Chapter 88: BAI CLAN STRIKES BACK... AND GETS SCAMMED
FANG YUAN'S HEALING ARC (IT'S GIVING SIGMA GRINDSET)
Self-Reliance Gu: "Heals using YOUR OWN STRENGTH."
Fang Yuan: "Good. ANYWAY."
Steel Tendon Gu Side Effects:
Tendons now have DAO MARKS (too strong to heal normally).
Fang Yuan, UNBOTHERED: "Pain is temporary. GLORY IS FOREVER."
SHANG YAN FEI'S MALDING HOURS
Shang Yan Fei, READING FANG YUAN'S POEM:
"'Today I step on grass; later I shall step on mountains and rivers!'… IS HE CALLING MY CLAN GRASS?!"
Wei Yang, COPING: "Nah, he's just… uh… poetic?"
Shang Yan Fei, INTERNALLY: "This kid's DEMONIC AMBITION is UNMATCHED."
BAI CLAN'S ARRIVAL (IT'S GIVING NPC REVENGE ARC)
Bai Feng: "After months of chasing… we're finally here!"
Bai Zhan Lie: "WHERE IS THAT DEMONIC SCUM?!"
Random Passerby: "Oh, Fang Zheng? Bro's FAMOUS now. Got a PURPLE THORN TOKEN and everything."
Bai Clan, MALDING: "HEAVEN IS BLIND!"
BATTLE STAGE SPEEDRUN (IT'S GIVING NPC TRAUMA)
Fang Yuan's Opponent: "I admit defeat—"
Audience: "COWARD!"
Fang Yuan, CASUALLY: "PRIMEVAL STONES PLEASE."
Li Ran, COLLECTING 40K STONES: "Thanks for the BAG, bro."
Fang Yuan, INTERNALLY: "All according to KEIKAKU."
BAI ZHAN LIE'S RIZZLESS CONFRONTATION
Bai Zhan Lie, BLOCKING FANG YUAN: "DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME?!"
Fang Yuan, DEADPAN: "Nah. SKILL ISSUE."
Bai Clan, SURROUNDING HIM: "YOU'RE FINISHED!"
Fang Yuan, SMIRKING: "Oh? TRY ME."
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "BAI CLAN REALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE"
🔥 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RIZZ IS UNMATCHED"
🐍 "SHANG YAN FEI STILL COPING IN THE BACKGROUND"
TIE CLAN MALDING HOURS
Bai Feng (some rando) SCREAMED LIKE A KAREN:
"JUSTICE HAS LONG ARMS, GU YUE FANG ZHENG! YOU SLAUGHTERED MY BAI CLAN'S YOUNG MASTERS, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE EVEN IN SHANG CLAN CITY!"
Tie Dao Ku (Rando no.2), EDGELORD MODE ACTIVATED, pointed at Fang Yuan's nose:
"FANG ZHENG, YOU BURIED TRAPS AND KILLED MY TIE CLAN'S YOUNG MASTER! THIS HATE IS IRREVERSIBLE! I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD!"
The commotion attracted SHANG CLAN CITY TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO REALLY PISSED OFF TIE CLAN?!"
🍿 "FANG ZHENG'S GYATT TOO THICC FOR FEAR!"
🐍 "TIE CLAN'S DEMON SUPPRESSION TOWER VS. FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RIZZ… WHO WINS?"
Fang Yuan SNORTED:
"Oh, you're a Tie clansman? WEIRD. If I killed your people, why don't I remember? Must've been LOW TAPER FADE energy."
Tie Dao Ku LOST IT:
"STOP LYING! YOU USED CHARRED THUNDER POTATO MOTHER GU TO BURY PITFALLS! MY CLANSMEN STEPPED IN AND GOT YEETED INTO PIECES!"
Fang Yuan BLINKED, THEN LAUGHED LIKE A MANIAC:
"OHHHH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED? LMAO. GOOD. FLAWLESS VICTORY. THANKS FOR TELLING ME, NOW I CAN SLEEP HAPPY."
Tie Dao Ku FROZE, THEN SCREAMED:
"YOU ADMITTED IT?! YOU KILLED MY YOUNG MASTER AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?!"
Fang Yuan SHRUGGED (RIZZ LEVEL: DEMONIC):
"SO WHAT? I DUG THOSE TRAPS FOR GRASS SKIRT MONKEYS. YOUR TIE CLANSMEN STEPPED IN? SKILL ISSUE. IT'S FABULOUS THEY DIED."
TWITCH CHAT EXPLODES:
💀 "BRO'S RIZZ IS TOO DEMONIC!"
🍿 "TIE CLAN ABOUT TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S GASLIGHTING GAME IS IMMACULATE."
