"I'll drain you dry human!"
"Ah... I actually missed this." Naruto stated as he started to mix a potion together to help him escape from the clutches of the vampire woman that was chasing him down. Vampires, pure ones, were evn more beautiful and doll-like than the half breeds like Gasper. Smaller, more petite bodies with corpse-like skin colors that somehow seemed healthy and beautiful for their looks. Blood red eyes and sharper, longer fangs.
4 fangs that Naruto had in a bottle.
Naruto stole a Vampire's fangs.
"My FANGS! You will give them back!"
"You'll regrow them... given... enough time for the potion I got you to drink in your sleep to take effect. Come on, no harm, no foul." Naruto had stolen this girl's fangs from her in her sleep. Both for his own safety and so that he could more accurate experiment with vampire DNA. He was having the time of his life being chased by this beautiful girl, even as her fangs were already showing to be growing back. "What's your name sweatheart?" Naruto asked as he jumped out of the window.
He poured the potion into the air above him, and it formed into a floating... puff of air that grabbed onto Naruto's wrist. The girl jumped out of the window and transformed into a flock of bats that chased him down.
...
"This might be harder than with Xenovia and Irina... HAHAHA!" Naruto laughed as his puff of physical smoke was destroyed by the bats. Naruto started to fall towards the ground, so he tossed a potion down to the earth below. It shattered on the ground, and a large and fluffy bush formed on the ground. He landed on top of the bush safely and bounced right off of it, landing on his feet.
The girl formed back into her humanoid form nearby, and she glared at him.
"My... fangs... human."
"Your... name... vampire." Naruto responded to her. Naruto dropped one of fangs into a potion, and she gasped when she saw it dissolve. The fangs in her mouth were finished growing back, thanks to one of his potions. "Ah... full moon."
"Yeah... full moon, prepare to be a slave forever."
"Counter offer... maybe look carefully at the ground, and then the moon, and then the ground again." Naruto stated as he poured a potion onto the grass. The grass started to transform into a small river that rushed towards the vampire, and circled around her. The water kept moving in a circle, like a barrier. "The ground... the moon..." Naruto pointed up at the moon.
The vampire girl looked at the moon curiously, but she saw absolutely nothing in the sky that would bother her. She hissed at Naruto when she realized that she just got trapped in a circle of running water.
"You..."
"The ground again." Naruto stated as vines came out of the ground and grabbed her arms and legs, and lifted her into the air in her moment of shock. "Don't worry, they won't penetrate you... I think... might want to keep your legs crossed, just in case." Naruto stated as he started to walk away from the girl.
-Several Nights Later-
"At least they are normal again."
Elmenhilde Karnstein, a noble blooded, pure blooded vampire of the Carmilla faction, the female dominated faction of the vampires. It would seem that the human that invaded her room had left the country, because she didn't know where he went. Other than play with her tiny boobs, the vines didn't do too much to her. Elmenhilde watched as a lower class vampire went towards her room with the intention of getting her laundry to clean.
"Become boy."
"Yes my Lady."
"Sate my curiousity, do my fangs appear normal to you?" Elmenhilde paused for a moment and showed her fangs to the worker boy. She didn't even bother waiting for the answer, she didn't care about the opinion of a male vampire anyway. She walked into her own room, and she blinked in shock as a slow building anger started to grow inside of her belly.
Naruto was right there.
He was in her laundry, sniffing her panties and judging them.
"Sup, you don't masturbate a lot, do you? None of these panties are soaked with virgin fluid... I mean, this one kind of has that smell... I need it for a potion." Naruto asked as he held up a pair of normal panties. Just perfectly normal panties, but Elmenhilde saw red as she charged at Naruto with her eyes stained even more bloody red in rage.
"I'll slay you pervert!"
"Yoink." Naruto put a pair of her panties on top of his head and over his face. He ran backwards towards the window, and allowed himself to fall backwards out of it. "See ya!" Naruto's voice dropped several tones and became deeper as he mockingly waved goodbye to her. The glass wavered a little as he fell through it, as the glass formed behind him. The window that didn't have any glass before.
Elmenhilde bared her fangs and claws, and rushed towards the window, before he face smacked against the glass.
"Wh-what... glass?! This window doesn't have any glass!?" Elmenhilde was very confused when she placed her hand against the glass of the window, a window that was an open stone window. Instead, it felt like a very liquid glass that was hard to the touch, but at the same time very slimy. "You... YOU!" Elmenhilde felt humiliated when she realized that she just ran face first into glass.
