Chapter 409 Uncle Master Accepts You as His Disciple
Long Aotian almost cried: "Just... hey! How can my Shifu compare to Shishu? You are so much stronger than him! Comparing my Shifu to you, it's simply like comparing a firefly to the sun, not worth mentioning!"
Di Sha Gong glared: "You dare speak ill of my Dashixiong!?"
"Huh!?" Long Aotian's eyes widened, thinking, Do you have any damn consistency!? Blocking me from both sides, are you serious!?
Di Sha Gong said angrily: "Dashixiong and I grew up together, close as brothers, like limbs! Since you entered my Dashixiong's sect, you actually speak ill of your own Shifu! I'll beat you to death, you traitor who betrays the master and exterminates ancestors!"
With that, he performed a Haoyougen (Hadoken/Street Fighter move reference?), sending Long Aotian flying upwards, ascending to the heavens to become Aotian (Proud Heaven). (Play on Long Aotian's name)
The remaining three tilted their heads up together, watching Long Aotian in the sky, getting splattered with blood.
Long Aotian crashed to the ground, feeling like he only had one breath left, the wound on his abdomen splitting open again.
Of the remaining three, Lu Chengwen wiped the dragon blood from his face, lowered his head, frowned, lost in thought.
The two Tianwang holding the dead heads trembled uncontrollably.
Dang Kou Tianwang and Che Qi Tianwang now deeply regretted the decision to enter the mountain.
They hated Piao Qi Tianwang to death!
Strangely, they didn't hate Jiang Xiaohou, nor did they hate Di Sha Gong. Thinking of Jiang Xiaohou, there was only fear, no hate.
Seeing Di Sha Gong, there was only dread, no hate.
This was the psychology of the weak.
Even if they held rocket launchers, they wouldn't dare hate the truly ruthless ones.
Di Sha Gong had chatted consecutively with two people, and everyone had witnessed their miserable state.
Now, it was Lu Chengwen's turn.
Di Sha Gong looked at Lu Chengwen: "Kid, what are you thinking about?"
Lu Chengwen didn't even look at him, just waved his hand: "You chat with them first, there are some things I haven't figured out."
"Oh, then take your time thinking."
Di Sha Gong pointed at Che Qi Tianwang: "Your turn! You speak..."
Che Qi Tianwang immediately panicked: "Senior, why skip him? It's clearly his turn to chat!"
"That's right!" Di Sha Gong also realized: "Why did you get skipped?"
Lu Chengwen looked up: "I already said I'm thinking about things, thinking things!"
"Oh." Di Sha Gong said to Che Qi Tianwang: "He's thinking about things!"
Che Qi Tianwang's eyeballs almost popped out: "This is allowed!?"
Di Sha Gong said: "You speak! Am I wrong?"
Che Qi Tianwang shook his head: "No?"
"Be certain!"
Che Qi Tianwang sat up straight abruptly, saying firmly: "Definitely not!"
"Since I'm not wrong! Why is everyone hunting me!? Why did it cause me to cultivate bitterly for fifteen years before I could return to the Jianghu!? Why!?"
Che Qi Tianwang thought, What the hell is all this!?
How is it fifteen years again!?
Five, fifteen, fifty... what are you opening!? (Like lottery numbers)
"I... Senior, we've been really unlucky today. This period, I've suffered more than you..."
"Wait a minute."
Di Sha Gong walked over, pinched his chin with one hand, and looked at his tongue.
"You haven't eaten little poison lately! Why did you eat so much poison?!"
Mentioning this, Che Qi Tianwang's tears flowed freely: "I was force-fed by others."
"Who's so wicked? Is this something a human would do!?"
Che Qi Tianwang said: "Many people, whenever they met me, they fed me poison!"
Slap! Di Sha Gong gave him a big slap: "Are you damn stupid!? People give you poison and you eat it!?"
"If I don't eat, they beat me!"
Di Sha Gong gave him another big slap: "If they beat you, why don't you beat them back!?"
Che Qi Tianwang's nosebleed mixed with tears: "I can't beat them! If I can't beat them, should I just die for them to see!? A real man, can he endure such humiliation!? Are you still a man!?"