BAI CLAN'S MALDING ARC
Bai Feng COPIUM OVERDOSE:
"FANG ZHENG, DON'T THINK YOU'RE SAFE HERE! YOU WANNA BECOME SHANG CLAN'S EXTERNAL ELDER? IN YOUR DREAMS! I'LL STOP YOU IN THE BATTLE STAGE!"
Tie Dao Ku NODDED LIKE A NPC:
"YEAH! CRIMES MUST BE PUNISHED! I'LL FOLD YOU IN THE BATTLE STAGE!"
Fang Yuan EYES GLOWED (DEMONIC RIZZ ACTIVATED):
"OH? YOU WANNA 1V1 ME IN THE BATTLE STAGE? BET."
SHI ZI RESTAURANT ARC (GYATT & LION MEATBALLS)
Fang Yuan CASUALLY DROPPED A BOMB:
"BTW, YOUR BAI CLAN YOUNG MASTERS MIGHT NOT BE DEAD. WANNA KNOW? TREAT ME TO SHI ZI RESTAURANT." (they are)
Bai Feng BLINKED (INTERNALLY: "WAIT WHAT—")
Bai Lian GASPED (SUSPICION 100%)
Bai Zhan Lie CLENCHED FISTS (ANGY)
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S PLAYING 4D CHESS WITH THEIR EMOTIONS!"
🍿 "SHI ZI RESTAURANT? BRO WANTS LION MEATBALLS ON A GYATT?"
🐍 "FANG YUAN THE TROLLER AT WORK"
SECRET ROOM NEGOTIATIONS (GASLIGHTING 101)
Fang Yuan KICKED OUT TIE DAO KU (NO RIzz ALLOWED):
"THIS IS BAI CLAN BUSINESS. GET OUT."
Tie Dao Ku LEFT MALDING (NPC ENERGY).
Inside, Fang Yuan DROPPED THE ACT:
"THEY'RE DEAD. LOL. YOU THOUGHT?"
BAI CLAN LOST IT:
"YOU—!!"
Fang Yuan SMIRKED (SIGMA GRIN):
"I ADMIRE YOU THOUGH. YOUR SPIRIT SPRING IS DRYING UP, YET YOU'RE HERE CHASING ME? PRIORITIES."
Bai Feng PALED (SECRET LEAKED):
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!"
Fang Yuan LAUGHED (GASLIGHTING GOD):
"YOUR YOUNG MASTERS BEGGED FOR THEIR LIVES. THEY SOLD YOU OUT."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO JUST EXPOSED THEIR WHOLE CLAN!"
🍿 "BAI CLAN'S ABOUT TO FOLD!"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S RIZZ IS APEX PREDATOR LEVEL."
"ACTUALLY, I WAS A VICTIM TOO" (LOL)
Fang Yuan FAKE SIGHED (OSCAR-WORTHY PERFORMANCE):
"I WAS A VICTIM TOO. BAI GU INHERITANCE WAS MINE, BUT YOU STOLE IT. I HAD TO KILL YOUR PEOPLE TO ESCAPE. BOOHOO."
Bai Zhan Lie PUNCHED THE TABLE (ANGY NPC NOISES):
"YOU—!!"
Fang Yuan SMIRKED (UNFAZED):
"3 MILLION PRIMEVAL STONES. PAY UP OR YOUR CLAN GETS COOKED."
Bai Feng SWEAT BULLETS (COPING HARD):
"WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH—"
Fang Yuan CUT HIM OFF (DEMONIC RIZZ):
"500K NOW. OR I SELL YOUR SECRET TO SHANG CLAN."
TWITCH CHAT:
💀 "BRO'S BLACKMAILING THEM IN A BROTHEL?!"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S RIZZ IS ILLEGAL IN 9 REALMS."
🐍 "BAI CLAN JUST GOT NO-DIFFED."
FINAL SCENE: BAI ZHAN LIE'S BREAKDOWN ARC
Bai Zhan Lie SCREAMED (FULL MALD):
"I'LL KILL Y—"
SLAP!
Fang Yuan HIT HIM LIKE A NPC:
"KNOW YOUR PLACE, RIZZLESS."
Bai Feng COLLAPSED (DEFEATED):
"FINE… WE'LL PAY."
Fang Yuan LEANED BACK (SIGMA ENERGY):
"GOOD. NOW GET OUT OF SHANG CLAN CITY. BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND."
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "BRO TURNED WAR CRIMES INTO STONKS!"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S RIZZ IS DEMONIC PATH PEAK!"
🐍 "BAI CLAN JUST GOT FOLDED LIKE A LAWN CHAIR."