Ritsuka POV
"I'm sorry!!" He bowed his head as low as he possibly could, the shame and guilt of his actions pressing his forehead flat against the cold floor.
It had been years since he had been in a dogeza pose, and his body kept reminding him why that was. His knees were in pain and his legs had already started to feel like someone was trying to shove needles into them. Yet despite the pain, it was the most sincere pose of regret and apology he knew.
"M-My Lord! you mustn't lower your head at me! You have no fault in what your sleeping body does! So please stand!
"But Chiyo I used you! Please forgive me!" He pressed his head harder into the ground.
[NinJanine: What's going on?]
[MalasadaMayhem: Gudao slept with Chiyome without her consent and he is apologizing to avoid getting cancelled. While Chiyome is refusing to put any blame on him for sticking his fingers up her butt. ]
[NinJanine: O.O ]
[PerfectlySaneHex: @ MalasadaMayhemStop making it sound worse than it actually was! They never had sex, they only cuddled at night! No sex happened!! Gudao is apologizing for a mere reflex! ]
[MalasadaMayhem: The cope is strong in this one tonight lol. ]
[CasCu: Well, hate to break the illusion for you kiddies but, reminder that Chiyome is a servant who is at a level beyond the strength of normal humans. That means she could have easily broken Master's hold if she wanted to. Which she didn't. That means she willingly allowed herself to let it continue. ]
[Kohga: A true shinobi must always follow their lord's will. Even if his sleeping form wished to warm his bed, she must comply. ]
[CasCu: Bah, excuses. Just look, she's blushing like a maiden in love. No way in hell she didn't enjoy it! ]
[NinJanine: That is a highly problematic sentence you just uttered @ CasCu. Mochizuki-Sama would never take advantage of Gudao like that. ]
"Still, I feel horrible that I did something so inappropriate to you, even out of reflex. So please, I'll do whatever it takes to make it up to you!"
"Even so… I am your kunoichi… it is my duty to follow My Lord's will and his orders."
"Then I order you to come up with a punishment for what I did to you."
He heard her let out a grunt of discomfort. Then a brief, but tense silence followed.
[CasCu: Damn, he got her with one of the oldest tricks in the book. What will you do now Chiyome?]
After a while, Chiyome spoke again, but what she said next caused his brain to bluescreen.
"T-Then if that is what you wish… then there's no helping it. My Lord Fujimaru… as punishment for your misdeeds, p-p-please allow me to continue being your bedwarmer from now on."
His neck bones popped as he raised his head in shock, which caused Chiyome to let out a squeak of embarrassment.
[PerfectlySaneHex: D: ]
[NinJanine: Eh!!? ]
[CasCu: Ha!! I knew it!! What do you think of that old man? ]
[Kohga: Unsurprising.Historically, seduction tactics were used on rival Daimiyo to gather intelligence, but, it's not implausible for a kunoichi to be in carnal affairs with those who they served, so long as it didn't interfere with her duty and were kept in the privacy of the bedroom.
A privacy which we have all violated by watching this stream.
Mochizuki-Sama's choice of punishment has revealed her inner desires, so we must respect them. ]
[NinJanine: ugh… I suppose you are right father… ]
He wanted to say no, because he felt he would be taking advantage of her.
But the way she was refusing to meet his gaze, the cute way she pushed her index fingers together, it looked like it had just taken her a lot of courage to ask something like this.
His eyes briefly flickered to the camera, and he let out a sigh. Perhaps the humiliation and pressure were the punishment all along.
He let out a defeated sigh, "I think cuddling at night is too light a punishment for my crime, but if that's what you want, then so be it."
"Hehe…" Chiyome gained this really strange, but cute look on her face.
Then, his stomach rumbled.
He had forgotten he hadn't eaten yet.
"Let us head to breakfast, My Lord. You have a long day of recovery and you cannot recover properly without a good meal."
He wasn't going to argue with that logic. So he just stood up from his dogeza pose, and limped towards his closet.
"Ah, do you need help my Lord?"
"I'm good, thanks." He is already going to be treating her like a body pillow every night, he can't make her undress him too.
That would be too much.
He opened the closet door and saw his madara shirt.
He instinctively started to take off his mystic code.
His upper chest was now fully free of that tight uniform and was exposed to the filtered air.
He froze when he saw chat's everpresent eye nearby.
