A home owner trouble, during a crack craziness of full moon and why certain someone slippers are marked as collectibles.
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Kiara Takanashi a twerking broody broody hen phoenix ans crazy love bird, visiting her friend Calliope Mori, the Big Daddy C rapping Soul reaper on hiatus, on her house. The last time Takanashi visited Mori was when the Rapper moved to this place, to this nest, perfect for Takanashi to join by settling down.
So the orange girl was exploring about what is new, from the last time she was here. On spot she noticed something odd. "Calli?; why do you have so many slippers? You have a rack for them nearly at every room. Are you have a cold feets? Its not look like you loosing them all the place, right?"
Instead the pink one had a funny comeback of though. "So you saying, that I have slippers for days? Don't worry, they will see they use when a full moon came. An investment well spend."
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Except Takanashi was not familiar with term of spending certain consumable (the slippers) on high quantities on daily basis; and she got confused. "What?"
That's why Mori tried to explain. "You see,-- In our (Hololive) corporation, we have a certain coworkers, who don't peacefully sleep when a full moon arise. No! The full moon make them go crazy, and sometime,-- sometime, they join a wild life party. And for some reason, they keep come to visit me."
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As expected Phoenix heard something else that her cold cool fiend, and she bark up, offended. "Calli!; are you saying?!; that you have a wild night party on your house, every full moon?!"
In contrast, Soul Reaper don't get the jealous subtext from her hot friend, as she think seriously about the full moon problem. "Not in the house anymore, those are quite wild animals during this time." Pink haired ignored how the jawbone on the orange one jawbone drop down in disbelief, as again each of them imagine a different thing. "The trick is to not bait the bait."
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But, for better explanation a moment for a reminiscence arrived, and the scene changed as the house owner remembers at the event. Its a montage of random Hololive talents showing at Calli's house.
But its not the case of a hot pink one, wearing a see through night nightgown, revealing a provocative underwear for special occasion; answering a front door to her house, leaning her body against door frame, in body language expression that seek for an adult romance.
No! We starting with camera focusing on a window to Mori's bed room, as light come up and the sun-blind curtains parts to side. Because every-time, freshly (forcefully waked up and sleep deprived) Calliope in pajama (long-Full-body night shirt and long-tall sleepy hat with a fluffy ball on its end), open that window to lean out having (What or who, dare to disrupt my sleep?) expression.
And saw on the fence:
A Fuwa-Moco Abyssgard a romantic serenade duet. Those hell-guard-dog, sinc demon twins; when the older Fluffy one can cook, and the younger Fuzzy one can count; were in some sense howling at moon while hanging on fence of Calli's property. We shall mentioned that this duo, issued a warning to Soul reaper, to watch over her pet cats, because she can one day to look outside the house, and there will be: A hungry Fuwa-Moco, ready to puff and muff.
But Mori do not enjoy the night musical performance. No she do a martial arts move, embedded in her muscle memory. With a swung of her leg, she send a slipper from her feet, up onto her palm. As she do that for other slipper, she armed her arms with a duo of slippers, soaked in her scent. It make that (Click-Clack!) armed gun clocking sound of ready to shot. (Or imagine loading the automatic shotgun with shells, then clocking that shotgun to get the ammo into a chamber, ready to shot.) She even cross her arms in reference to gunslinger, holding its guns close to its chest right before it will roll out of hiding.
She throw them and was very accurate.
Both sister got pacified by slipper right onto a face, falling from the fence outside of Mori property. As the duo disappeared behind that wall, a noises coming from behind the fence, suggested the idea of a doggy chewing a slipper of owner in its maw, violently shaking it in every direction.
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Because Takanashi had this eyes fully wide (WTF?!!) expression, Mori continue with another example.
Mori in pajama open the window and saw:
Mumei Nanashi, guardian of civilization and the staring owl girl, in adventuring gear a whit owl feather in her brown hairs. She was siting on a branch of tree staring directly at Calliope. As they gazes meet she asked calmly but with hit of excitement to know. "What were you dreaming about?"
Rapper, once again arming her hand with a slipper, she sealed her opponent destiny, and Mumei fall from tree behind the fence.
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It come to the third example.
Mori in pajama open the window and saw:
Gigi Murin, a free-spirited Chaser and mischievous gremlin with a sticky-grabby hand-like tail and large ahoge lock of hair, standing atop the fence, singing… No!; recite a love poem for the lady in a house.
This seeker of love got pacified by a slipper into a face. But the moment this gremlin fall from fence, and disappear behind the wall, we can hear a noises of intense battle, that occurring on other side of fence. Not sure whats going over there, it can be a matting something, something, or just a wild play.
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A four example is on place.
