Chiyome POV
The doors of the coffins hissed as they opened.
Her Lord, Ritsuka Fujimaru, Lady Kyrielight, and Fou all emerged from their rayshifting transports.
She pursed her lips when she saw her Lord's eye, bloodshot from overexerting himself during the battle with the dragon and the squid monster.
She hated that she allowed him to head into the singularity without her protection.
She thought that she could trust Archer and Kriemhild-San to watch over him, but, as he continued to advance in the Mission, it became clear to her that such trust was misplaced.
She has already made plans to visit Kriemhild-San in particular. Her poor choices had put their Lord in danger, and she will not allow her to use her nature as a Berserker to avoid judgement.
Doctor Roman, who had been patiently waiting for both of the young victors to regain their wits, spoke up, "Welcome back you two! Oh, sorry for being so informal with you, it's not an attitude befitting your stations anymore."
Romani bowed, and she had to admit, it was a very elegant bow. Rehearsed, though it makes sense why Doctor Romani, The current Director of Chaldea would know how to bow properly when he is surrounded by many mage nobles.
"Monsieur Baron de Fujimaru and Madame Baroness de Kyrielight, I, Doctor Romani Archaman, the temporary Director of the Chaldea Security Organization, on behalf of The Human order and all staff at this location, wish to thank you for successfully completing the First Grand order!"
Both her Lord and Lady Kyrielight seemed to find the formality embarrassing, as their faces both turned a shade of red.
It was quite surprising that her Lord had officially obtained the rank of nobility, even if it was a minor one.
It made her very happy and proud that he had become a proper Lord in the eyes of others, and she felt excited that she can now refer to him as 'My Lord' without feeling like she was imposing a title on him.
Suddenly, the memory of the queen Marie Antoinette surfaced in her thoughts and her good mood soured. As grateful as she was to the French Queen, she was not fond of the manner in which she bestowed the title upon him.
"Please stop teasing us Doctor Roman, or I'll get mad," Lady Kyrielight was unamused by Doctor Romani's congratulatory speech.
Da Vinci, the vixen woman, decided to throw in her own opinion.
"It's no joke you two. You were both bestowed the title of Barony by Queen Marie Antoinette herself, and while it might not mean much to people of the Modern world, your titles will help ease your future travels.
Peasants never really had much in the way of rights, nor were they taken seriously, so you can use your squeaky new titles to help you get close to the nobility of the eras we send you to." Da Vinci said, and she agreed.
Unfortunately, peasants were meant to be looked down upon by the nobility, and it was a Lord's duty to manage them to benefit himself and his country. With their new titles, gaining an audience with important historical figures will be much easier to pull off.
"Which means that you guys can claim to be nobles from some faraway country and you technically won't be lying! Win/win!" Doctor Romani repeated her internal thoughts out loud with much enthusiasm.
"That makes sense." her Lord Said, then he turned towards her, "oh Chiyo, I didn't notice you there. Sorry, I'm feeling a bit out of it right now."
A smile nearly escaped her calm facade when she heard her Lord call her by the nickname he bestowed on her.
Improper.
She shook her head to clear those feelings, "pay me no heed my Lord. I am a kunoichi. It would not be my place to speak without being given permission."
"Right, well, um…" Her Lord scratched his cheek, unsure of how he should respond to her answer.
Then, his face lit up like he remembered something.
"Oh! I almost forgot! Now that we're back, we should go resummon Archer!"
Hearing his words, Romani gained a look of concern, "I wouldn't do that if I were you, Ritsuka. Your body is in quite the rough shape after all the back-to-back noble phantasms your servants deployed."
"I thought you said that our bodies were separated from our souls while rayshifting?" Her Lord's question made the doctor give him a deadpan response.
"Your soul and your body are connected," he pointed at one of his eyes, "your eye is still bloodshot and you look exhausted. We might give you allowances for risking your life on the field, but in the safe halls of Chaldea? As your boss, I forbid you from hurting yourself, so go rest."
"I'm fine Roman, it's just-woah!" her Lord suddenly lost his balance and his head would have hit the floor, but she caught him before it did.
It was not her place to say anything, but she sent a gaze at her Lord in silent pleading, which made him look away in shame, "Fine. I'll rest but tomorrow- "
"Three days. You will rest for three days, and you are also forbidden from using the summoning room until then. No excuses, I already told all your servants to enforce this rule when you returned, and they agreed, so don't try to be cute. Now stop being so stubborn, and go rest, and I mean it." Roman said with a surprisingly stern tone that held a weight of authority that was out of character for the man.