[Woah!! Shirtless stream!! ]
[O-oh my… Gudao has gotten defined. Look at those abs! ]
[Gudao: Someone want to take chat's camera away from me? I need to change. ]
[CasCu: *Rolls eyes* you modern people and your shame. Back in my day, men fought and walked around with only our hair and bodypaint to cover ourselves. ]
[Beaumains: I can take them for you! Btw, how much bacon do you want in your omelette master? ]
The camera vanished, leaving only the chat window behind.
[Gudao: Thanks Gareth, and the answer to that question is yes. ]
[Beaumains: On it! ]
[PerfectlySaneHex: Chiyome!! Get out of Gudao's room while he's changing you pervert!! ]
[MalasadaMayhem: Pot calling the kettle black. ]
"Do not mind me, my Lord. I am not shameless enough to ogle you unless you order me to, please change."
He turned to look at Chiyome and saw she was looking away from him.
He shrugged and pulled down the rest of his suit. He carefully, and neatly folded his mystic code before placing it on a nearby shelf.
Then, he pulled out his Madara shirt and put it on first, then, his pants, socks and shoes.
With everything accounted for, he nodded in satisfaction.
"Ok Chiyome, I'm done changing. Let's go to the cafeteria, I'm starving."
"Very well, let us be on our-" Chiyome stopped talking when her eyes landed on his shirt.
She was staring rather intently at it.
"Is something wrong?"
"Apologies My Lord, it's nothing."
Another awkward silence fell between them, though unlike last time, this felt a bit… different.
He scratched his cheek, then checked the clock and realized it was getting late, "well, come on, let's go. Mash should be coming any moment now, let's go meet her halfway."
They both walk towards the door, and open it, only to see Mash leaning on the wall, watching a holographic screen showing the feed of a miniature version of Gareth cooking his omelette.
"Oh, morning Mash, did we keep you waiting?" He said.
"M-Morning senpai, and n-no. I just got here. "
Something told him that wasn't the case, but it was already awkward enough as it is, so he let it slide.
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Mt. Silver, Johto Region
Ethan Gold POV
Crashing thunder rolled over the mountains, its echoes and the looming rain clouds caused all Pokémon on the mountain to hide in fear.
A flash of lightning struck the top of a mountain.
At the epicenter of the strike was a yellow saber-toothed cat with black stripes. Its majestic curled mane flowed in the wind as it overlooked the craggy terrain of Mt. Silver.
The legendary's hair shifted, and a young man slid off the legendary Pokémon with practiced ease, unbothered by the fact that he was a mass of electrons just a few short moments ago.
He took a deep breath of the afternoon air. The smell of ozone was rather saturated as always, but that is just something that happens when you ride an Electric-type legendary Pokémon across vast distances. He turned to Raikou and gave them a toothy grin, "thanks for the lift, buddy."
The giant cat Pokémon looked down at him and snorted. A prickle at the back of his neck was the only warning he got before Raikou's cold, deep, but feminine voice echoed inside his skull.
"I am not your friend, human. Now give me my offerings before I change my mind and turn you into charred meat."
Most people would be pissing their pants when a massive, legendary Pokémon of immense power threatened to kill them, but he was not most people.
"Oh, sure thing. Hang on a sec." He then reached into his backpack and pulled out a massive, ornamental ceramic bowl, which he carefully placed on the ground.
He could feel the legendary's sharp stare stabbing into his side as he pulled out a sack of premium quality shuca berries. He carefully placed them one by one into the bowl, taking care not to bruise them as he piled them over each other. He repeated this movement for a while until he formed a giant shuca berry mound.
He gave the legendary a toothy smile, "here you go, I got you your favorite, like always."
The saber-toothed cat lowered its head and sniffed the pile briefly before they started eating the offered berries.
He patiently waited for Raikou to finish, never taking his eyes off the legendary or fidgeting with his PokeGEAR while he waited.
Raikou didn't like it when he did that, as his previous charred PokéGEARs can attest to.
Raikou was not his pokémon, legends could not be caught unless they wanted to, and even then, they could easily break their pokéballs and flee should they be displeased with the human they chose to partner with.
After a few minutes of crunching noises, the giant cat finished eating and raised its head. It licked its elongated canines to savor the last bits of their food their messy eating had left behind. If they were a normal house cat pokémon, they would have been purring, but they can't, so they let out a satisfied chuff.
"Acceptable."
"Glad you liked 'em."
