Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 27: Jae-Hyun's Cooking Disaster (And Joon's Near-Death Experience)
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Previously on "Joon's Life is a Dumpster Fire":
Jae-Hyun successfully moved into Joon's dorm.
Minho and Mirae are actively plotting his demise.
Joon has lost all control over his life (again).
The Internet is still shipping Joon with EVERYONE.
And now… Jae-Hyun decides to cook. (Spoiler: It's a terrible idea.)
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Joon's Current Crisis List:
☑ Jae-Hyun is too close.
☑ Minho and Mirae are competing for… something??
☑ The Internet has officially declared Joon a "harem protagonist."
☑ Jae-Hyun is attempting to cook.
☑ Joon is preparing for his funeral.
Joon: "This is how I die."
System: [Would you like a coffin with gold detailing?]
Joon: "SHUT UP."
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Jae-Hyun Enters the Kitchen (And the Kitchen Immediately Regrets It)
Jae-Hyun, smiling: "Joon, I'll make breakfast for you!"
Joon: "No. Absolutely not."
Jae-Hyun, ignoring him: "I used to be a big fan of yours, so I want to take care of you~"
Joon: "THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DON'T TRUST YOU."
🚨 WARNING: Jae-Hyun has entered the kitchen. Casualties expected. 🚨
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Minho and Mirae Are Watching Like Hawks
Minho: "This idiot is going to burn the building down."
Mirae: "Let him. It'll solve our problems."
Joon: "WHY ARE YOU SO VIOLENT?!"
Jae-Hyun, excited: "Alright! I'll make kimchi pancakes, eggs, and soup!"
Joon: "That… actually sounds normal?"
🚨 FIVE MINUTES LATER… 🚨
🔥 The kitchen is on fire. 🔥
Joon: "HOW? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??"
System: [Ding! New mission: SURVIVE.]
Joon: "WHY IS EVERYTHING A LIFE-OR-DEATH SITUATION?!"
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The Aftermath of Jae-Hyun's Attempt at Cooking
Minho threw a fire extinguisher at him.
Mirae live-streamed the chaos.
The Internet is crying with laughter.
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Live Twitter Reactions:
"I can't breathe, Jae-Hyun really just set the kitchen on fire??"
"Joon's face is 100% DONE."
"Mirae casually filming while everything burns is such a mood."
"Minho's aiming skills with that fire extinguisher were TOO GOOD."
Joon: "WHY ARE YOU ALL ENJOYING MY PAIN?!"
System: [Because it's hilarious.]
Joon: "I AM GOING TO DELETE YOU."
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Jae-Hyun's "Apology" (It's Not an Apology at All)
Jae-Hyun, smiling sheepishly: "Hehe~ My bad."
Joon, shaking with rage: "Your. Bad? YOUR. BAD?!"
Minho: "I vote we kick him out."
Mirae: "Agreed."
Jae-Hyun, pouting: "Joon wouldn't do that, right~?"
Joon: "…Give me one good reason why I shouldn't."
Jae-Hyun, smirking: "Because if you do… I'll tell everyone how cute you looked when you were sleeping last night~"
🚨 ERROR. SYSTEM MALFUNCTION. ERROR. 🚨
Joon: "YOU WATCHED ME SLEEP?!"
Minho: "…" (murderous aura intensifies)
Mirae: "…" (already searching for legal loopholes to commit homicide)
Jae-Hyun: "I mean, you sleep-talk a lot too~ Something about 'I will kill the system'~"
System: [Wow, rude.]
Joon: "I AM SO DONE WITH EVERYTHING."
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Next Chapter Teasers:
🔥 Jae-Hyun tries to "make it up" to Joon (and makes it worse).
🔥 Minho and Mirae's patience reaches its limit.
🔥 The Internet starts a new hashtag: #ProtectJoonFromJaeHyun
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A/N:
Joon HAS LOST ALL HOPE. Jae-Hyun IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY. Minho and Mirae ARE ABOUT TO LOSE IT. What do you think will happen next? Comment below!