Her reflection in the glass mocked her.
She blinked when she saw that she HAD a reflection in the glass, and that it was mocking her. The glass transformed into a silverish slime creature, before it hopped out of the window and landed in a bottle that was waiting for it on the ground. She looked at saw Naruto was running towards the forest, so she summoned her dragonic looking wings, and flew out of the window straight towards where he was.
-The Next Night-
"Hello my Lady, my name is Trevor Belmnot, heir of house belmont... and this is my whip... it dangles and slaps faces."
"You..." Elmenhilde turned bright red in furious embarassment when Naruto mocked her right to her face, by standing butt naked in her bath. He gestured to his dick, and if that wasn't bad enough, he was using that cursed video game against her. "Vampires fear nothing!"
"Except werewolfes, sunlight, garlic, silver, crosses, holy magic... the list goes on."
"Who even are you!?" Elmenhilde didn't even know who this guy that was harassing her was. She was too busy covering her own nudity with her towel to try and attack him this time.
"I'm a squishy mage... please, girl of the femdom faction, spank me, peg me... make me yours." Naruto taunted the girl as he turned around and showed his ass to her. She tossed her towel to the side and rushed towards him, ready to kill him where he stood for that. She saw her opening when he wasn't looking at her, and she took it.
The bath water turned into a slime and caught her mid-air.
Naruto walked up to her and plucked a few of her hairs out of her head, adding them to a potion that he was working on. Elmenhilde would scream profanities at him, but her mouth was filled with a slime that tasted suspiciously like used bath water.
"False Slime Potion, turns any liquid into a slime... lets see... ah, here we go." Naruto grabbed his arm, and with an application of magic, he cut his own arm off and tossed it into the slime. Quickly the slime started to became tainted by his blood, and Elmenhilde was given a taste of some of the highest quality blood that she had ever gotten before.
Naruto took the fangs he had been working with, and dropped them into his new potion, before he dropped some tentacle seeds into the potion.
He poured the potion on his stump, and a new arm shot out of the stump, but the color was the same color as her skin. Naruto flexed the few arm a few times.
"Good, my old arm was starting to show signs of overuse. Been needing to replace it... though it's not as good as the old one." Naruto complained a little. He pulled the bandages out of the slime and started to wrap them around his new arm to hide the mis-matched skin color.
"PWAH!"
Naruto and Elmenhilde made eye contact.
"... I hate you."
"Everyone says that at first, don't worry, you're learn to love me... I'm very lovable, I'm a squishy mage... you got nice boobs, and I like these cute feet... I don't have a foot fetish, but damn." Naruto was either mocking her, or he was being completely serious.
She didn't know what was worse.
"I'll suck you dry."
"I have a girlfriend and a... girl... slut... worshipper... she's also a girlfriend I guess. I guess I could add you to the harem, if you promise to suck my balls dry... vampires must have amazing sucking skills."
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!"
The shouts of shouting had attracted more vampires, who burst into the bath with weapons. Naruto looked at them, and his current situation. Naruto bowed to them all, before he stepped backwards.
"Today is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught-"
Dogpile.
Naruto was tackled to the ground by a mess of vampires, and when they got off of Naruto, they realized that he wasn't even there anymore.
-Outside of the Castle-
A crack in the stone.
Yellow slime started to come out of a crack in the stone, and the slime that emerged turned into Naruto with his clothes on. Naruto adjusted his clothes and pulled out an empty bottle of his newest potion.
Temporary Slime Form
Lets you become a slime for several minutes currently, becoming one with the slime and allowing you to experience the kind of sex and acts a slime can experience. Something he wouldn't have thought of making as a potion before he came to Romania to mess with vampires who could travel through shadows and transform into animals.
"That was fun, how am I going to collect ingredients from her next time?" Naruto already started out planning his next break in attempt to fuck with this vampire girl. Maybe he would find another vampire girl or guy to mess with as well while he was at it.
This was his training journey.
Pissing off other species until they hated him or loved him so much that they just tried to fuck him or kill him, or kill him by fucking him. He was going to gain knowledge on more types of female bodies through trial and error, and use what he learned to increase his own skills, his potion making skills, and his monster making skills.
First on his list was the vampires.