Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System
Chapter 28: Jae-Hyun's "Apology" Makes Everything Worse
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Previously on "Joon's Life is a Dumpster Fire"
Jae-Hyun set the kitchen on fire.
Minho and Mirae are one second away from murder.
The Internet started a new hashtag: #ProtectJoonFromJaeHyun.
Joon is questioning every life decision.
And now… Jae-Hyun decides to "fix" everything. (Spoiler: He makes it worse.)
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Joon's Daily Mental Breakdown
☑ Jae-Hyun is still here.
☑ Minho and Mirae are still violent.
☑ The System is still ruining his life.
☑ The kitchen still smells like burnt failure.
Joon: "I AM SO TIRED."
System: [Ding! New mission: Accept Jae-Hyun's apology.]
Joon: "No."
System: [Mission failed. -10 System Respect Points.]
Joon: "WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR RESPECT?!"
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Jae-Hyun's Genius Plan™
Jae-Hyun, smiling: "Hyung, I felt bad about the fire, so…"
Joon, suspicious: "…So what?"
Jae-Hyun: "So I made you lunch!"
🚨 WARNING: THIS IS A TRAP. 🚨
Minho: "Don't eat it."
Mirae: "Joon, do you have a will written yet?"
Joon: "Why are you both acting like I'm about to die—"
Jae-Hyun, proudly presenting a plate: "Tadaaa~!"
Joon: "…" (staring at the "food" with pure horror.)
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Jae-Hyun's "Cooking" (A Crime Against Humanity)
What's on the plate:
❌ Rice? No, those are solid bricks.
❌ Eggs? More like black charcoal.
❌ Soup? It's glowing. It's ACTUALLY GLOWING.
Joon: "What… the hell… is this?"
Jae-Hyun: "A special meal! I followed a recipe!"
Minho: "WHICH RECIPE?! FROM A CURSED GRIMOIRE?!"
Mirae: "THAT SOUP IS LITERALLY RADIOACTIVE."
System: [Ding! New mission: Escape before you're poisoned.]
Joon: "I ACCEPT." (attempts to run.)
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Jae-Hyun: The Ultimate Threat
Jae-Hyun, pouting: "Joon, don't be like this~ I made it with love~"
Joon: "THAT'S THE PROBLEM."
Jae-Hyun: "Just one bite?"
Minho: "I will physically fight you."
Mirae, recording: "If he dies, I'm selling the footage."
🚨 NEW LIVE STREAM TITLE: "Joon's Last Meal – A Tragic Tale." 🚨
Joon: "MIRAE STOP EXPLOITING MY SUFFERING!"
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The Internet Reacts (Again)
"Joon's face is a mix of fear, betrayal, and acceptance of death."
"Minho's protective instincts are STRONG."
"Mirae is a whole villain. I respect it."
"Jae-Hyun is actually a horror movie antagonist."
Joon: "WHY DOES THE INTERNET ENJOY MY PAIN?!"
System: [Because it's funny.]
Joon: "I WILL THROW HANDS WITH YOU."
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Final Moments Before Disaster
Jae-Hyun, smiling: "C'mon, hyung. Just one bite."
Joon: "…Fine." (prays to every god in existence.)
🚨 Joon takes a bite. 🚨
💀 Immediate regret. 💀
🔥 His soul leaves his body. 🔥
💀 He sees the gates of heaven. He is ready to leave. 💀
Minho, catching him: "OH MY GOD, HE'S DYING."
Mirae, still filming: "10/10 content."
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Joon vs. The System
System: [Ding! New mission complete! +10 System Respect Points.]
Joon: "I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU."
System: [LOL, good luck.]
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Next Chapter Teasers:
🔥 Joon recovers from near-death.
🔥 Minho and Mirae take revenge.
🔥 Jae-Hyun tries "Plan B" (it's worse).
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A/N:
Joon HAS BEEN POISONED. Minho and Mirae ARE OUT FOR BLOOD. Jae-Hyun IS STILL A MENACE. What do you think will happen next? Comment below!