anzen pretended to be your cousin.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: N-no, I wasn't excited! That wasn't excitement at all!

Curly-haired Guy: Not excited, just a little stimulating?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yes!

Doujin Artist: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, it's not stimulating either! It's just unbelievable, just unbelievable!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Stop pretending, you've been found out.

Doujin Artist: Exactly! If you're obsessed with your brother, just admit it. There are plenty of girls these days who are obsessed with their brothers.

Curly-haired Guy: Wait! So it's not perverted for you girls to be obsessed with your brothers? But it's perverted for men to be obsessed with their daughters? Damn, isn't that a double standard?

Doujin Artist: Double standard my butt, there's a fundamental difference! Being obsessed with your brother is at least an admiration between people of the same age, but being obsessed with your daughter? In another sense, isn't that like being into little kids?

Curly-haired Guy: Don't agree, Gin, I absolutely don't agree with that! They both break ethical boundaries, they're clearly the same thing!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, it's not, being obsessed with your daughter is perverted!

Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, please stop. Let's talk nicely and not hurt each other's feelings. Also, who can tell me what "being obsessed with your brother" means?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Doesn't it explain itself? Liking your own brother means being obsessed with your brother.

Machete Girl: I found a place to stay, everyone. [Picture]

When the picture opened, what appeared before everyone's eyes was a very Western-style two-story house. The house was surrounded by a well-manicured small garden, and in the center of the garden was a lush banyan tree.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What a beautiful villa!

Doujin Artist: Envy, Kotonoha is a big tycoon.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it! How much would this house cost in yen? Can my hundreds of thousands buy a toilet?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If you calculate the current market price, maybe you can buy a few bricks for the toilet?

Curly-haired Guy: Why, why am I so poor?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: What's there to envy about a house for people to live in, my cave is much bigger than this.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, can your cave compare to this mansion? Do you even know what a mansion is? It's a mansion!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Isn't a mansion just for staying in?

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, how could you gorillas understand the human desire to compare! The existence of mansions is the highest level of human comparison! Even if the effect is similar, a mansion is still a mansion!

Doujin Artist: It's called a mansion because people like you with the desire to compare exist. Otherwise, it's just an ordinary house.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Right, but Kotonoha, getting this house must have cost a lot, right?

Machete Girl: Not much. I'm renting this house, it's only 80,000 a year.

Doujin Artist: 80,000 US dollars isn't expensive, it could even be said to be very cheap.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Not US dollars, Japanese yen.

Doujin Artist: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yen? This house, only 80,000 yen a year for rent? Are you kidding me?

Doujin Artist: I get it, the owner of the house must have some scheme towards Kotonoha! These American playboys like to play this game with girls!

Machete Girl: Uh, the landlord is a woman. And she's said to be over eighty years old, even if she's into girls... she wouldn't be able to handle it at that age, right?

Curly-haired Guy: ??? I don't understand, Gin, I completely don't understand! Why, why are you so lucky?

Machete Girl: It's not luck. The real estate agent said this house is haunted, so it's so cheap to rent.

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