Chapter 408: Lord Disha, Calm Down
Ming Disha pointed at Piao Qi Tianwang: "Not only do you piao ji (solicit prostitutes), you also lie!"
Piao Qi Tianwang cried like a tearful person: "Senior! They are all deceiving you!"
"Heh—!" Ming Disha rolled up his sleeves and stamped his foot: "Such a hard mouth! If I don't show some real skills today, you won't know that Second Sister-in-law is a woman!" (Note: This is an idiom, roughly meaning "you won't learn your lesson" or "you won't understand the severity")
Ming Disha took out a small cloth bundle, loosened his hand, and let it hang down. It was covered with various small, exquisite curved knives, straight knives, needles... of all types.
Ming Disha looked back at Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian: "One needle down, I guarantee, he will feel ecstasy to the extreme."
Piao Qi Tianwang's face turned pale: "Senior, don't, don't, Senior, I beg you Senior... I'll talk! I'll talk! I'll talk, isn't that okay!?"
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian looked at each other.
He's actually going to talk?
Di Sha Gong said with dissatisfaction: "Leads but won't follow, beats but retreats. You're just a stubborn mule. Unless you're tortured to collapse, you won't tell the truth. Come on, tell Shishu, where is your Shifu?"
Piao Qi Tianwang said with difficulty: "In... just in this vast mountain."
...
Jiang Xiaohou fled very far before daring to stop, letting out a breath: "Old thing."
Her two subordinates took a long time to catch up, panting even harder than Xiao Houzi (Little Monkey).
"Your-Your Highness... gasp... breathe..."
The group adjusted their breathing.
Jiang Xiaohou said resentfully: "Tian Gang and Di Sha have both gathered. Is that Qicai Nihuang (Seven-Colored Rainbow Phoenix) also about to come out of the mountains? Little Xuecheng truly has energy!"
The two subordinates hadn't even heard of this title.
"Your Highness, we know about Tian Gang. What about Di Sha?"
Jiang Xiaohou sat on a large tree branch, leaning against the trunk and sneering:
"He's Hun Tiangang's Shidi (Junior Brother)."
"Shidi?"
"Their sect has three heroes. Hun Tiangang is the Dashixiong, titled Liuzhi Yuanmo Hun Tiangang (Six-Fingered Ape Devil Hun Tiangang). Ming Disha is the second Shixiong, titled Jiuming Yaohu Disha Gong (Nine-Lives Demon Fox Lord Di Sha). And there's the junior Shimei (Junior Sister) Qicai Nihuang Pan Meifeng (Seven-Colored Rainbow Phoenix Pan Meifeng)... Back then, it's said they were also prominent figures who hogged the limelight."
The group was very confused.
The name Hun Tiangang was already unfamiliar to them. As for Di Sha, Nihuang... they had never heard of them.
"This Nine-Lives Demon Fox, how strong is he?"
Jiang Xiaohou said gloomily: "It's said that back then he committed numerous evils, killing wantonly. Hun Tiangang, to clean up the sect, hunted him for three full years. Later, he joined forces with the Wu Laoweng (Five Old Men) to finally kill him."
"Isn't Hun Tiangang also one of the Wu Laoweng?"
Jiang Xiaohou waved her hand: "They are all legendary figures, who knows what really happened with them. There are all sorts of rumors. Some say the Wu Laoweng are just legends, non-existent. Others say they are all immortals. I only know these things from hearing the adults at home chat."
"Your Highness, are we safe here?"
Jiang Xiaohou smiled: "Depends if he wants to catch us. Obviously, he's more interested in finding his Dashixiong, too lazy to bother with us."
The two subordinates broke out in sweat.
Jiang Xiaohou stood up, looking into the distance: "Go, back."
"Back!?"
Jiang Xiaohou said: "Catching me won't be that easy."
A subordinate asked: "Back then, Hun Tiangang and the Wu Laoweng joined forces to kill him, how... is he still alive?"
"How would I know!?" Jiang Xiaohou said impatiently: "I wasn't even around back then!"
"Your Highness, for your safety, it's better not to get close to this brutal fellow."
Jiang Xiaohou smiled coldly: "By my estimation, his strength should be less than Hun Tiangang's. It's fine."
But inwardly, she felt somewhat anxious.
He won't beat Lu Chengwen to death, right? That's my... toy!
Old ghost, if you dare kill my toy, I'll definitely make you pay!
...
Di Sha Gong sat cross-legged on the ground, facing the five people sitting in a row.
Di Sha Gong stared at the five for a long time, then slapped his own knee.
He stood up.
"One afternoon, five hundred years ago, I was working as usual, robbing wealth but not virtue..."
Long Aotian said: "Senior, five hundred years?"
"Oh, misspoke!" Di Sha Gong corrected himself: "Fifty years ago! Back then I was young and vigorous, just over fifty..."
Lu Chengwen was again puzzled: "Senior, you're over a hundred this year?"
"Why do you keep interrupting me!?" Di Sha Gong grumbled不满 (with discontent/dissatisfied): "Listen carefully! Eh? Where was I?"
"Fifty years ago," Dang Kou Tianwang carefully reminded him.
"Oh right, one afternoon five years ago..."
The five all shut up. Just listen, guess the specific era yourself.
Di Sha Gong sighed: "The big figures in the Jianghu were all hunting me!"
Che Qi Tianwang carefully asked: "Why-why?"
Di Sha Gong leaned closer to him: "They said my methods were cruel, that I killed and did evil! Can you believe it?"