Thankfully her Lord relented, "fine. I'll rest for the night."
She heard high heels clack toward her, and her mood shifted when she remembered they belonged to Da Vinci, "I'll take Gudao-Kun off your hands Chiyome-Chan.
"No way in hell." She didn't trust this woman, not a bit.
She refuses to leave this pervert anywhere near her Lord, especially when he's in such a vulnerable state.
"That was rude. You only had to say no." The vixen puffed her cheek, but such a tactic will not work on a kunoichi of her caliber.
"Sorry. But aren't you supposed to be busy with your projects? You shouldn't waste your precious time escorting My Lord to his room."
"What if I told you I wanted to escort Gudao-Kun?"
Hearing the word "escort" made her narrow her eyes at the woman, "Then I'll cut your hands off."
"Ooh. So aggressive. Did you not just express concerns that I should focus on my work? I can't do that without my hands you know?"
"Then keep them to yourself. You of all people know the significance of being a servant. My duty is to protect my Master, and you are an uncontracted servant trying to get close to him while he's alone. I only tolerate your presence around him because of the excruciating circumstances."
Her glare at Da Vinci intensified, "so stick to your job as his tutor, Caster, and I'll stick to mine... or else."
She leaked out a bit of her magical energy to show she wasn't messing around.
Da Vinci, thankfully, backed off with her hands raised in surrender, "alright Chiyome-Chan, I apologize, I overstepped my boundaries. You're absolutely right. I am not his servant, so I cannot spend time bonding with him."
Da Vinci gave her a devilish grin, "... at least not yet."
She stared at the Italian woman's face for a moment longer, waiting to see if she had anything else to say. But she didn't, so she scoffed at her.
"Come Lady Kyrielight, we must take My Lord to his safe haven."
"Um... okay...."
She and Mash gently carried her Lord out of the room, who had already passed out long before the confrontation with the vixen had occurred.
Their walk towards her Lord's room was done in awkward silence.
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After a few minutes of walking, Lady Kyrielight let go of her Lord's arm and scanned a keycard on the door.
The door recognized the identification and opened.
She turned to Lady Kyrielight, "You should rest as well, Lady Kyrielight."
Lady Kyrielight blushed when she heard herself being addressed, but didn't comment on it, "Are you sure, Chiyome-san? I can help you carry Senpai into his room."
"It's fine." She gave the girl a reassuring smile, "you did well in your battles. You've grown much since Fuyuki. So go, take your well-earned rest, I will tuck him in for the night."
The girl's blush turned a different shade of crimson, "in that case… I'll leave Senpai in your reliable hands, Chiyome-san."
She bowed and when she returned to a normal standing stance, she briefly glanced at her Lord before walking away.
With her going on her way, it was time to take her Lord to bed.
She stepped into the dark room, and the door shut from behind them. Thankfully, the lights did not turn on, so her Lord's sleep would not be interrupted by blinding lights.
She carefully picked him up and carried him towards his bed.
The mattress squeaked as she gently placed his weight on the soft mattress.
Mission complete.
She took a moment to observe his sleeping face, her gaze lingering on his lips.
Then, a yokai began to whisper in her ear.
'I wonder… what does it feel like?'
She felt something brush her lips, and her mind reeled when she realized it was one of her fingers.
What was she thinking?!
As a kunoichi, love affairs between nobles and ninja were unprofessional. She could not be thinking such lewd things about him!
She needs to stop being so distracted by impure thoughts and focus on covering her Lord with a blanket, so he doesn't sleep in the cold.
Not wanting to disturb his sleep, she turned to make her way to his closet, where the extra bedsheets were kept.
Suddenly, a warm hand grabbed her arm, and she froze.
She looked down and saw the owner of the hand was her Lord.
"My Lord?"
With a surprising amount of strength, her Lord yanked her away from the cold air and into his warm embrace.
It didn't fully register in her mind what kind of situation she was in until she felt the warmth from his body transferring into hers.
His soft breaths caused her spine to shiver as they caressed her neck. She could feel his heart beat, slow and rhythmic, while hers was beating so fast that she was afraid it would wake him up.
The pain from the sheets rubbing over her body was drowned out by the sensory overload she was experiencing.
To say that she felt vulnerable was a woeful understatement.
As a heroic spirit, she was fully capable of breaking such a hold…. But… if she did… she would be disturbing her Lord's sleep.
