Story is inspired by Calli and her cats Beelzebub and Destroyer. As its owner sate (or not), one of them are pretty devil and the other destroy stuff.
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This story start when a certain trio doing a charity event. Specifically: Calliope Mori, a pink haired, (Big Daddy C) rapping soul reaper on hiatus and tsundere. Fauna Ceres, tea green haired, Keeper of Nature, a druidic Kirin, a prankster troll with a mommy voice. And Mio Ookami, a black-haired wolf-girl, extremely kind towards others, mature and responsible to be called Mio-mama.
The trio was standing on grass field, wearing a uniforms used in (elementary? Or kindergarten?) Japanese schools; a full protective outfit, a long dress covered by a long apron with big pockets. The were at the foot of the hill. Or more likely they were starting toward, like 20 meter tall [60 foot] hill slope, in like 100 meter long. [300 foots, 550 bananas] The entire thing was covered by fresh green grass carpet, that someone cared about daily.
They dint know the details about this even, but were tasked to be there for the kids. It was safe to assume that this shall be the cute moment of kids running down the hill slope onto the trio arms, or something like that.
So the kids were released.
At first only they heads were show, over the peak, as they approached from other side. Then as they past the peak and continue to run down the hill slope, with hands spread to side so they will not fall, or running posing for the camera crew who record this event, the main theme was revealed to our heroes.
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Those kids were a barefoot cosplayers. Every single one of them had a cosplay of certain character from books, manga, anime, games, movies, TV, or other popular genre. There was hardly to tell, who is not a girl or boy as they costumes were perfect.
Like the one who look like spiky black haired Goku [Dragon Ball] in orange martial arts jogging suit/ uniform.
Or the green radish haired Nahida [Genshin Impact] in a dress that resemble a flower bud.
Next was a dark/brown skinned Jahy [The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!] whose deep purple and reaches down past her knee and up hairstyle covering a duo of horns strongly reminds a cat ears. She wears nothing but an oversized white shirt with "The Dark Realm's Reconstruction" written on it.
There was a whole bunch of faeries [Touhou], with the fairy like wings on back.
There was a bunch of Naruto characters who were ninja/ Naruto running down the hill. They all had those black foot socks, that divide the foot fingers row into two separate so it looks like those have two fingers foot.
And character from all stories keep coming.
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We shall mentioned that in Japan, they have a strong uniform policy even for a schools. Plus certain boy uniform for elementally school was ranked most hated uniform (for profession of student), world wide. At last (some?) middle schools have tradition that during graduation you can wear anything (that have base in something?). That's why they are so hipped to express themselves by cosplaying.
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Anyway, very soon the numbers stop getting sense as more and more kids was passing the peak. This gig no longer look like a nice trope play, and become a stampede. Plus the sound of hundred of feet stomping the ground was getting more and more intensive.
While Mori had an expression of (What is this? A heaven?) the other two realize that something is off here. Especially with the marking on ground, that look like a border for the horse-race track, and this trio was standing right in middle. They look at Mori, but on spot give up to even spoke up. So they exchange a silent glance between themselves.
Because the crowd was approaching fast, they without a word, withdraw each one to opposite site, into a safety beyond that marking of a track. Without even trying to help, they left the pink one standing there alone.
Calliope eyes were shining with happiness, and she spread her arms wide in a (Come at me!) pose!
It was not sure if she decided to, or lose the foothold from earth shaking by the stampede. But right at moment the wild horde reached her; she fallen on her back with a happy smile on her face. Plus from certain angle it did look, like they ram her off.
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Calliope Mori was run-over by crowd of (lollies?)… by crowd of little cosplayers.
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The number of passing characters was so high, that this fictional thick cloud of dust was so tall, that only the top of the heads were poking above it. So you can tell: (Oh! That's a cat ears. And that's a witch hat. Over there is a ninja!) And so on.
On contrast; Do you know the trope?; of a herd of massive animals like bison migrating, running in thick formation, that the stampede shacking the ground, and you can feel the vibrations even if standing afar? For a giggle, we can heard the mooing cal of passing cows. "Moo! Moo!"
[Bison: With wild animals weighing up to 1,270 kg (2,800 lb), the bison is among the heaviest extant land animals in North America and the heaviest herbivore. Its not really a brow cow, but people tend to ask if it is a wild cow. But it have really hairy head, with big hump at his back and quite hairy front body coat and skinny pants like back body.]
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The Fauna-Mio duo, standing on the sides of the track had dry expression, as if they they were a side characters in this gig for certain trope. They certainly wasn't into this type of body massage.
But still Ceres urgently shout-call on the excited crowd with her mommy voice. "Kids! Don't push each other!"
Of course, the little one were hipped out as if on a trip and automatically responded in unison. "O-Kay!" [Hay!]
As the duo continue to watch in silence, it was Ookami who shout next. "Calli!!; Are you okay?" [Calli chan; Daijobu des(u)ka?]
Mori was still there, still enjoining the event her own way, and jet she responded to them with shaking voice as if on automatic massage chair. "I am fine. ♪…" [Daijobu. ♪…] And from the bottom of the cloud she send them a risen thump emoji. "Don't mind me!"
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Bot girls in apron, exchanged they glance, and risen they hands and shoulders in (What ever!) gesture. Bot of them stay there for few seconds, watching the endless stream of kids passing between them like a migrating horde of a thousands.
So they start chatting starting with Fauna. "That's a lot of kids, wont you say?"
Mio giggled in response as she glanced at the peak of hill. "I think they let them to circle around to start of the track, where they launching them like from a starting slot for horses. Like to ensure they will have enough space between themselves and not be head to head." Then she make a more sophisticated estimation. "Or they using a rotary turnstile in front of escalator."
