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Chapter 266 - Chapter 266: A Very Real Sakata Gintoki

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?

Comic Creator: Haha, haunted? Wow, this nice house is a ghost house?

Amegakure Village's Angel: It seems the people in America are living in deep trouble, too. Haunted houses again.

Curly-haired Guy: Come on, I don't believe in ghost houses. This is definitely the owner's enemy trying to get revenge. Supernatural things don't exist!

Comic Creator: Jeez, you're starting again!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: We have so many examples of supernatural things in our group, and you still deny it?

Curly-haired Guy: What examples? There are no examples! I don't know, I don't know any examples!

Machete Girl: The Soul Reaper world and Uncle Nine's world are examples, right?

Curly-haired Guy: Those aren't supernatural things, they're natural evolution! Whether it's Soul Reapers or monsters, they evolved naturally in special environments!

Comic Creator: You're really something. You're so scared of ghosts that you've come up with a whole new scientific theory. I, Eriri, call you the biggest scaredy cat!

Big Bad from Soul Society: In the end, Gin just doesn't want to face reality. Actually, he's already admitted to the existence of supernatural things in his heart.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's right, otherwise he wouldn't have spent money on it.

Shark-Faced Guy: This is a classic case of saying one thing and meaning another.

Curly-haired Guy: No matter what you say, I won't admit it! I'm going to have dinner now, goodbye!

Comic Creator: Running away because you're scared, that's awesome.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Just eating dinner? It's only just dawn here, sigh.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Same here, sigh.

Comic Creator: What's wrong with you two? Why are you sighing for no reason?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Dawn means I have to work, and there are a ton of documents to deal with. I just realized that being a leader is so miserable.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Dawn means the sun is right in front of me, and I have to keep swimming.

Lin Fengjiao: You two are working hard.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Forget it, people should be optimistic. After all, I chose this career because I like it, and I should work hard for what I like.

Amegakure Village's Angel: You don't have to work so hard. When I was doing land reform as Hokage, I also had an eight-hour workday.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I have to work hard, though.

Amegakure Village's Angel: Why?

Comic Creator: If she doesn't work hard, how can she see Anzen soon? That's what Ruiko is working so hard for!

Machete Girl: Oh, so that's why she's working so hard!

Amegakure Village's Angel: I see, I understand now. Good luck, Ruiko!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I feel like Ruiko is too shy to speak.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, no. I'm not shy.

Even though she said she wasn't shy, Saten Ruiko's cheeks were already red, like a ripe little apple. Uiharu Kazari, who was next to her, stared with wide eyes, curious but not knowing what to ask.

Lin Fengjiao: Miss Kotonoha, would you like me to draw some exorcism charms for you?

Machete Girl: Ah, thank you, Uncle Nine.

Comic Creator: I'm really curious. Do Eastern exorcism charms work on Western ghosts?

Wig Guy: Who knows! But it's always good to be prepared.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh, Wig Guy is out of prison?

Big Bad from Soul Society: How was it being silenced?

Wig Guy: The group leader's silencing is a gift! It instantly made me feel clear inside and comfortable all over!

This is an Actor: Want another one?

Wig Guy: No way, I can't take any more!

Comic Creator: What do you mean you can't take any more? You're so weird!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: "Can't take any more" sounds really suggestive!

[Notice: Lin Fengjiao has uploaded 10 exorcism charms, priced at 50 points]

Lin Fengjiao: I've uploaded them, Miss Kotonoha, please accept them.

Machete Girl: Huh? They're gone?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gone? What does "gone" mean?

Comic Creator: No way, does this store actually eat uploaded items?

Machete Girl: Even if it does eat things, it wouldn't eat exorcism charms worth only 50 points, right? It would be better to eat Anzen's power!

Wig Guy: It wouldn't dare! Even the group rules know that our group leader is not to be messed with!

This is an Actor: Stop exaggerating. They weren't eaten, someone just snatched them.

Amegakure Village's Angel: Snatched? Are you saying someone in our group bought the exorcism charms before we could?

Comic Creator: Damn, who's being so mean and playing a prank?

This is an Actor: @Curly-haired Guy, this person.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Lin Fengjiao: Mr. Gin, what's going on?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wasn't Gin going to have dinner? How is he still watching the group chat?

Curly-haired Guy: Hahahaha, surprise! Isn't my prank fun?

Lin Fengjiao: …

Machete Girl: Gin, are you bored?

Comic Creator: No, he's not just bored! This guy isn't just playing a prank! He bought Uncle Nine's exorcism charms to use them himself!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: To use them himself? Oh, I get it! Gin says he doesn't believe in ghosts, but he's actually very scared of them, right? So he secretly bought the exorcism charms that Uncle Nine uploaded.

Curly-haired Guy: No way! How could I be afraid of that kind of thing? It's just a simple prank!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: No one in the group will believe you.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn, you guys don't believe such an honest man like me? I'm hurt, I'm really hurt!

Comic Creator: Okay, upload the exorcism charms again and we'll believe you.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ? His profile picture is grayed out?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow! He just logged out without arguing!

Machete Girl: As expected, it's just like Gin.

Lin Fengjiao: I'll upload some more.

Machete Girl: Actually, you don't have to go to the trouble. We don't even know if there are really any ghosts. Maybe it's just the owner's enemy maliciously spreading rumors, like Gin said? Besides, shouldn't those of us with Soul Reaper powers not be afraid of ghosts?

Comic Creator: That's right! Ghosts are actually souls created after humans die. How can they be scarier than a Hollow made of hundreds of souls? We're not afraid of Hollows!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's right! And looking at the photos, this clean and beautiful house doesn't show any signs of being haunted!

This is an Actor: There are some signs. Did you see the lower left corner of the photo?

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