She decided to astralize to get away, but before she could, her Lord held her tighter and spoke in a rather pleasing low voice.
"Samui…"
…
She was trapped, and there was no way to escape this hold.
What kind of kunoichi would she be if she left her Lord in a cold bed?
It wasn't like they were having an illicit affair.
Not at all.
She was only warming his bed.
It was part of her duties as a ninja.
B-Besides, Her Lord was fast asleep, they wouldn't be doing anything sexual.
N-nothing at all.
She took a deep breath, yet it failed to calm her nerves.
Only when she closed her eyes and focused on the soft noises her beloved Lord made, did her heart find serenity.
And she fell asleep.
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She was here again.
She was dreaming of Her Lord's childhood home.
Her vision was filled with a view of a large television, which was currently playing advertisements for some popular toy.
She's grown used to seeing such things before. Her Lord loved sitting in front of the tv to watch pokemon or while holding a gaming device.
However, something was different.
She could see the reflection of her lord in a nearby mirror. He looked middle school age.
This was the first time she's seen him in this stage of his life, as other times she's watched him when he was a young boy or a young teen in school.
Suddenly, a rush of excitement flooded her body. She knew this meant one of his favorite shows was about to start.
Although… he was never this excited when he played pokemon or watched other shows, what could he possibly be so excited to watch for him to feel this way?
The ad ended and the TV went black.
And when it turned back on, her Hell began.
"WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS!!"
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CorviPeasant @ BlackSteel:
I don't normally post on Twitter but… my posts reach more people here than in the Pokemon World Forums.
The old bags are at it again.
*Video of Galar Pokemon League Board Members promoting Youngster Protection Act.*
They are trying to limit which pokemon we're allowed to obtain based on our number of badges!!! Fucking Bullshit!!
1M Comments:
» UGH!! Why is it ALWAYS GALAR?!!
» They already pushed to increase the journey age to 16, and it FAILED. And now they're pushing legislation that's even more unpopular? Do these people never learn?!
That being said, mandatory everstones? That's just a blatant overreach of your power, pokemon league.
» Goomy line already requires a special license to train. Are you telling me now I have to clear 6 Gyms to own one?!! Fuck you Pokemon League!!
» Goodra is available at Five badges… Goomy at Six…. And Sliggoo at EIGHT?!! WHY?!
» Goomy line's tier requirements makes sense. Sligoo are typically much more dangerous than their third evolution. There are tons of cases where careless trainers have left their pokeballs containing a sliggoo in the same room as them while they sleep.
» It's called natural selection. It weeds out the weak trainers.
» Y'all are talking about Goomy being badge walled, yet Magikarp got the worst of it. You also need Eight badges to own one if the bill passes.
» Gyarados, right?
» Yup, Gyarados.
» All the starters have no badge requirements… but their evolutions do? Professor sponsored trainers are already so limited BECAUSE they have to qualify for the spots. Adding this rule is only gonna make it harder for them!
» The idiots are using Marie's comments about pokemon journeys as evidence to help pass this bullshit Bill into Law.
» Well, at least Chairman Rose is opposing this. Glad to see SOME people in higher positions of power that have a brain left.
» FUCK OPPRESSORS!! FUCK THE POKMWM LEAGUE!!
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UTUBE
|| Inside Da Vinci's workshop, Ritsuka was sitting at a typical High school desk. In front of him was his notebook, its blank pages ready to be filled by the information that Da Vinci was about to lecture him on.
Da Vinci herself was in front of him, her body leaning on a neat desk of a similar warm color scheme to the interior of her workshop.
Next to her was a large, mobile black board, a few Hagoromo chalka resting at the base of the blackboard.
She was currently wearing her typical clothes, except this time, she was wearing a pair of glasses that made her appear more like the hot, single high school teacher look. He was trying really hard not to stare at her thighs, as she was giving him quite the view at the moment.
Ritsuka eyes were focused, and ready to learn.
Chat was hovering next to him, and they seemed pretty excited about the lecture.
"Are you ready to learn more about the foundations of Thaumaturgy Gudao-kun?"
[
> Thaumaturgy? I thought we were learning about magecraft?
> CasCu: It's the same thing, just a different name.
]
"Sure? I guess I'm ready."
[
:Spongebob I'm Ready emoticon: x 234
]
"Well, let's get started then. Today we are going to go a bit more in depth about why exactly Mages practice their craft in the first place. Gudao-Kun, can you remember the name of the place that all mages strive to reach?"
