"THAT MAN!"
"We can't allow that man to keep wrecking havoc on our castles!"
"My boobs are gone, and I grew a penis!"
'So he wasn't just messing with me...' Elmenhilde thought as she heard her fellow female... once female vampires all demanding a temporary truce with the Tepes faction. That blond man, whatever his name was, was fucking with the vampires as a species. At the moment, nearly every female vampire had become flat chested and grew a penis to match their female genitals, and every male vampire had become more feminine and grew a vagina to match their penis.
At the rate they were going, the entire vampire race would be hermaphrodites before the end of the month, as it stood the tensions between the rivalling factions were starting to get confused. Since the Male Dominated Tepes faction were no longer ruled by men, and the Female Dominated Carmilla faction no longer had true females, it could be easily stated that neither of them were even worthy of leading themselves.
'I'm lucky that once the rumors of what was going on started to spread, I stopped drinking from our private blood stores.' Elmenhilde had realized that potions were being mixed into their drinks, and they were being transformed much the way that they transformed others.
There were less than 50 true male vampires and 40 true female vampires left, she didn't count dhampires among that since none of the dhampires had been transformed. Elmenhilde just listened as her... her once mother and not mixed gender being stood up and slammed her fist down.
"Which of you bastards were female before this, and which ones were male, we need to..."
They were all the same now.
There was a tense silence in the room when everyone realized that by few of them being male or female, that nobody knew who their leaders were anymore. It was hard for those who wished for female domination to continue to support it when none of them were truly female, and none of them knew who the males had been in the room. Even if they became led by females, there was no telling if the people who led them were actually female before the transformation. They, as a species, had no need for medical records or papers, so they had no documentation to prove who was who.
"I believe that Elmenhilde is still female, correct?"
Said girl froze when people looked towards her, before everyone in the room froze as they looked behind her. Elmehilde turned her head, and her jaw dropped when she saw Naruto was just standing there with clippers, taking strands of her hair off of her head.
"Sup."
"Boy! You will turn us back!"
"Sup my Vamp friends, you like your gifts. Now this stupid gender war can end, and you can have your leaders be the people best suited for the job... if not... well that really sucks. By the way, whatever you thought your numbers were before, they aren't... only 3 males and 2 female vampires are left pure gendered." Naruto waved a hand and held up his fingers to show the numbers, his finger showing hand showing that he had some of his victim's hair already in it. Elmenhilde looked at the hairs in his hand and reached up to her hair.
That bastard.
That was a LOT of hair, at least 50 strands of it, half of the length of her hair so at least he had not plucked it from the root.
"What gives you the right!"
"Nothing gives me the right, but I want to do it anyway... and now... I escape." Naruto dropped several of Elmenhilde's hairs into a potion. Smoke erupted from it and filled the entire room with Elmenhilde's scent, making it impossible for anyone to get a read on where Naruto went once the room was no longer smoke filled.
Naruto escaped.
Everyone got out of their seats and flooded the halls, with only Elmenhilde staying behind, because she looked at the ground underneath her. She saw that the candles in the room were giving her a shadow. She raised an eyebrow, and stomped her foot on top of the shadow, before it exploded into a person. She saw Naruto take the place of where her shadow had been, and he was laying on the ground beneath her foot.
"... Sup, nice pussy, looks tighter than most."
Elmenhilde tried to kick Naruto, but he rolled out of the way and into a standing position. She noticed the door to the room closed itself, and a tentacle plant was growing out of the wooden door, keeping it magically closed.
Naruto grinned at her.
"You trapped yourself in a room with a vampire... are you stupid?"
"You don't seem to notice that I'm trapped in a room with you, and I stupid, or are you stupid... maybe I'm actually a superhuman who can beat you into the ground, ravish your body until you scream my name, and turn you into my sex junkie."
"Specific... specific and crude." Elmenhilde had burning red cheeks from a combination of anger and embarassment. "Who even are you?" She asked with a raised eyebrow. In the 3 and a half weeks since Naruto had started to harass them, and she never got the man's name. His physical description seeme like it was something that she should remember, but didn't care enough to memorize the name belonging to it.
"Naruto Uzumaki, the Perverted Potions Prankster... oh wait... guess that isn't the name people would actually know me by... and I'm just kidding... I'm super powerful when it comes to magic... but I can not do physical fights... I'm a squishy mage." Naruto admitted his own weakness as he tossed a potion on the ground in front of himself.
Elmenhilde raised an eyebrow and started to walk towards Naruto, slowly, because she was now experienced enough to know that fast motions could be her downfall. She had been molested by enough slimes and tentacles to know how this would end for her if she rushed it.
She blinked.
She blinked again.
"Naruto Uzumaki... the man who transformed the planet, destroyed the moon and made a new one... the guy who killed Kokabiel, and was a founder of that stupid perverted park... the guy who got Hera break her vows and cheat on Zeus... the guy who has made the entire world open game for the vampire race?" Elmenhilde stopped moving forward when realization slowly dawned on her.
Vampires could not cross running water easily, so Naruto turning the entire world into a huge continent not counting island nations, meant that the entire world could not become filled with their species. It had been amazing for them to be able to sample blood from everywhere, and she didn't even care about any of that other stuff.
This man had power.
Real power, and it was getting her scheming. She changed her position from hostile to a little less so, and she crossed her arms.
"That's me."
"It is you, and it seems that you... are travelling alone." Elmenhilde could use this as her chance to solve all of the problems that vampires had, their weaknesses. This man could allow them to easily walk in the sun, he could be the answer to all of their worries.