They side-eyed him, "I said they were acceptable, I never said they were the best. Nothing your human farmers grow will ever replicate the taste of the wild shuca berries of yore."
When he was younger, he thought Raikou was just being biased and nostalgic, but now that he knew of a world where everything in the past literally was better for mythological creatures, so it made sense why Raikou thought berries used to taste better.
"If there's anything else you require of me, ask. However, make it quick. I may be eternal, but even I loathe wasting time. So speak."
"Nah, I'm good. Thanks again for being such a good sport even after I made such a huge demand of you."
"Hmph, very well. I shall take my leave. If you wish to receive passage again, do me a favor and find a mate first. Your scent is laced with so many pheromones that it's quite nauseating, and it takes me days to wash the stench off my coat."
He felt a blush of embarrassment go up his cheeks, "I'll consider it."
The legendary was about to leap off like they always did, but it suddenly stopped. Then it turned to look at him.
"Human. It would seem that in my haste, I have nearly forgotten to pass the message entrusted to me by my Lord."
Hearing Raikou mention his Lord caused him to straighten his posture. A message from Ho-Oh was not something he could ignore or take lightly.
"What's the message?"
"That stream from another world you are observing," Raikou narrowed their eyes, "be cautious. There are powers that lie on the other side that rival and exceed many of us."
Oh, was that it? That couldn't be it right? It sounds too… simple.
"Yeah, I know. That's the whole reason why I asked you to take me to Kalos." Hopefully Officer Jenny likes enigma berries, he honestly had no idea what her favorites were, so he gave her the more expensive ones in his "get well" basket.
He blinked, and in that short amount of time, Raikou suddenly appeared in front of him, their eyes boring into his soul.
"No, you don't. You may think that avoiding the screen is enough to keep you safe, but do not be fooled."
He felt a cold sweat run down his back as Raikou started to walk around his perimeter, their eyes never leaving his position, almost as if they were searching for a weakness.
"Your human society rejects the truths of the past as myths. They bury their heads in the sand like ignorant Digletts, desperate to keep their narrow view of the world intact. They treat this connection as something new, yet, the truth is our worlds have mingled before in the past.
The legends of the other world are fully capable of traversing into ours if they so wish. Do take caution not to draw their ire or attention. My Lord will not be able to protect you if you make that mistake."
That is very exciting, but horrifying news.
An intrusive thought at the back of his head whispered the idea of summoning a servant, but that thought was crushed beneath the authority of Raikou's roar.
"I can hear your thoughts, do not attempt it! Using their rituals in our world will not work. And if they do, you will not like the consequences that follow."
He gulped as he heard crackles of electricity jump near his ear.
"Fine, fine I won't try to summon a servant. I promise."
Raikou searched his face and his thoughts for a long while, but eventually they backed off.
"See that you do."
He scratched the back of his head, "So I take it this means I should stop watching the stream, huh?"
To his surprise, Raikou disagreed, "Nay. The Original One has forbidden us from interfering, dissuading you from watching would go against that decree. And a punishment would fall upon me and my Lord if you stopped watching after I gave you this message."
His eyes widened in shock.
Arceus wants people watching this dangerous stream?! Why?! And for what reason? Why is he exposing the world to such horrors?
His thoughts went back to the start of the stream, of Gudao's assigned Twitch mod. Horse.
He felt a heavy weight settle on his shoulders, he needed to tell-
"By the way, now that you are aware, you are also not allowed to interfere. Go about your usual self as always, but do not try to negatively affect the viewership of the stream, or you might just end up like that other human you were thinking about just now."
Well, shit. Now he was stuck between a rock and a hard place.
He let out a tired sigh, "okay, thanks for the heads-up, Raikou. I promise I'll keep watching, and I won't interfere or tell anyone Arceus is involved."
The legendary snorted, "do what you want. I am merely passing my Lord's message. I care not if you drop dead or live until the end of your lifespan. Just don't drag us down with you. "
Without saying another word, Raikou disappeared with a crack of thunder, leaving him behind on the mountain peak by himself.
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New Bark Town
"Oh boy, what a pain." Gold said with a sigh as he stared at the small crowd of reporters camping outside his house.
They had all noticed him arriving on his pidgeot and were scrambling toward him.
All of them shoved microphones in his face, each hoping to catch his voice first.
Then the barrage of questions started.
"Champion Gold!! Do you regret your harsh comments against Officer Jenny after Kream's attack?"