She calmly walked to the chalkboard and picked up her chalk, but she didn't write anything yet, as she was waiting for Ritsuka to answer her.
[
> Root. x 412
> Your mom's heavenly hole.
> Ayo?!!
> GARcher: It seems that, no matter the world, the internet remains a cesspit of perverts and idiots.
]
"The Root. Or Was it Akasha?" He guessed while trying his best to remember what Olga taught him.
Da Vinci pointed her chalk at Ritsuka, "both are correct. I am glad you remembered Gudao-kun. The Root is the origin of the souls in our world. While it is known by many names, including Heaven, is a metaphysical place that technically holds no true name. "
She begins to write on the blackboard, choosing to write at the very top of the board.
Ritsuka blushed when he caught sight of Da Vinci's panties peeking from underneath.
[
> Can Da Vinci go without being a tease for five fucking minutes?!! She's supposed to be teaching Gudao, not tempt him with a good time!!
> Da Vinci is wearing a smaller skirt than normal. Gee, I wonder why?
]
She finished writing "THE SWIRL OF THE ROOT" and quickly drew what looked like a galaxy on the board, alongside a bunch of other terms.
Ritsuka let muscle memory take over, and he wrote the text without bothering to look down.
[
> I think this is the first time we've seen Gudao write lecture notes before. And all I have to say is, I'm impressed.
> Ms.Roxanne: His note taking skills are quite advanced and accurate too. Truly, he is a god among mortals at taking notes.
> Mighty1Oak: Goodness, even I struggled to take notes like that. This would have been a lifesaving skill to have during my undergrad years.
> So the Root is a galaxy?
> Magi truly are backwards. They should just create a spaceship if they wanted to reach the Root.
]
Da Vinci's chalk stopped writing, and she turned to face Ritsuka, simultaneously denying him another peek at her butt.
"Incidentally, this is not what the actual Root looks like, this is just a visual aid for my lecture."
She twirled the chalk between her fingers, "Now then, you are already aware of some terms from Mash and the Late Director, so I will only briefly recap them if I see you do not recall them properly. Feel free to stop me if I am going too fast for you Gudao-kun."
Ritsuka nodded, and Da Vinci tapped a human figure labeled "soul" that she drew.
"Ultimately, the Root is from which all existence comes and ultimately returns to. It is also an archive of the world's nearly infinite possibilities, which is why it's also known as the Akashic Records."
She drew an arrow that suggested motion from the figure to the Root.
"Mages wish to reach the Root to obtain the answers to all the world's greatest mysteries. For example… "
Da Vinci brought up her hand and began to list off questions one by one, "'Why do we exist?' 'What is life?' 'Do we have a purpose?' These questions have plagued humanity since its inception, and while many mundane humans look to researching the natural world and philosophy to find these answers, Mages, on the other hand, look to the Root for answers."
[
> Ah, so it's basically a hidden library with ultimate power and knowledge. And a nursery/retirement home for souls?
> KingBumi was right, we haven't been thinking enough about the possibilities.
> What is love?
> Baby don't hurt me. No more!
> Beaumains: King who?
> @ Beaumains A fictional king from one of the cartoons Gudao showed us.
> Beaumains: Oh!
]
"Are you still following Gudao-Kun?" She pushed her eyeglasses up and Ritsuka nodded, although he could already feel his head tingling from all the information she just dumped on his head.
Though his head hurt, he was still able to follow. Seeing his nod, Da Vinci continued by tapping another term written on the board: "Age of Gods."
"In the past, in the era we call The Age of Gods, the world flourished with Mana. Back then, Mages were able to channel energy directly from the root with ease and enacted what many in our modern age would call 'Miracles.'
Ritsuka raised his hand.
"Yes Gudao-Kun?"
"So what you're telling me is that Gods are real?"
"In the past? Yes, they did exist in abundance back then." she crossed her arms, "Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on who you ask, it was humanity's understanding of the natural world through science that led to the decline of magecraft."
She turned to the board and drew several figures of dragon, fairies, and monsters and another person but with a halo, then the term "REVERSE SIDE OF THE WORLD."
"This change in understanding of the natural world made the world inhospitable for the divine and fantastical. Which is why you don't see many magical creatures and gods in everyday life, they all abandoned The World in favor of the Reverse Side of the World.
She crossed off a few figures with a giant 'X' to indicate their death, and arrows pointing to the Reverse Side of the world.
[
> Lol, Gudao stop looking at her butt and pay attention bro.