"For now, but I'll pick up some people to help me training journey soon."
"Training journey... what can a man of your caliber needto train for?"
"I got dominated sexually, and it showed me that I'm not as good as I thought. This training is to bring me back to my roots as a pervert... but I feel like I'm missing something... so I want to make potions using vampire ingredients... maybe have sex with a vampire girl while I'm here."
Elmenhilde placed a hand over her chest.
"If you grant my race the ability to walk under the sun, then I shall help you on this journey. I shall sacrifice myself, become your wife, for the betterment of my people... what say you?" Elmenhilde offered a hand to Naruto. "OW!"
Naruto pricked her finger with a needle and took some of her blood.
He created, or started to, create a potion right on the spot. Elmenhilde started to suck her own finger to stop the bleeding and ease the pain. Naruto was just pulling ingredients out of his jacket and adding them to a potion.
"Sounds like a deal to me."
"... You really don't care that this could lead to my species becoming dominant?" Elmenhilde saw that Naruto had pretty much agreed to removing the vampires greatest weakness like it was nothing, and he was human. She was shocked and a little flattered by him accepting her deal, since she expected to have to negotiate.
Naruto grinned.
"Because, the second the vampire species tries to take over the world, you'll get wiped out by people WAY stronger than you. You don't pose a threat to the world, at most vampires are an annoyance... and an arrogant annoyance, to most supernatural species." Naruto knew of the legendary vampire arrogance, and how it make them believe themselves superior to everything else. The average vampire was stronger than the average devil, but the above average devil was way stronger than the above average vampire.
Vampires considered themselves to be elite, and they were, but they had such a small scale of variation to their power that just by being slightly stronger than each other, they ranked each other much higher than they should. While other species with lower averages, but with higher above averages, outclassed them at the higher levels.
"That... is humbling..."
"Anyway, the only vampire I've ever had sex with was a dhampire. Still, you caved in way to easily when you heard what my name was... I'm going to have to hypnotize the supernatural world on Earth to forget my reputation... or at least not care about it." Naruto raised his finger up to the sky.
The moon opened up.
The monster within the moon shined it's eye down on Earth once more, and a bright glow enveloped the entire planet. Elmehilde covered her eyes, but the brightness went through her hands. She felt her mind get manipulated, and she felt herself caring less about the fact that Naruto was super powerful in magic. Her schemes went unchanged, but she felt less respect for his power and she felt more of her desire to be dominant over him as the female she was.
"... You just hypnotized... the entire supernatural world?" Elmenhilde had to ask.
She felt the effects herself.
"Yeah, it's going to be hard to go collecting... it would be too easy to collect materials if everyone I stole them from just gave them to be willingly. I mean, I want a challenge. Anyway, vampires like to take humans and seduce them, and dominate them. I can't get experience with that if you are submissive to me. I'm not going to improve if I'm not put in a position to actually test myself... and here... Sunny D Potion is done." Naruto stated as he slapped a label onto the potion.
A potion that would remove the vampire's sun weakness.
"... That easy?"
"It's not hard, I've already studied dhampire sun immunity and figured out how to copy it. Okay, now lets get down to it... just to clarify, you're not in love with me?"
"I'm not."
"At least you're honest, I guess you can be a member of the Sub-harem... you're not one of the main girls, so I don't have to bother giving too much love to you." Naruto wasn't going to pretend to love his growing harem equally. At the moment he loved Asia the most, with Irina being a far second from that. This girl agreed to become his, so she was part of his harem, so he would allow her to become part of it.
"... What... I am a noble vampire, I won't just be a part of some harem... at the very least, not part of a sub-harem..."
"Offer going once..." Naruto held up the potion with a growing grin on his face when he saw that she was resistant to the idea.
"I... am not a trophy to..."
"Offer going twice." Naruto saw that her spirit was breaking as he held the potion over her head. He was actually enjoying tormenting her a little. He thought he was a bit of a masochist, but it would seem he also had a sadistic side to him. He should have expected to have that though. "... come on now... vampire sun immunity, all at the cost of your pride... do it." Naruto whispered in her ear, holding the potion close to her face.
"Only on the condition-"
"No conditions, only submission... you have to swallow your pride and submit to me, and become mine. YOU made the offer after all." Naruto wasn't having any of her trying to save face in agreeing. Her face started to turn red, and Naruto grinned when he saw her having extreme trouble with the act of submitting of her own free will.
Elmenhilde only just registered that Naruto smeared some of his own blood across her lips, and she licked them. She licked the blood off and got a REAL, genuine taste of his blood.
"I SUBMIT!"
One taste and she knew that she was addicted, this blood was of a different league compared to anything else that she had ever tasted before. Before when she tasted it with the slime, the slime had tainted this blood, and it had been great back then. A single drop of his blood had so much magical power in it that she felt she might literally explode 1000 times over just from it. The magic faded out of her body even faster than she could digest it, as if the universe itself didn't accept her having this power, and it returned back to Naruto, leacving only the blood's taste behind.
"Great... and now to administer this potion to all of the vampires... this is going to be fun."
"... How is it going to be fun?"
"... Because the potion is taken up the ass... and it only works when the person taking it doesn't know what it does. So you've got to force the potion into their ass without telling them what it does." Naruto explained how the potion worked to her. Her jaw dropped at the specific and weird way the potion worked.
Her jaw dropped harder when she realized that she couldn't tell her species what the potion did before, and that she might have to help Naruto show bottles of potion up vampire asses in the very near future.
Their entire race.
Without letting ANY of them know what was going on.