"Champion Gold! Who do you think is the most beautiful gym leader in the world?"
"Are the rumors true that you are in a secret relationship with Gym Leader Clair?"
"What do you think of the Youngster Protection Act?!!"
"Champion Gold!! What do you think of the brutal death of Madame Romee?"
It's too much. Honestly, not dealing with the media has been one of the major perks he gained after stepping down from his Champion seat.
Not to mention the fact that they are calling him 'Champion Gold.'
He's retired arc-dammit, but these Joltik just refuse to see Lance as a real champion.
Man, he was already getting a headache, also, the hollow feeling in his chest came back. Man he really wanted to tell these guys to fuck off, but he had an image to keep.
Sensing his distress, Tyranobo let himself out of his pokeball.
The bombardment of question ceased as a giant, muscular Tyranitar emerged.
Tyranobo's shadow loomed over the crowd of reporters, who were now trembling with fear of the sheer might of his partner.
"First of all, I'm not the Champion of Indigo anymore. I'm just Ranger Gold to you people, you got that?"
The reporters nodded, but none of them took their eyes off the alpha Tyranitar glaring at them.
He let out a sigh, "alright. I'll answer your questions in order." He pointed at a portly reporter, who flinched at his gesture.
"No, but I think she doesn't deserve the hate people are throwing at her."
He pointed at each and every single reporter there as he answered their questions.
"No comment, definitely not, I don't approve of it, and it's going to backfire horribly, and I haven't seen what's happened to her yet, but I've seen the Twitter posts and I wish to express my sincere consolations to Jeanne D'Arc for her loss, and I will relay that message the day Jeanne is summoned to Chaldea."
He cleared his throat, and showed off his mega bracelet for everyone to see, "now that I've answered your questions, get out of my yard, I'm going to train with Tyranobo, and he doesn't have patience for nosy reporters like I do."
Tyranitar let out a deep rumble, the earth shook beneath everyone's feet.
"T-thank you for answering our questions Ch-I mean Ranger Gold! We have no further questions. Please forgive us for interrupting your training."
The reporters all bowed in apology before they made a hasty retreat.
He waited for a moment to see if the reporters really left, before he recalled Tyranobo and went inside his house.
Opening the door, his anxiety lessened when he was met with the familiar, Jonathan-style interior he had grown used to seeing since his childhood.
Unlike the games in Gudao's world, his house in real life was much more spacious and well decorated.
It wasn't just a large, empty space, but rather the entrance led through a hallway that was connected to various other rooms.
He took off his shoes and stepped on the clean hardwood floors and was immediately assaulted by the sound of his mother's footsteps running towards the entrance.
The door that led to the living room opened, and his mom appeared.
"Ethan! Where have you been, young man!?"
He blinked, had he forgotten to tell his mom where he went?
"Uh, Kalos?"
His mom's eyes widened in shock, "K-Kalos?!! Why so far? And for what reason?!"
Technically, he was a grown adult and had no obligation to tell her. But he still lived under her roof, and he suddenly disappeared off the face of the world while leaving her to deal with nosy paparazzi.
Oh Arc, he pulled a Red.
He scratched his cheek, "I was paying my respects. Sorry I left you with all those reporters."
His mom seemed to notice his remorse and softened her anger, "it's alright. I got used to them. I was more worried since you left without saying a word."
Note to self, buy mom some apology flowers.
"Sorry mom, I'll let you know next time. I was just in a rush to go."
"Well, as long as you're sorry then I forgive you. Oh, and by the way, Lance stopped by earlier, he was looking for you. He wanted to speak to you about the scary stream you've been watching."
He internally groaned, why was the world dragging him out of his comfort zone now of all times?!
"Hm, Let me guess, he wants me to make a speech doesn't he?" He asked with a deadpan,
His mom looked just as troubled as she nodded, "Yes, he did."
He sighed, "fine, I'll hear him out. I'm heading to my room now. I'm pretty tired from the trip."
He walked towards the stairs that led to his room.
"Oh, and Claire was here too."
He stopped midstep, the hollow feeling in his chest returning in full force.
"What did she want?"
His mom noticed his change in tone, and became a bit more meek, "she asked how you were doing."
"Oh, alright then. Well, anyway. I'm gonna clean my room now. See ya mom!"
He rushed up the stairs, ignoring his mom's calls as he went into his room and closed the door behind him.
