This is an Actor: What's wrong?
Doujin Artist: What isn't wrong? Are you serious? We said before that you joining this big fight is like a master beating up newbies. If you go... it's not even a master beating up newbies, it's like a game admin joining the game, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The main thing is, you're not even a spirit!
This is an Actor: I can just put on makeup. I can be one.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, can you do that? Isn't that cheating?
Curly-haired Guy: Speaking of cheating, those western spirits are also cheating. I support our leader, kill them!
Amegakure Village's Angel: So, what kind of spirit is Anzen going to dress up as?
Doujin Artist: It has to be Chinese, right? We don't really know much about Chinese spirits. What's the strongest kind?
Machete Girl: Dragon? I remember that ancient China used dragons as symbols.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Dragons are high-ranking, but not the strongest spirit. Have you guys seen Journey to the West? The Golden Winged Great Peng eats dragons.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Oh, right! Journey to the West! We can find the strongest spirit from there!
Doujin Artist: Yeah, Journey to the West has a lot of strong spirits! Like the Golden Winged Great Peng and the Six-Eared Macaque that Mochou mentioned earlier, they're super strong.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Or just Sun Wukong?
Lin Fengjiao: Sun Wukong... would that be like jumping from the end of the world to the age of legends?
Lin Jiu's mouth twitched, and he was covered in black lines. In this world, even spirits with a few decades of power are gone. Now you want to bring in Sun Wukong?
Shouldn't we consider what the living beings in this world can handle?
Doujin Artist: Sun Wukong doesn't seem like the strongest, right? He was still crushed under the Five Finger Mountain by that Buddha with the bumpy head, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The Buddha with the bumpy head, haha! But thinking about it, the Buddha does look like he has a bumpy head.
Curly-haired Guy: Humph, disrespectful to Buddha? Aren't you afraid of having your butt cut off?
Machete Girl: Cut... cut off your butt?
Doujin Artist: What kind of Buddha cuts off butts as punishment?!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The main thing is, isn't Buddhism about being kind? Would they do something so cruel?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Maybe. I heard that the Buddhism in Tibet uses human skulls as holy objects. And uses fully skinned human skin to paint Tangkas.
Doujin Artist: Where's Tibet?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What's a Tangka?
This is an Actor: Tibet is the Tibetan area of China now. Tangkas are religious paintings. Human skin Tangkas have been around for a long time, but they were gradually stopped around the 1950s.
Lin Fengjiao: So that means there were things like that in Tibet during my time? Hard to imagine.
Doujin Artist: That's scary. Just thinking about it is scary. That's not Buddha, that's a cult!
This is an Actor: If a demon is wearing a shiny robe, is it a demon or a Buddha?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It's still a demon. How can you change that fact?
This is an Actor: You can't change the fact, but you can change people's minds. As long as its little demons spread rumors and kill everyone who knows what it's really like, it becomes a Buddha.
Curly-haired Guy: Damn, isn't that what those online voices do now?
Machete Girl: I finally understand the real purpose of online voices. Like capitalists who are disguised as Buddhas. They look great on the surface, but they're secretly eating people alive.
Amegakure Village's Angel: I'm glad everyone has new insights, but shouldn't we get back on track? The main thing is to decide what spirit Anzen should play.
Doujin Artist: Right! That's our main task right now! We need to decide it soon!
This is an Actor: I think it's fine to just pick something randomly. No need to discuss it.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Rejected. You can't stop a girl from wanting to put makeup on her boyfriend!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha! I get it. Konan just wants to put makeup on Anzen!
Doujin Artist: What spirit doesn't matter, the makeup is the most important thing!
Evil Person from Soul Society: Konan, are you dating a boyfriend or did you just find something to experiment with makeup on?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Cough, it's not an experiment. I have done it before, right? Isn't Anzen's Uchiha Madara look perfect?
Shark-Faced Guy: If we're talking about perfect, it's a bit...
Amegakure Village's Angel: ?
Shark-Faced Guy: Very perfect.
Machete Girl: Haha, Kisame's change of heart is so real. Instant U-turn!
Doujin Artist: If Sun Wukong isn't good, then how about the Golden Winged Great Peng! If a spirit that can eat dragons appears, it'll be the coolest one there!
This is an Actor: The coolest bald chicken?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, what's with the bald chicken?
This is an Actor: What's the difference between the Golden Winged Great Peng and a bald chicken? It looks like a bald chicken.
Doujin Artist: Really? It sounds fancy!
Curly-haired Guy: Fancy things are usually BS.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That's true, like the people who wanted to kick out the foreigners. It sounds like fighters for the country, but the real examples are Gin and Zura.
Machete Girl: Haha, those two examples are great! They're so clear!
Doujin Artist: The shame of kicking out foreigners, the trash of the samurai!
Wig Guy: No, I think Gintoki is the only trash.
Curly-haired Guy: Go die! You wear women's clothes every day, and now you're calling me trash?
Evil Person from Soul Society: Speaking of women's clothes, can Anzen play a female spirit? That would be interesting, right?
Doujin Artist: I support a female spirit! Like that... that fox spirit that brings chaos to the world in Chinese legends!
Lin Fengjiao: Su Daji?
Doujin Artist: Right, that's it! I think Anzen would look super beautiful playing her!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's true, Anzen has the base for it. They're the type that appeals to both men and women. Playing a female spirit would be easy!
Machete Girl: Put on some lipstick, some eyeshadow, do some hair and makeup!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Hearing you guys say that, I'm getting excited too.
This is an Actor: Are you guys dreaming?
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