Chapter 87: BATTLE ROYALE (4)
FANG YUAN'S TRAINING ARC (IT'S GIVING SIGMA GRINDSET)
Fang Yuan, PUNCHING STONE PILLARS:
"Hmph. SKILL ISSUE."
Activates ALL-OUT EFFORT GU → BEAR PHANTOM YEETS PILLAR INTO OBLIVION.
Audience (if there was one): "GYATT DAMN, HE BUILT DIFFERENT!"
Steel Tendon Gu Pain:
"Weaklings would FOLD from this… but I'm HIM."
Ignores pain like a TRUE DEMONIC SIGMA.
BATTLE STAGE DOMINATION (IT'S GIVING NPC TRAUMA)
Blue Shirt NPC: "I borrowed HIGH-INTEREST LOAN for this WATER PRISON GU!"
Fang Yuan, CASUALLY: "Crocodile strength goes BRRR."
Result: NPC gets FOLDED in one hit.
Li Ran, COLLECTING 50K PRIMEVAL STONES: "Thanks for the BAG, bro."
Fang Yuan, INTERNALLY: "All according to KEIKAKU."
LI HAO'S INTRODUCTION (IT'S GIVING FINAL BOSS ENERGY)
Li Hao, FLAMBOYANTLY: "You dare challenge ME?"
Mountain Back Toad + Position Swap Gu = UNSTOPPABLE COMBO.
Twitch Chat:
💀 "BRO'S GOT A FROG WITH A MOUNTAIN ON ITS BACK?!"
🔥 "FANG YUAN VS. LI HAO HYPE TRAIN STARTS NOW!"
FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC MONOLOGUE (IT'S GIVING CHILLS)
"Wealth? USELESS. Beauty? DISTRACTION. Reputation? TOOL."
"Only IMMORTALITY matters. Nothing will stop me—NOT PAIN, NOT GODS, NOT HEAVEN ITSELF."
PRE-BATTLE TRASH TALK (IT'S GIVING NPC MALDING)
Li Hao, FLAMBOYANTLY: "Strength path? L + RATIO + SKILL ISSUE."
Fang Yuan, DEADPAN: "Shut up, OLD MAN."
Wei Yang, WHISPERING: "Bro, be careful…"
Fang Yuan, INTERNALLY: "I GOT THIS."
BATTLE BEGINS (IT'S GIVING UNSTOPPABLE FORCE VS. IMMOVABLE OBJECT)
Fang Yuan's Opening Move:
VERTICAL CRASH GU → HORIZONTAL CHARGE GU COMBO!
Li Hao, PANICKING: "POSITION SWAP GU ACTIVATE!"
Mountain Back Toad Enters the Chat:
DROPS LIKE A METEOR → SWAMP GOES BOOM.
Fang Yuan, UNBOTHERED: "Hmph. ANYWAY."
FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC BEATDOWN (IT'S GIVING ONE-SIDED)
Fang Yuan vs. Mountain Back Toad:
Boar Phantom? SMASH.
Bear Phantom? SMASH HARDER.
Crocodile Phantom? SMASH EVEN HARDER.
Mountain Back Toad: "GUA GUA GUA—" (TRANSLATION: "I'M COOKED.")
Li Hao, SWEATING BULLETS: "BRO'S UNHINGED!"
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "FANG YUAN REALLY OUT HERE PUNCHING A MOUNTAIN LIKE IT'S A BAG"
🔥 "LI HAO'S COPING LEVEL: MAXIMUM MALD"
🐍 "MOUNTAIN BACK TOAD ABOUT TO FOLD LIKE A LAWN CHAIR"
FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RAMPAGE (IT'S GIVING UNSTOPPABLE FORCE)
IGNORES POSITION SWAP GU → PUNCHES MOUNTAIN BACK TOAD REPEATEDLY.
Li Hao, SWEATING: "BRO'S UNHINGED!"
Audience: "GYATT DAMN, HE'S BUILT DIFFERENT!"
Fang Yuan's Mindset:
"Schemes? USELESS. Tactics? POINTLESS. Only FISTS matter."
DEMONIC MONOLOGUE (IT'S GIVING FINAL BOSS ENERGY)
"Today, I step on grass. Tomorrow, I STEP ON MOUNTAINS AND RIVERS."
"Defy heaven. Defy fate. DEFY THE UNIVERSE ITSELF."
Bai Ning Bing, WATCHING: "Bro's DEMONIC ERA has begun."
BATTLE ENDS (IT'S GIVING NPC TRAUMA)
Mountain Back Toad: FOLDED (RIP).
Li Hao: FOLDED (DOUBLE RIP).
Fang Yuan, STANDING VICTORIOUS: "ANYWAY."
Audience Reaction: "…SILENCE."
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "BRO REALLY PUNCHED A MOUNTAIN TO DEATH"
🔥 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RIZZ IS UNMATCHED"
🐍 "LI HAO'S COPING LEVEL: BEYOND MAXIMUM"