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Chaldea Security Organization
3 Days Later
He stepped inside the infirmary, the scent of harsh disinfectants assaulted his nose.
Doctor Romani was sitting in his chair, leisurely sipping his coffee while watching Magi*Mari on his tablet.
He flicked his eyes towards him and smiled, "Ah, Ritsuka, morning. Nice to see you again. I've heard you spent your break well."
"Yeah, I managed to give my chat some normal, family friendly streams the past three days." God knows they, both he and chat, needed it. He would have done some ASMR streams, but ASMR mics were not included in the package sent by the "Mystery Gifter," so he just decided to just roll with it and stream what he could.
And even then, they were short streams since his servants didn't want him staring at a screen for so long while his eye was healing.
Romani had forbidden him from using healing magecraft so his body could heal naturally.
"Well, that's great to hear. Well then, I suppose we can get started then."
He swiped the stream of Magi*Mari went away and his medical records took their place. Then, Romani pulled out a pen light and began to inspect his injured eye.
"Well, your eye is still a bit bloodshot, but it's merely cosmetic."
The light turned off and the spot where the light touched was blurry.
He rubbed his eyes to wipe away the blur, "So does that mean I can summon Archer again?"
"Normally I would have said no, and forced you to take more rest time, but you're surprisingly resilient." Romani grabbed his tablet and began to type some information on it.
"Your Magical circuits are all in tip-top condition which is baffling since any other mage would have been left in agony when they returned from a mission."
He swiped the tablet with one of his fingers,"also, they would have been out of commission for those three days,"
He tilted his head, "so does that mean I'm some kind of shōnen protagonist?"
Romani quirked a smile, "oh, not a chance in hell, you are no Naruto, or Goku, so you won't be firing any Kamehameha's any time soon. You just have tons of stamina, endurance, and recovery speed but its not linked to nakama power, I can assure you of that."
"Oh." Well, there goes his dreams of saving the world by going super saiyan.
Romani suddenly smirked at him, an expression that made him feel very uncomfortable.
"What's with that face?" He asked Romani.
"Oh nothing, I just found it funny seeing a fellow anime fan being so disappointed that they wouldn't be able to live out their fantasy of being a shōnen protagonist, but completely blind to the signs that point to him being a harem protagonist."
"HUH?" What the heck was he talking about? He wasn't a harem protagonist!
"I'm not a harem protagonist!"
Romani's teasing smile turned into a deadpan frown, "Ritsuka, buddy, you can't be serious. Don't tell me you haven't noticed? Nearly every female servant you have met has either fallen in love with you, or gets along with you like they've known you their entire lives."
"B-But that's not-"
Romani cut him off before he could make his argument, "Marie Antoinette made you a baron and gave you a French kiss for saving her country, Da Vinci is constantly flashing her body parts at you, Chiyome became your personal body pillow, The freaking Dragon Witch ripped out the grail from her body and gave it to you, and heck, even Mash is unsafe from your ikemen hands. She has been giving you the doe eyes for as long as she's met you. Face it, you're a harem protagonist."
He furrowed his brows, "Isn't Mash your daughter? If what you say is true, then why would you let her hang out with some playboy, ikemen harem protagonist?"
Romani crossed his arms, "because, believe it or not, I'd rather Mash fall in love with a playboy harem protagonist than the alternative option."
He tilted his head, "the Alternative option?"
Romani's face turned into a disgusted scowl, "a bastard that was part of Master Team A. Beryl Gut. Aside from you, he is the only person in all of Chaldea who has a romantic attraction to Mash."
For some reason, his gut started to twist on itself.
"Should you be telling me this? Mash might get angry if you spill details about her personal love life." Romani was lucky that chat wasn't around to see this conversation, or else Mash would have probably kicked the door down by now.
Romani waved off his valid concern, "Meh, it's not like the guy is her ex-boyfriend or anything. The guy is just a creep. A real life yandere who has a sick way of displaying affection."
He winced, something told him he wasn't going to like what Romani said if he asked, but he was curious.
"Was he that bad?"
"I caught him breaking Mash's fingers-"
The twisting anxiety in his gut turned into red hot anger, the chair he was sitting on scraped loudly as he stood from his seat, "He did what to Mash?!!"
How could someone harm Mash in that way? In what world is physical abuse a form of love?!