"Think back! During the Later Han and Three Kingdoms period, there was a reckless man. Since the Oath of the Peach Garden, the eldest brother surnamed Liu, name Bei, style Xuande, family lived by the Great Mulberry Tree..."
Lu Chengwen said: "Off topic, how did we end up talking about 'The Reckless Man'?" (Likely a reference to a specific performance piece)
"Ah?" Di Sha Gong turned back to Lu Chengwen: "Sorry!"
He turned back and slap! gave Che Qi Tianwang a slap: "Listen carefully!"
Che Qi Tianwang looked aggrieved, like a five-year-old child who had been hit, covering his face: "I didn't say anything!"
Di Sha Gong gathered his emotions again: "Think... back... then!"
He turned back again, grinning cheekily at Lu Chengwen: "Hey, starting like this easily gets one into the routine, ha!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Fundamentals too solid!"
Di Sha Gong turned back slap! and gave Che Qi Tianwang another big slap: "Don't interrupt!"
Che Qi Tianwang felt he was worse than a dog!
This old pervert hit him whenever he wanted, cursed him whenever he wanted, didn't even need a reason or prelude, just reached out and slapped him!
Di Sha Gong: "Thinking back then, the Wu Laoweng (Five Old Men) joined forces to hunt me alone! My Dashixiong even chased me for three whole years! Chased me to Dangyang Bridge! The Wu Laoweng were greatly surprised. Thinking back then, my Dashixiong had once told them, he had a sworn second brother, surname Di, name Sha, style... Di Sha, who could take the head of an enemy general amidst a million troops as easily as retrieving something from his own pocket, like turning over his palm to read the lines. Seeing him today, truly heroic!"
Lu Chengwen: "Heh!"
Di Sha Gong: "The Wu Laoweng removed my green gauze umbrella canopy, wanting to observe my martial arts."
Lu Chengwen: "Right!"
Di Sha Gong: "The green gauze umbrella canopy removed, they saw my leopard head and round eyes, face like tough iron, black gleaming through, gleaming through black, below the chin a messy black steel beard, like steel needles, resembling iron wires!" (Description strongly resembling Zhang Fei)
Lu Chengwen: "Good!"
"Wearing a fine iron helmet, two dragons fighting for treasure, red tassels flowing, inlaid with the eight treasures: wheel, conch, umbrella, canopy, flower, jar, fish, knot. Body draped in large-leaf interlocking chain mail, lined with a black gauze robe, feet stepping in tiger-head battle boots, astride a horse, the Ten Thousand Li Smoke Cloud Beast, wielding the eighteen-foot serpent spear."
Lu Chengwen slapped his thigh: "Hey!"
Di Sha Gong: "Standing upon the bridgehead, gnashing teeth, beating chest in anger, cursing loudly: 'Wu Laoweng listen truly, a battle cry! Today your second master Di is here! You lot, either attack, or battle, or advance, or retreat, or contend, or fight! If you don't attack, don't battle, don't advance, don't retreat, don't contend, don't fight, you are mere common fellows!'"
Lu Chengwen: "Cool!"
Di Sha Gong: "Shouted once, the five of them retreated; shouted twice, they started grabbing their weapons! Shouted three times, I shouted my throat hoarse! Later generations praised in verse: One man resisted the Five Old Men, twin sabers tread snow, spirit like a rainbow. The Nine-Lives Demon Fox feared not death..."
Di Sha Gong got stuck.
Lu Chengwen quickly jumped in: "Fame flows for ten thousand ages, great! hero!"
"Good!"
Di Sha Gong and Lu Chengwen high-fived to celebrate the successful performance.
Lu Chengwen wiped his tears: "Success!"
"Success?"
"Success."
"Got stuck on the last line."
"It's fine, I rounded it out."
"Oh, thank you, thank you."
Che Qi Tianwang and Dang Kou Tianwang were dumbfounded.
Their brains couldn't process it.
What is this? What are these two doing? Was Lu Chengwen just playing the supporting role ?
Did this old thing finally fall into his routine!?
