chapter one: Beginning of a journey
Antarctica is a place devoid of living. But even in the farthest places the miracle of life exists. Penguins joyous calm and Kawaii~. Uhm, I mean cute and there are little dumb looks. they marched across the snowy plains of Antarctica moving bike Domino's pieces and then tumbling into their little chummy bum bums (fluffy bottoms) then there is our main cast.
"Seriously there's no one questioning where we are going?" skipper moved from his dumb brethren that were falling like dominoes.
"Who cares?" They spoke. "Well fine. I will just fly to the front and see what really is happening" Kowalski, Rico! Let's start Operation aerial surveillance. "Boys let's fly".
As three dumps not flying birds tried to defy nature. And nature is a cruel mistress even if they tried till the end of and lives it will not bend its rules.
"We're doing it boys". "Break your limits surpass them!!" skipper screamed at the top of his lungs after a couple of minutes of trying to fly and failing at it. "Skipper, I think we should stop." As Kowalski realized the truth that they can't fly and stopped his brothers from having any hope of it. but he thought to himself he can make a gadget. "I need a notepad. I want to write this idea so I can't forget. He whispered to himself. And because of this random thought Kowalski, the gadgeteer and great inventor is born.
"Well, what's the point of these wings?" He raised his wings Contemplating and doubting nature. As skipper and Kowalski were thinking what's the usefulness of wings if you can't fly?
Rico on the other hand was contemplating in a whole different universe that only has a straight line of thinking. "Uhm, uha ,haha. / No fly. Maybe beat." to prove he is correct he must experiment on the closest specimen a.k.a skipper then not even hesitating he bitch slapped skipper.
Kawasaki thought that skipper would be angry like always, but he saw a different unexpected response. "Hold it!" skipper yelled loudly. As Kowalski prepared for the upcoming shout match. He was proven wrong yet again. "Oh, I like it!" "We can make it our own thing." He talked excitedly with his brothers thinking of different names.
As three no flying birds tried to find a name for the bitch slapping, they were so focused on finding a name. That they didn't see a rolling egg that was speeding to them 20 m/h.
"What will we call it?" skipper asked his sideki-- I mean brothers. "let's call it the bitch slapping." Kawasaki said he stopped and waited to see if skipper approves of this name or not.
"No, no that's to specific the other 10,000 genders will be angry, and we don't want to be canceled." so from here onwards it will be called. Kowalski, Rico drums please for good effects. "HIGHT ONE!" Get it guys? like a wing that claps another wing. As he was proud at his naming skills he didn't notice as nature wanted to give a bitc- non-binary slap in the form of an egg from his own kind.
Then before Kowalski and Rico had the time to inform their proud brother and leader about his trashy naming skills. As they were having their debate, Kowalski and Rico noticed a speeding object going 20 miles per hour towards them and gaining more speed and momentum and before they had the time to warn their brother skipper.
The object that later they found out is an egg tackled skipper like a pro footballer. (Soccer as the sport that's Cristiano Rolando plays)
"Hey everybody saw that?" Skipper yelled as he was in the middle of praising his own ingenious naming sense. "It's an egg!"
"Is nobody going to go and bring it back? It's our family, our kin." he asked confused as to no one panicking from seeing a lonely egg going to its death at the Cliff. Then someone told him and the most apathetic voice to ever exist in the universe.
"We can't do that." He said in the bluntest voice you expect for a side character. So, like any sane person he asked why not? Then another side character but this time a female one said to him. "Well, it's a dangerous world out there and we are just cute and cuddly Penguins. That is why we have a camera crew filming us right now and finally that's how nature is. "Oh, right nature..." "I think that makes sense." He muttered to himself "but there's something...not right something deep down in my gut tells me that doesn't make fucking sense at all."
Then he had an idea and realized he would not be like those sheep birds he calls his kin.
I reject nature!" he said that loudly so they could hear him.
"Who's with me? Charge boys!" and as he slid through the snow using full advantage of his gifts of nature he went after that egg. That was moving 20 mph and was slowing down then when the egg was at the edge of the Cliff.
He slowed down but alas it was too late he bumped into the egg and was falling behind it then suddenly he stopped he looked back and saw his trusty brothers at the Cliff dangling down to save him.
And he looked downwards at the egg as it was falling down hurtling downwards into the ice cubes of Antarctica, but a miracle happened (plot armor lol) the egg did not break the wind pushed it to the slippery frozen land it sided across it till the ground up at the Cliff and stopped.
Kowalski skipper and Rico felt relieved and as nature was toying with them the egg continued falling.
To be continued.
{Sorry I did the cliffhanger.}