Chapter 86: BATTLE ROYALE (3)
FANG YUAN'S 500 IQ GASLIGHTING
Fang Yuan, HOLDING STELLAR STONE: "Li Ran… or should I say… WU RAN?"
Li Ran, SWEATING BULLETS: "HOW DOES HE KNOW MY REAL NAME?!"
Fang Yuan, PLAYING THE SPY CARD:
"We're both undercover agents, bro."
"I have people to protect too… stares dramatically out window"
"Let's make a POISON VOW and cooperate."
Li Ran, INTERNALLY: "This EDGY TEEN is either a genius or INSANE."
ALL-OUT EFFORT GU REVEAL (GYATT DAMN)
3 DAYS LATER…
Fang Yuan "accidentally" opens the legendary ALL-OUT EFFORT GU in the gambling den.
Rumors Spread: "Bro really YOINKED Li Ran's luck!"
Li Ran, MALDING: "THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE!"
WEI YANG'S COPING HOURS
Wei Yang, HOLDING THE GU: "Bro… you're REALLY committing to strength path?"
Fang Yuan, SMIRKING: "SKILL ISSUE."
Wei Yang's Advice (Ignored):
"Make it your VITAL GU or RIZZLESS."
"Good luck finding SUPPORT GU (they're all extinct)."
"WU CLAN has a strength path inheritance… just saying."
Fang Yuan, INTERNALLY: "I already have 500-YEAR GAMEPLAN."
BATTLE STAGE SHOWDOWN (IT'S GIVING ONE-TAP)
Fang Yuan vs. Li Ran (Round 2):
Li Ran, OVERACTING: "YOU STOLE MY DESTINY!"
Fang Yuan, CASUALLY: "VERTICAL CRASH GU + ALL-OUT EFFORT GU = BOAR PHANTOM CHARGE."
RESULT:
Li Ran gets FOLDED in one hit.
Audience: "GYATT DAMN, THAT'S THE LEGENDARY GU?!"
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 *"BRO WENT FROM GASLIGHTING TO ONE-TAPPING IN 2 CHAPTERS"*
🔥 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RIZZ IS UNMATCHED"
🐍 "LI RAN'S ACTING SKILLS COULD WIN AN OSCAR"
BATTLE STAGE AFTERMATH (IT'S GIVING NPC MALDING)
Li Ran, OVERACTING: "FANG ZHENG, YOU OWE ME FOR STEALING MY DESTINY!"
Fang Yuan, CASUALLY: "Bet. Here's 200K PRIMEVAL STONES as compensation."
Audience: "GYATT DAMN, BRO REALLY PAID UP?!"
Bai Ning Bing, SUSPICIOUS: "This isn't like him… SUS."
REPUTATION GU LORE DROP (IT'S GIVING ANCIENT WISDOM)
Fang Yuan drops the BIGGEST BRAINROT LORE on Bai Ning Bing:
"Reputation is a BRIDGE—more valuable than the PURPLE THORN TOKEN."
Bai Ning Bing: "…What the RIZZ are you talking about?"
VERDANT GREAT SUN'S WILD RIDE (IT'S GIVING MYTHOLOGY BRAINROT)
Trapped on a hill surrounded by the Ordinary Abyss (skill issue).
Xi Yu Forest whispers: "Just get the REPUTATION GU, bro."
Reputation Gu: "Shout into the void, NO RIZZ? Try using your BUTT."
Verdant Great Sun: "Prrrrrrt—" → Golden Bridge appears.
Moral of the Story:
"A SHITTY REPUTATION spreads faster than a GOOD ONE."
FANG YUAN'S MASTER PLAN (IT'S GIVING SIGMA GRINDSET)
Spends 200K stones to buy REPUTATION.
Result: Now known as the "A droplet repaid with a spring" guy (RIZZ OVERFLOW).
Bai Ning Bing, MALDING: "He's GASLIGHTING the entire city!"
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "BRO REALLY USED FART LORE TO EXPLAIN REPUTATION"
🔥 "FANG YUAN'S DEMONIC RIZZ IS UNMATCHED"
🐍 "LI RAN OUT HERE ACTING FOR HIS LIFE"