Di Sha Gong looked at Che Qi Tianwang: "Now, you understand, right?"
"Uh..."
Di Sha Gong sent Che Qi Tianwang flying with a palm strike: "Still don't understand after all that, useless!"
Di Sha Gong pointed at Dang Kou Tianwang: "Your turn."
Dang Kou Tianwang cried: "He... hasn't Lu Chengwen thought things through enough? Shouldn't it be his turn?"
Di Sha Gong glared: "Can this thing jump around? Don't we have to go one by one?"
"Ah!? But he just..."
"Don't look for trouble with others, I'm asking you! What exactly did you come here for? Speak clearly, explain plainly, otherwise I'll beat you to death!"
"I... originally came with Piao Qi Tianwang to capture Lu Chengwen."
"Originally? What about later?"
"Later... well, got the mascots, then had to follow Long Aotian to fight Piao Qi Tianwang."
"Oh, so you're with Long Aotian's group?"
"Not really, now Long Aotian also wants to kill us. Anyway, right now it seems like everyone wants to kill us... Senior, could you please stop hitting me? I haven't done anything else these days but get beaten up, I really can't take it anymore!"
"Damn it, spineless! This old man hates spineless people the most!"
Bang!
Without suspense, out of five people, four had been beaten.
Now, only Lu Chengwen remained.
Di Sha Gong walked up to Lu Chengwen: "Kid, have you finished thinking?"
"Finished thinking."
Di Sha Gong said: "Which group are you actually with? What are you doing here?"
"I'm actually..."
Before Lu Chengwen could speak, Di Sha Gong interrupted: "Do you know my Dashixiong?"
Lu Chengwen thought for a moment: "I know him."
"Know him?!"
"Uh... know him."
Di Sha Gong sighed: "My Dashixiong has gotten old."
"Hmm?"
"If it were him in his younger days..." He pointed a finger at Piao Qi Tianwang: "He absolutely would not accept someone who became a Tianwang by piao ji-ing (soliciting prostitutes) as his disciple."
Piao Qi Tianwang wanted to explain: "Shishu, I'm not..."
Di Sha Gong said: "Although he reached Tiansimen (Heaven Fourth Gate), he's already this old, and clearly his room for advancement in this lifetime isn't much. He's basically rubbish. To actually accept such a thing."
Piao Qi Tianwang felt aggrieved but didn't dare speak.
Before Di Sha Gong appeared, he was the top dog in this mountain.
But after Di Sha Gong appeared, he became rubbish.
Di Sha Gong looked at Long Aotian: "This kid is somewhat interesting. Wang Ba Zhi Qi (Tyrant King Aura), hmph, truly damn good fortune. It's been many years since the Jianghu has seen Wang Ba Zhi Qi."
"Unfortunately." Di Sha Gong's tone changed: "I see he seems to have reached the limit of its development. The path to advancement seems blocked by some strange power. Without a fortuitous encounter, this lifetime will just be like this."
"Moreover, his manly ability is also blocked. I see, hey, he won't recover for four or five years."
Everyone looked together at Long Aotian.
Long Aotian explained with a red face: "Temporary, a few years... will pass in a flash."
Finally, Di Sha Gong looked at Lu Chengwen: "You!"
"Me?"
"You're somewhat interesting." Di Sha Gong said: "Why didn't Dashixiong accept you as a disciple? Hehe, he really is old and dim-sighted, to actually not see your true background."
Lu Chengwen's heart skipped a beat.
He thought, Well, it seems besides Long Aotian, there's another person here who knows I have the Taigu Yuan Shen (Primordial Ape God) bloodline.
Di Sha Gong slapped his thigh: "I've decided, I'll accept you as my disciple!"
Lu Chengwen's eyes widened: "No way?"
"Yes way! I want to train you into a master, let you go kill my Dashixiong's disciples! I want the whole world to see clearly, I am stronger than my Shixiong, and my disciple is also stronger than my Shixiong's disciples!"
Di Sha Gong placed a hand on Lu Chengwen's shoulder: "Disciple, I know a way for you to break through!"
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