Mori in pajama open the window and saw:
Okayu Nekomata; typically very relaxed, free-spirited, and also somewhat of a playboy or prankster, neko girl; singing a Luciano Pavarotti level opera with her deep voice. For some reason she is good enough in that, that we can feel the feeling of be in an opera house watching an opera singer practically elegantly screaming a story as narrator directly on the stage.
That cat girl was so captivating, that we nearly miss to notice the other cat like girls, in role of symphony orchestra.
The stressed pink one look deep center into camera, asking if this is a joke, because she cant rise her arm against classic.
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Fifth example is IRyS, the nephilim (half angel half demon). She was falling from the sky in a distance, leaving a trail of sparkles. She expecting to be saved by a brave strong hero, who take her into its arms, and teach her about a love. But Calliope (with: Nope! I am not falling for that!) just close the window, the curtains and go back to sleep.
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Six: Mori in pajama open the window and saw:
Ollie, the crazy stitched up zombie, with a pitch black glasses on her eyes, and movie theater mafia style hat on her head, playing an epic sexy saxophone guy solo, radiating an overwhelming romance aura.
And Calli give up, as if sitting down, letting her hands onto window sill, she rest her hand in open palms. And for a moment she watch.
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We are back to our Orange – Pink duo, where Phoenix was silently (WTF?! Are you serious?!), starting at home owner trouble. Takanashi just spoke her mind. "Its so unbelievable that, I imagine that they will sing (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)."
But twerker dint expect instant response from Rapper. "Yeah, they already do that meme, when they were kick off from a bar. That was one weir Acapela show they put on as they sang themselves onto a deep sleep. So I take them in, placing them on spare futons. And at morning they though the were kidnapped or break into random eccentric guy house." [Acapela: singing without musical instruments.]
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Takanashi was giving a Mommy stare to Daddy who went out to collect they kids, who after passing the fence gate, cold out right on courtyard, right before the house door. "A lively house, indeed."
"Du~ude, at those nights, I muss fight for my peace of mind. At some point, in this land of spirits, I eventually leveled the status of my house, onto a shrine."
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That was a surprise for Phoenix because she was talking to Soul Reaper. "What?? So you saying that those flippers are a spiritual objects? Soaked in the holly essence of head priestess of this shrine?"
"Not quite. Listen! Its still better, when Ina was up high on sky, hanging there menacingly in middle of the full moon, soaked in the silver light. At last, she was so far up, that hardly someone will see her. But for some reason, every time I look up at her in that state, I can hear… no I can feel, this ominous sinister music reaching directly my soul. Like the one you will feel, while opening that door to a boss room, triggering the scripted event of awaking an eldritch trial for a hero party." [The meaning of ELDRITCH is strange or unnatural especially in a way that inspires fear: weird, eerie. (Merriam-Webster)]
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There was an awkward moment of silence, after which Takanashi spoke up with a whimsical expression. "Calli, if you want, I could…"
But she was cut short as Mori saw right through it. "Kiara, if you show herself during a full moon, uninvited: I picking a gun!"
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Except Twerker rise a complain. "You don't have a license for it!" But she watch how Rapper pick up a water pistol. So she frown making an obvious note. "Calli, water is useless toward me." But the Pink haired in response, rise up a silver flask can with a kinda complex crest on it, signalizing that this is a holly water. So Orange haired pull out her eyes on that item. "Where did you get that??"
Soul reaper answer was dry. "I boiled, the hell, of it."
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Takanashi had a hard time to understand how that happened. But she got really nervous as she observed her friend got into careless mode swinging that water pistol from side to side. Especially got sweaty knowing that the easily to trigger strong girl have a finger on fire leaver. So she tried hesitantly to speak up. "Calli??..."
But Mori barked back. "What?!!"
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"Do yo u have a good insurance on this house?"
Of course those two has not been on the same page as Soul Reaper though that her hot friend planing some mischief. She got impulsive angry to point, that she accidentally pull the fire trigger. But she realize what she had done, only after the fact was done, uttering a confusing. "Oh?"
Try to guess, as who was hit by the stream of supposedly holly water?, that in contact ignited into silver fire? Uttering tired: "Not this again…"; she once again prove, that she is indeed a hot chick on fire, the Phoenix flame bird, as she involuntary ignite.
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Fast forward: A police officer, called up on incident site, skeptically glaring at large ice formation sticking out (or into), certain someone house, reaching all way to road. "So~o, how your house got hit by an Ice glacier? On a warm island? In an inland urban area? And just your house?"
Owner of house stood in front of officer uttering a tired sigh, of (I cant explain this!) situation.
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[Note:] Once again an older concept inspired by the epic sexy saxophone guy meme, written down on 27. and finished at 30. Jul 2026