> It's hard to pay attention with those blue panties flashing every few seconds.
> I'm loving Da Vinci's teaching style. Using visual aides to help Gudao retain information instead of simply info dumping. She's also gauging his attentiveness and encouraging interactivity by asking him questions and is using her… um, panty shots as a way to keep him awake and alert during the lecture.
Devious … but effective.
]
"Well, now that we have defined what the ROOT is and why it's valuable to mages, I think It's time we moved onto the next part of the lesson."
She went up to the board and wrote more words on the surface, and this time, it read: "How do mages attempt to access The Root?"
"Unfortunately, Magecraft is only a mimicry of those miracles, but that is why many families desperately try to find ways to advance their magecraft, so that one day in the future, one of their descendants eventually steps into the realm of a Magician by reconnecting with the Root and obtaining one of the Five True Magics. "
[
> Top-Hat-PSY: Ah yes, lineage and legacy. Truly there's no escaping the pressure and shame of "not being good enough" and being a "disappointment" for your family simply for lacking skills determined at birth.
> You Ok bro?
> Top-Hat-PSY: I am, it's just that this topic hits a little close to home.
]
Da Vinci wrote five entries, but only filled in two: "Kaleidoscope" and "Magic Blue."
"I wish I could go more in depth about them, but True Magics are shrouded in mystery, so there's not much I can provide about how they work since their practitioners are either dead or they keep their secrets closely guarded. But what I can say is that the number of people in all of human history who have ascended to the title of 'Magician' can be counted on one hand. Which is why we only have Five great magics we are aware of."
She put up two fingers, "currently only two True Magic users we know are alive and have a name. Aoko Aozaki or as many know her as Blue, Miss Blue, and a bunch of other titles that aren't important to our lecture, and Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, the founder of the mage's association."
[
> Blue-TheCHAMP: Oh sheet, there's someone in that world with my name as a title?! And a girl at that. Is she hot?
> GARcher: I wouldn't take her lightly if I were you, she is feared by the mages in the Clocktower for a reason. She could literally pound you into a fine paste without even breaking a sweat.
> Blue-TheCHAMP: The more you speak about her, the cooler she sounds.
> GARcher: … You have no idea how much your attitude has ruined my image of you, Gary "smell fetish" Oak.
> Blue-TheCHAMP: Oi! That's Blue Motherfucking Oak to you Mr. Red Boner Guy!
> CasCu: You cheating on me, you red bastard? And here I thought we had a good rivalry.
> GARcher: You and me? Rivals? Why would I ever be rivals with a dog?
]
"Due to recent events, we can't really communicate with them, and as a master of Chaldea, the only one you need to focus on right now is the Third True magic, 'Heaven's Feel.'"
[
> Sounds Kinky.
> Dark Magician Girl, can you please point to the location on this doll where Heaven touched you?
Dark Magician Gurl: *Points at crotch area of doll* Here.
> Lol. Fuck you for making me laugh at that joke you fucking Hypno.
> So despite obtaining one the Five true magics, those two still died because of the world getting incinerated. Goes to show that there will always be a bigger fish out there, somewhere.
> That big fish being Lev and his Boss. Ugly af, but deadly.
]
"As you know, the World is alive. Gaia and Alaya are the Wills of the planet and humanity respectively, however, they are also the reason why access to the Root is nearly impossible. Anyone who gets too close to the Root will find themselves staring down the wrath of the Throne of Heroes… you've seen how that can turn out haven't you?"
"Yeah, I have."
[
> *Flashbacks to King Arthur's Excalibur Morgan.* Yep. We know.
> And yet magi continue to be the dumbasses they are and stick their hands inside a fireplace in hopes of learning the move flamethrower.
]
"The Holy Grail war as you know, is a battle royale to the death, and the creators made the ritual to access the root. The counter force is the attack dog that prevents mages from reaching the Root, but the holy grail war was created to bypass that, by making the World's own defensive systems, aka servants/heroic spirits, fight each other. When the servants in the war die, their souls get transported to the Root, it creates a path a mage can follow to obtain true magics. "
[
> It's so fucked up. A mage forces a servant to fight in a stupid battle royale, then when they do manage to survive, they get shafted by their master and hoard the wish for themselves.
> What a scam.
> GARcher: Don't forget that the Holy Grail has a non zero chance of being contaminated by evil. So your wish is less like a cute pokemon like Jirachi and more like a monkey's paw.
It also has limits, and those limits end up influencing the wish.
