Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 22: Joon's Last Brain Cell Has Left the Chat
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Previously on "Joon's Life is a Romantic Disaster":
Minho and Mirae are fighting for Joon like he's a luxury handbag on sale.
Joon tried to run away but FAILED.
The internet is now INVESTED in the chaos.
Joon just wants peace (which he will NEVER get).
And now… Joon faces his worst nightmare.
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The Deadliest Game: Minho vs. Mirae
Joon, looking at Minho and Mirae: "Both of you. Leave me alone."
Mirae: "No <3"
Minho: "No <3"
Joon: "I AM GOING TO SCREAM."
System: [Scream all you want. No one will save you.]
Joon: "ARE YOU EVEN ON MY SIDE?!"
System: [No.]
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Mirae's Next-Level Manipulation Tactics
Mirae: "Joon, darling, let's do a couple photoshoot!"
Joon: "I'd rather eat raw onions."
Mirae: "Fine. Then let's do a duet performance~"
Joon: "I'd rather fight a bear."
Mirae, smirking: "Oh? You think you have a choice?"
Joon: "…I hate my life."
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Ding! [New Mission: Survive Mirae's Cuteness Attack]
💀 [Failure: Get dragged into a public love confession.]
Joon: "I REFUSE."
System: [Too bad. Mirae's already planning it.]
Joon: "I SWEAR TO— WAIT, WHAT??"
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Meanwhile, Minho Plays His Trump Card
Minho: "You want a love scandal, Mirae? I'll give you a REAL one."
Mirae: "What are you—"
Minho, suddenly pulling Joon closer: "Smile for the cameras, baby."
Joon: "WHAT THE—"
📸 FLASH!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: "Minho & Joon – The Real Power Couple?" 🚨
Joon, reading the headline: "I AM GOING TO FAINT."
Minho, smug: "Problem solved."
Joon: "PROBLEM SOLVED?? YOU JUST MADE IT TEN TIMES WORSE!"
Mirae: "Oh, it's ON."
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The Internet Loses Its Mind (Again)
"JOONHO IS REAL??"
"Minho's possessiveness is actually sexy."
"Wait, what if this is all part of Joon's master plan?"
"Joon: literally has no control over his life"
Joon: "Master plan?? MASTER PLAN?? WHAT PLAN??"
System: [You should just accept your fate.]
Joon: "NEVER."
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Mirae's Revenge Scheme
Mirae: "Fine, Minho. You want to play dirty? I'll play DIRTIER."
Assistant: "…I am scared."
Mirae: "GOOD."
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Joon's Last Hope (Which Will Also Fail)
Joon: "Maybe if I go into hiding, they'll forget about me."
System: [Incorrect.]
Joon: "Maybe if I fake my own death?"
System: [Also incorrect.]
Joon: "Maybe if I disappear into the mountains and become a monk?"
System: [Do you even know how to meditate?]
Joon: "…Damn it."
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Next Chapter Teasers:
🔥 Mirae goes FULL DRAMA QUEEN mode.
🔥 Minho refuses to back down.
🔥 Joon's suffering REACHES NEW HEIGHTS.
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A/N:
Joon is BEYOND DOOMED. Mirae is OUT FOR BLOOD. Minho is THE BIGGEST MENACE. Who will win this war? LET ME KNOW!