Romani's frown turned into a warm smile, "it's alright Ritsuka. I already decked him in the face for it. Though that attitude you just displayed is exactly why I am okay with her chasing you, even though she could end up heartbroken."
Romani furrowed his brows, "I don't think you are the type of man to do this but, to put it into context, you could literally neglect Mash or harshly dump her for another woman and you would still be One thousand percent less of a scumbag than Beryl. "
He was right. There was no way in hell he would ever harm his loved ones like that. While a part of him wanted to go to the cryopreserved master coffins to find this guy, he didn't think he would be able to hold himself back from punching the device or possibly hurting himself while doing so.
He took a deep breath, and the anger subsided.
Romani cleared his throat, "anyways we went on a bit of an emotional tangent there, so my apologies for ruining your good mood. You are hereby cleared to summon servants again, especially now that we have another grail in our possession to support more of them.
Though I highly recommend you still avoid the training room for a while longer, since you're going to be making a lot of new contracts soon."
"Right. So can I go now?"
Romani chuckled, "impatient aren't we? Well, there's not many important things for us to talk about, unless you're willing to hear my advice on how to manage a harem?"
He gave Romani a look, "Romani, no offense, but you spend a percentage of your paycheck on an e-girl. I don't think you are qualified to lecture me on harem management."
Romani pouted, "I'll have you know I am an expert at managing harems. After all, I've played thousands of dating sims in my life, so I know what I am talking about."
He stared at the man who just shamelessly admitted that dating sims are a good source of information on how to build relationships.
"Right. Well, maybe next time. I heard you're quite busy nowadays."
Romani sighed, "don't remind me. Well, in any case, don't let my busy schedule as Chaldea's Temporary Director stop you from reaching out to me. I really do enjoy our leisurely talks Ritsuka."
He understood his dilemma, because he knew that being Director of Chaldea wasn't easy. It truly made him respect the former director even more, since she was juggling duties and responsibilities that were giving a man older than her trouble.
"Same. thank you for your hard work and for the quick check-up, but if you'll excuse me, I also have stuff to do today. See you later." He stood up from his chair and opened the door to the hallway.
"Likewise, until next time." He closed the door with a click.
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Summoning Room
After leaving Romani's office, he headed straight to the summoning room. Mash, Chiyome, and Kriemhild tagged along as his bodyguards for the upcoming summoning.
Chiyome was there for extraction should a servant decide they want to be sneaky and shank him at fast speeds, while Kriemhild was there to neutralize and subdue any unruly strong servants.
Not that it mattered for this current summoning, as he was merely bringing Archer back.
Gareth wanted to come too, but he recognized she only wanted to because she had a bone to pick with him about his projection of excalibur.
Truth be told, he had a bone to pick with him too, since he lied to him about not having a noble phantasm that could free servants from contracts, but he can wait until a more appropriate time.
Now though?
He just needed to bring him back.
"Ready Senpai?"
"Yes Mash, I'm ready."
He ignored chat spamming the spongebob 'I'm ready' emote and went through the same motions he did when summoning servants.
Except. Something was wrong.
He could feel it in his soul.
Something just hijacked the summoning circle.
A white blur shot forth from the circle before it fully manifested.
[Ho-shit!! We got ourselves a rogue servant!! ]
[PANIK!!! ]
"Senpai!"
"My Lord!!"
"My Accomplice, stand back!!"
The blur shot forward faster than ever before, honed in on his location like a hawk aiming to sink their talons into a fish.
The blur of magical energy jumped, its form stabilizing in midair. His jaw hit the ground when he saw a familiar pale dragon girl.
Except, she was now wearing a black kimono with matching black hair ornaments.
The only white cloth she wore were her thigh highs.
She was blitzing toward him with her arms open wide. He was going to get glomped.
"Aaanchiiiin!! You've kept me waiting for so loooong!! Your beloved wife Kiyohime has arrived!~"
Before Kiyohime could glomp him, Chiyome appeared in front of him, her fist drawn back.
"Geh!-" and she punched the little berserker in the face. Kiyohime's momentum came to a screeching halt, and she tumbled on the ground like a ragdoll.
She came to a stop and laid on the floor in a pose reminiscent of Yamcha.
[Ow. That sounded like it hurt. ]
[Chiyome is not playing around. That punch was PERSONAL. ]
[RIP Kiyohime. ]
[RIP ] x234
Meanwhile, Chiyome was staring down at the defeated Berserker with a satisfied smirk on her face.
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