> How do you know about Jirachi, Archer?
> GARcher: I knew someone who really wanted one from an event and kept bugging me about it for a long time.
]
"Why is that?" Ritsuka asked.
"Because, The Third Magic, Materialization of the soul, is the reason why the Holy Grail War even exists in the first place."
She goes up to write "Holy Grail War" on her board.
The screen fades to black. ||
Da Vinci's Magecraft Lessons: The Swirl of the Root
By Gudao (subscribe)
Comments:
⇢ Lol, the lesson barely even started and the smooth brained idiots of chat are already lost. :laughing Emoji:
⇢ NinJanine: Da Vinci wasted no time. She pulled off the ultimate Ninja technique, "Concealed Panty Flash of many Hidden Truths."
| Kohga: Janine… I know you've been secretly rewatching those Naruto clips on UTube. Please do not embarrass our family name by acting out what you see in public.
⤷ NinJanine: Eep!! You knew?!! I mean, yes, of course you knew. Sorry father!!
⇢ It seems like the goal of mages and scientists is the same, but the methods to reach the conclusion are different. This stuff is bonkers, and if we didn't have proof that these videos were real, I would still be doubting.
⤷ Porygon can generate many things, but the bone chilling sensation of death, and accurate readings of unknown, foreign particles is not one of them.
⇢ Hm, so Gods were a thing in the past, but now they aren't because of science? That explains why we don't have legendaries anymore.
In Gudao's world that may be the case, but don't forget, they also had Phantasmals, or pokemon-like creatures, that roamed the place in the age of Gods as well.
But now that the world is more scientific, they also disappeared.
We still have our pokemon, yet unlike them, ours haven't shown themselves in the modern day.
⤷ Yet. We haven't seen legendaries yet. But for all we know, they could be hiding among us, with none of us being the wiser.
⇢ ZaWarudo: "They all abandoned The World in favor of the Reverse Side of the World."
Lol. Skill issue.
⇢ JigglyWiggly: Came back after the events of Orleans. Archer was right. The Holy Grail is a total sham, and is only good for being a power source.
⇢ Da Vinci is a great artist. I would commission her if she wasn't so busy and wasn't a world away.
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Ritsuka POV
He woke up in a dark room.
He remembered talking to Romani about something but he couldn't recall exactly what.
He felt he should get up soon, but his body was too lazy.
His thoughts came to a halt when he heard soft, but cute snores next to him.
He turned to the source, but the room was too dark.
He tried to reach for his wristband, but couldn't because his arm was stuck, under whoever was sleeping next to him.
Then he remembered the room had voice recognition.
"Lights on, but a little bit please," he said in a whisper not wanting to disturb the other person's sleep.
The AI was thankfully smart enough not to flashbang him, and gently flooded the room in a dull light.
He regained his vision and almost immediately went blind again.
Why? Because his eyes nearly fell out of his sockets when he saw Chiyome sleeping next to him, and not in her usual outfit.
The "clothes" she wore were the same ones she had when he first summoned her. Straps, fishnets, and her eyepatch.
How did this happen?
Did he force himself on Chiyome while he was exhausted?!!
Oh god… poor Chiyome… he was such a scumbag. He didn't think an apology was going to be enough to undo the horrible act she endured.
Wait… he was passed out, how could he have?
…
Well… if there was only one saving grace, it was that his chat wasn't around to see this.
He had no excuses, nor did he want to give any, but he was so confused about how this happened.
And much to his dismay, as soon as he spoke of the devil, he arrived.
His blood ran cold when the familiar holographic screen and orb appeared next to him.
[...Was this a bad time? ]
[CasCu: Ay!! Master and Chiyome got busy!! Proud of you kiddo!! ]
[Kream: apologies for interrupting your mana transfer My Accomplice, it was not my intention. ]
[PerfectlySaneHex: I mean, they aren't naked… so there's no way they had sex… right Gudao? ]
He was fucked. He was absolutely fucked!!
"C-Chat… I know this looks bad…. But we didn't do anything, I swear-"
He never got a chance to finish his sentence, as Chiyome interrupted him by saying the worst thing she could possibly say at that moment.
"Pervert… That's not a ninja technique, you just stuck your fingers… up butt…. "
[Bunny_Aachan: Master is into butt stuff I see….]
[CasCu: Not my cup of tea, but you do you Master! ]
[PerfectlySaneHex: What legendary pokemon did I piss off in my previous life? If you can hear me, please… forgive me. ]