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Fast forward, those two find a way how to kill the time. Like they play badminton over the passing herd. But eventually lose the feathered ball in cloud of dust. Or they play a battleship board game.
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In a way, a ridiculous change come with a sound of a small combustion engine getting closer pretty fast. It was Gigi Murin, the hyperactive gremlin, riding atop a loud lawn mower. Without hesitation she shout: "Boat got binted! Time for mow trim the lawn!" and she crashed her vehicle onto Calliope Mori still lying down on the grass.
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With a maiden yelp of "Kia!!" the sleeping pink head awake from her dream about lollies.
Fully confused, she blinked sever times, until she realize that she was lying back down in her big bed and she staring at the ceiling of her bedroom with fully open eyes. She was home. "What a ridiculous dream."
Then she noticed that she still hearing that combustion engine. Plus there was this unknown weight on her chest. Her expression got hectic as a though come to her mind, while still staring straight up at the ceiling. ("Wait! The crash,-- did that lawn mover is stuck to me??!")
Except realization come quite fast and her expression changed to (I make a fool from myself!). This was not a running engine, but a sound of purring cat. Two of them. Then the strange weight on her chest, surely come from her own pet duo. Still refusing to look, she focused on the pressure and think. ("Wait! Are they resting on the peaks of my bobs? Each cat taking one? Like enjoying a super tier S cat bed? How do they got in?")
Finally, she give up and look directly to the faces of her cat staring silently at her ow face.
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Now, for the gig to get better: Can you imagine movie like introduction of characters? Like, in a game of wrestling or such, when "A new opponent/ character has arrived to stage" introduction, with the name described under the movie poster like character pose.
So for our orange cat: We looking into an eyes of red color belonged to hell beast or a dragon. That stare can burn a hole into its victim. Cat pointy Ears are bend backward, turn toward each other; resembling a devil horns, that act like a place holder for a burning hell flame hold in place by those ears. The moment a name "Beelzebub" is been displayed on the name tag bar next to it, we can hear a choral of acolytes from hell, singing the cheer for the one who wear the name Beelzebub of they evil master.
Jumping to other side for the blue gray one: We looking at definition of a Bat man in a cat form. That bat-helm and eyes without a mercy will stare down any adversary. The moment a name "Destroyer" is been displayed on the name tag bar, we can hear a wrestling ring commentator, shouting into microphone to hype up the audience for action. "Please welcome, a Destroye~eee~er!!" Followed by iconic three rings/zings on gong placed on judge table, signalizing start or end the match.
Calliope got confused, thinking. ("Do they watched me to giggle and making faces and noises from a sleep up this close?")
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Her though got interrupted as those duo, reached back with they paws, and drag up a pillow toward her face. No!; with her "Huh?" expression, they drag that pillow onto her face, blinding her vision into a black screen. Then she heard a noises of movement. She feel how they paws step up onto that pillow putting they weight on it, making that fluffy bed room item heavy.
A few seconds had passed where we looking at pure black screen. Until the camera switch to displaying a focus from a side of Mori large bed. It recording that pink haired woman laying in her bed, with a pillow on her face. And that pillow is weighted by both cats resting they entire weight on it together in comfy position for sleep.
Another few second passed, until our sleeper reacted by realizing whats going on. And she produced a gut scream that got muffled by the pillow on her face. "A-AAAAAAA!!" Bot cats dint bothered to move, only opened one eye to observe the person under it.
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Fast forward, Kiara Takanashi, the crazy love chicken, broody hen, fire phoenix, glaring at her pink friend who have a really messed up hairs and exhausted expression. Kiara's own expression was full of shock of what she just heard and determination to intervene in this situation. She was strict. "Calli, they need to go!"
After Mori reluctantly accept that destiny, of parting with her pets, Takanashi put a chef hat on her head and glared suspiciously to side as if looking at the cats. "I will be right back."
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Once again Fast forward, we are outside and hearing a coco mechanic clock, making it iconic bird call to signalize that some time has passed. Takanashi's butt with legs are sticking out of a metal cylinder trash can/bin, as upper part of her body is stuffed inside of the bin, and the legs motionlessly hang down outside. Plus the metal lid is on top of her but.
A pair of male professionals from animal control in full gear are staring at the trash can next to the entrance to a house.
And Mori is standing in open doors giving an explanation. "Don't mind her. She sulking, because she lost to my cats, and they throw her into this bin." As they continue to stare at both girls silently, the pink one is forced to admit the fact. "Of course I know, they are problem. But I don't have the hart to catch them, when it means to send them into they destiny. At last I cant do this to them." Then she pointed at the boys. "Also, you can leave those fragile carriers in van, I have a propped cat carriers for those two inside my house. Plus, drop the play toys that work on regular cats. Because you shall level up your protective gear and bring up the heavy capture stuff. If possible highly illegal and dangerous. Or you will probably die on your duty."
The boys exchanged glances, and then once again glared at the trash can but. Then they decided to bring into game a hunting rifle with tranquilizers shots meant for lions and tigers. And why the put on a Jedi knight robes? And was that the Bat-Man signal lighting they put onto the top of their wan in case that they need to call a help of dark hero?
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Fast forward for the last time, Calli was siting behind a work-table, doing a thing on her computer, when a ghost of cat fly to her demanding her attention. Of course her mood lit up into a smile as she welcomed this flying spirit. "Ghostie~e ♪…"
The cat meow as if talking to her something important and her mood drop onto anger. No she bark in shock. "Tu-tuuth got stuck, where?! Meowing for help? How? Why~y??" With an angry moan, (Agghr!) she risen up from her seat, to embark on rescue mission.
[End, By Dretnoth, on 24.6. finished 31.July 2026]