Che Qi Tianwang forced a dry smile: "Don't-don't believe..."
"You have to believe!"
"Oh."
Di Sha Gong said loudly: "But I am not a heinous villain, nor am I someone who kills habitually! Me kill? Me kill?"
"You didn't kill anyone?"
"I did!"
These five people were about to go crazy.
What the hell is wrong with this guy!?
Di Sha Gong said: "But I was acting chivalrously!"
His face flushed red, his chest seemingly hiding countless grievances:
"I did kill people, killed many, many people! But, those people I killed, they were all... people I found unpleasant to look at! What did I do wrong!?"
The five had varied expressions.
Understood, you kill whoever you find unpleasant... reasonable.
Piao Qi Tianwang said: "Senior is right, that's exactly how it should be..."
"Call me Shishu, you disrespectful thing!"
Piao Qi Tianwang thought, Damn it, there's just no reasoning with him.
"Shishu... Shizhi (Martial Nephew) feels, you did nothing wrong. Those unpleasant people, what's wrong with killing a few?"
Di Sha Gong felt he had met a kindred spirit, very happy, placed a hand on his shoulder: "Well said, kid! No wonder my Shifu let you be the first disciple!"
Piao Qi Tianwang was even happier, I've gained his appreciation!
"In my opinion, Shishu, you not only did nothing wrong, but you also performed a service! The Jianghu should reward you with a thousand or eight million!"
"Ai!" Di Sha Gong waved his hand: "I don't kill for money, fame, or status, nor for justice or righteousness!"
He said modestly: "I do all this just to make myself happy."
"Oh!" Piao Qi Tianwang gave a thumbs up: "Staying true to the original intention! Pure, Shishu, you are a pure person! If they looked unpleasant to you, they were entirely seeking death themselves, it has nothing to do with you."
"Well said!"
Di Sha Gong patted his shoulder.
The other four looked at him with contempt: You are truly shameless!
Lu Chengwen asked coolly from the side: "Who does Senior find unpleasant now?"
Di Sha Gong gritted his teeth: "Right now, I find my Dashixiong unpleasant!"
Then he sighed: "But he is my Dashixiong, I can't kill him, that's called betraying the master and exterminating ancestors! Shifu, knowing in the underworld, would be sad, junior Shimei would also be sad. But... although I can't kill my Shixiong, I can kill his favorite disciple!"
The four looked together at Piao Qi Tianwang.
Piao Qi Tianwang was instantly stunned, his head buzzing.
Di Sha Gong stared at Piao Qi Tianwang: "Shizhi, tell me, is my line of thinking correct?"
"Uh... mm..."
"Why are you mumbling? Speak! I won't blame you!"
"It's just... not really necessary, right?"
"How is it not necessary!?" Di Sha Gong suddenly became agitated, grabbing his collar:
"I gave junior Shimei to him, but what about him?! For some bullshit legend! For some baseless so-called 'Heavenly Tribulation', can Shifu's words be believed? Where is the Heavenly Tribulation? Where is it?"
"Living in this world full of material desires and treacherous hearts, that is the Heavenly Tribulation! This world of sinister hearts and deceit, that is hell! This world where women are promiscuous and men are beasts, where are the good people!?"
"Heavenly Tribulation!? To hell with Heavenly Tribulation! Kill all the bad people in front of us first!"
"Junior Shimei should have been mine! Dashixiong defeated me and promised he would take good care of her. Did he do it?! Did he!?"
"Junior Shimei waited her whole life for him, suffered her whole life just for his so-called world! The world, what damn relationship does the world have with getting married, making love, and having children?"
"Have you seen my junior Shimei? So beautiful! And her kung fu is good too, she used all her strength every time she beat me! Know what that's called? That's called love! From the ruthlessness when she beat me, I knew she loved me. Tell me, does she love me or not?!"
Piao Qi Tianwang was so scared his soul almost left his body, feeling this madman might slap his skull at any unpredictable moment. He quickly said tremblingly:
"Loves!"
"Does she love me or not!?"
"Loves!"
"Does she love me or not!"
"Loves! Truly loves, I swear, absolutely loves!"
Slap! Di Sha Gong delivered a loud slap, sending Piao Qi Tianwang flying sideways, rolling seven or eight meters before stopping.
Lying prone on the ground, he spat out two teeth, blood trailing from the corner of his mouth.
Di Sha Gong roared: "You lie!"
Then he retreated a few steps, overwhelmed with grief: "She likes Dashixiong... she just likes Dashixiong... What's so good about Dashixiong? So indecisive!"
Di Sha Gong pointed at Long Aotian: "You tell me! Aren't you my Shifu's junior disciple? What's so good about your Shifu!? What's so good about him?!"
Long Aotian was stunned: It's... my turn now!?
"Uh... I just entered the sect not long ago. This question is better answered by my Dashixiong."
Long Aotian crawled over: "Dashixiong, Dashixiong? Dashixiong, pull yourself together, Shishu has something to ask you."
Piao Qi Tianwang looked weakly at Long Aotian: "Go to... hell..."
Long Aotian, ignoring him, stood up, grabbed Piao Qi Tianwang's hair with both hands, and dragged him back.
"Come back, come back, why did you leave halfway through the chat? Shishu has something to ask you, you have to answer."
Piao Qi Tianwang was dragged back, lying on the ground gasping.
Di Sha Gong pointed at Long Aotian: "Why did you drag him back? I'm asking you! What's so good about your Shifu? How is he better than me!?"
Long Aotian cried.