"I hated that."
Elmenhilde hated the fact that she had to shove potions up her fellow vampire's butts, and against their will without telling them why she was doing it. She was banished from her clan because of this, and now she was a stray vampire, even though she did what she did for the betterment of her species. Now she was a rogue with no place else to go.
"At least now I can..." Elmenhilde looked at the final potion.
...
She knew what it did and how it needed to be applied, and Naruto directly told her that the weakness of the potion was knowledge on what it did. It was the opposite of sugar pills that made you think they were medicine by telling you the effects, it was a potion that knowing the effects made it as effective as drinking sugar water... up your butt. Elmenhilde slowly looked towards Naruto as he stared at the moon with a thoughtful look on his face, while using a stick to draw equations in the first.
He snapped his fingers.
The moon started to produce light all on it's own, as if by magic. The moon that had NOT been visible in the night's sky due to it being a new moon, was now completely visible.
"Hey, Naruto-"
"Be quiet for a minute, I need to gather ingredients for a new monster and a new potion. I need to concentrate on this one... and I don't like using magic." Naruto finished all of the equations in his head for what he needed. Elmenhilde was trapped in a magic bubble before she could say another word.
She looked as Naruto created a small clear magical sphere in his hands.
She saw 20 stars in the night's sky vanish, and those 20 stars appear inside of Naruto's magical sphere. The very light from those stars got absorbed into the magic, sucked out of the universe and existence as the light itself from those stars got erased.
"What is-"
"Shut up for a minute, I'm gathering up materials." Naruto stared at the magical ball in his hands, but Elmenhilde could only feel scared when she saw the sun was growing large enough that even at night, it was visible approaching the planet. The sun started to shrink down in size, and the sun was surrounded by a magical sphere that prevented it from destroying Earth. It then shrank down until it was the size of a marble, and got tossed into the sphere in Naruto's hands.
More stars started to vanish from the night's sky.
Entire galaxies started to appear inside of the sphere that Naruto was holding, the night's sky was growing darker and darker by the second as everything went black up above. Naruto kept shrinking down galaxies, stars, solar systems, everything in the universe that he needed for his next creation. Then he would teleport it to the sphere in his hands. Elmenhilde could only watch as the universe around he was getting torn apart.
Naruto frowned.
"This won't be enough... should I gather from the surrounding universes as well... I think 30 should be enough."
Naruto created a total of 30 magical bubbles that floated around him, and those bubbles started to fill up with their own universes.
"How are you doing this?!"
"Huh? Turns out, I created the manifestations of time and space in a bubble monster, giving me the ability to control space-time with magic. I need to gather a couple of universes for a potion I'm creating." Naruto stated as he completely filled up 21 of his bubbles in that amount of time. It was a lot easier to gather a universe that he wasn't currently inside of. Naruto waved his hand around, and those filled bubbles started to shrink down.
The universes in the bubbles got shrunken down as well, and the light inside of them got brighter and brighter as he fused every solar system together in each universe.
"How much power... for a potion... what?"
"I need about 30 Big Bang's worth of natural magic for this potion to work properly. That means I can't supply the magical energy myself. While you were out playing with vampire butts-"
"Don't call it that!"
"-I got the idea to create a potion and a monster, time to go back to the basics. I'm going to create a slime I'm dubbing the Universe Slime... a slime that, when it has sex with you, it will connect your mind to the minds of other random versions of you across multiple universes, versions of you the multi-verse, and it gets them pregnant instead of you... and it will give birth to a slime known, by me, as a Cross Dimension Slime that exists between dimensions." Naruto explained as he finished gathering up the ingredients that he needed for the potion.
Back to the basics.
Slimes and tentacles, his old favorites were what he needed to go back to in order to find the spark for sex that he wanted. The trick to improve himself, and to do that he wanted to create a slime that was capable of fucking across dimensions, but to do that he needed to create a slime capable of fucking across the multi-verse.
"What?"
"This Universe Slime fucks you, but it doesn't fuck You. It fucks versions of you across about 30 different Universes, and gets them pregnant instead of you... and here it is." Naruto shrank down all 30 of the magical bubbles and fused them together. He shrank them down again, before he tossed the ingredient into potion.
The potion became black, but it looked like it was filled with stars and galaxies, before Naruto poured the potion onto a small green slime in front of him. That slime started to take on the properties of the potion, becoming black and looking like it contained a Universe inside of it.
The Universe Slime.
"... I am NOT getting fucked by a-"
Naruto lifted his hand up, grabbed it like it was a gear, before he started to turn it. Elmenhilde stopped talking when she saw every star in the night's sky start to reappear as if it had never been gone. The sun reappeared in the sky, and she noticed that she and Naruto, and the slime, were all inside of a bubble.
Naruto wasn't turning back time.
It wasn't as simple as that, actually, it was even less complicated than time manipulation. Naruto was recreating everything that he had destroyed, using his own magic power. Golden cracks started to appear on Naruto's arm as magical energy flooded from it. When the universe was reset, Naruto cut his arm off and applied the same potion to it as before. Regrowing a new arm to replace the one that he had cut off.
"The slime isn't going to fuck you, it's going to fuck somebody else... now back into your bottle little one." Naruto uncorked a bottle, and the slime slipped right back into it. Elmenhilde blinked and realized that it was daytime.
"... I'm not turning to ash."
"Duh."
"I didn't take the potion."
"The potion doesn't work by taking the potion, the potion works by a person having knowledge of what the potion does. So long as you live with the knowledge of the potion, then no vampire can ever be harmed by sunlight."
"THEN WHY DID I KEEP IT A SECRET AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASSHOLES!?"
"Because I lied about the potion... because it was funny to watch you sneak up on other vampires and give them surpirse enemas." Naruto grinned at his prank. "By the way, you can't tell other vampires, if more than 1 vampire knows the secret of the potion, then the potion's effects half themselves... the more vampires that know the truth, the weaker the potion's effects become." Naruto told her the truth this time about how the potion worked.
"I WAS BANISHED THANKS TO YOUR PRANK!"
"That's rough buddy, but look on the bright side, you're now a hero to vampires... and since you have nowhere else to go, why not come with me... but you don't have much of a choice in the matter... come with me or get killed by vampire hunters in the area when I leave." Naruto was being very honest with her about her options.
Of which realistically she had no options.
"... I hate you."
"That's cool."
"So what did those potions I shoved up... what did THOSE potions do?"
"Oh, those were Trap Potions. Now the entire Vampire race will transform into Traps forever, meaning from now on vampires will have to breed with humans, since I recreated the moon and you lost the ability to transform humans into vampires under moonlight. Since all vampires as femboys now, I erased gender inequality among them... and made them adorable." Naruto grinned at her.
Elmenhilde looked at him like he was stupid.
"I'm not a trap though, so I can still... can I come with you?" Elmenhilde asked a lot nicer when she instantly realized what danger she was in as the ONLY remaining female vampire in the world. The only vampire that pure blooded vampires could be born from, in a world of nothing but male vampires.
She would spend her days as a breeding whore if she stayed, and that was if she didn't get killed by vampire hunters. Not only that, but as of the fact there were no more female vampires other than her, her female dominated faction was now completely gone.
"I'll think about it."
"You just made the offer!?"
Elmenhilde didn't know how to handle this guy at all.