「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "You can hallucinate through all five senses. People who have an impaired sense will sometimes hallucinate through that sense. For example, Blind people have visual hallucinations and deaf people hallucinate sounds and music.」
「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "A hallucination is a fact, Not an error; What is erroneous is a judgment based upon it." - Bertrand Russell」
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「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "GUTEN TAG! How are you?"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "I'm still creating Felix's Past, And well Future."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Well you see, When i started writing i wanted Felix as an Sociopath."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "And i don't know Shit about being an Sociopath. But i kniw how to be Depressed so that's that."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "But now with me watching tons of Movie and example of Sociopathy, I think this will be smooh sailing, I'm 45% sure..."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Anyways the Riddle for today is."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝?"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "I didn't create the Riddle if you asked."」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Now enjoy the Chapter!"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "WAIT! I'll give you a tip, The first letter is M!"」
「𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲: "Aren't i a Gentlemen? Nah i'm not, Anyways get the Fuck off already."」
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ??? , ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟒:𝟒𝟖』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
In one certain Dead Universe, One Felix Harp is seen Sleeping Peacefully his Back facing the comfy untainted Grass. But because Felix slept in it, It is now tainted.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "No! Fuck youu!"」
Felix said, Talking in his Sleep, Having an Nightmare of some sorts i belive.
Felix then kicked the air using his Right Leg multiple times, Due to reasons that i do not know.
Felix Eye's then opened wide, While Breathing a little bit roughly than nornal.
He then changed his posture from Resting in his Back to Sitting in an face pace, Felix then looked at his surroundings in confusion.
That's when Felix finally realised where his at, And Felix then took one long deep Breath, Smiling at himself while muttering.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fucking lego nazis!"」
Felix then combed his Hair to his Left Side using both of his Hands.
After making sure his Hair is good he then stopped combing his Hair.
Felix then noticed an single Green Butterfly, Flying freely in the air. Felix looks at it in confusion.
Felix then looked at his surroundings and only found an plain Grassfield nothing less nothing more.
So seeing the another alive being other than him here is weird. The System doesn't count.
Felix looked at it one last time and decided to worry about it later, But Felix wanted to take a picture of it.
Felix then searched his Pocket his Phone, A couple of Seconds later after not finding his Phone.
Felix then finally gave up and asked for the System assistance instead.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Hey System you their?"」
Felix waited for a couple of Seconds for the System to answer, But the answer never came. Just like my Father...
So Felix asked again if the System is their, But much Louder this time.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "System! Quick before the Butterfly escapes!"」
But alas the System didn't answer again, I actually think calling that thing System isn't accurate more like System AI or Butler works too.
Felix then tried finding where the Butterfly is, But he can't find the Butterfly no matter how hard he try.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah Fuck me..."」
Felix said a little bit of annoyance in his Voice, Felix then noticed the System Panel and decided to check if theirs any change.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fuck it, Hope he fix this atleast."」
Felix then approached the System Panel and their seems to be no change.
『Information』
『Mission/Quest』
『Shop』
『Game Status』
Felix just took sighted and just decided to finish reading the description of the Powers.
Felix then clicked the『Information』Button.
『Host』
『Powers』
『Champions』
Felix then clicked the『Powers』Button, Deja vu much?
After clicking the 『Powers』Button, Felix was shocked.
Why? Well because the way the Power Description is present is much more different than last time.
If you we're to compare this new one to the old one, Then the old one would be an Filler while this new one is the proper one.
Don't belive me? Alright then. I'll just show you.
『God of Lightning ☆: "The Power to use Lightning and manipulate anything related to Electricity at will."』
『LOCKED』
『Known Compatible User』
『Zeus, Raijin, Shazam (Billy Batson), Flash (Wally West), Black Adam, Black Lightning, Thor』
Not much changed other than the way the power is showed. Instead of the whole 12 different Power or Sub Power showed this new one instead shows the Power one by one.
And is much more easier to read, And bonus points it shows people in the DC Universe who is compatible with this Power.
Felix read it and nodded at himself and decided to read all the Power's and Sub Power's one by one.
But because i'm lazy and i don't want you to suffer this kind of torture again, I will make an exception and do an time skip instead.
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『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ??? , ??? 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟒:𝟓𝟖』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
Felix is seen resting his Head at the Grass, Left Hand behind his Head, The Right one playing with the Shrinken System Panel. And his Leg crossed.
Felix is reading the Sub Power's Description.
『Size Alteration ☆: "The ability to control one own size or to alter any of the users body parts, And the ability to alter an object and other beings sizes. But without decreasing or increasing masses."』
『LOCKED』
『Known Compatible User』
『The Atom (Raymond Palmer), Giganta (Doris Zuel), Elasti-Girl (Rita Farr), Colossal Boy (Gim Allon), Shrinking Violet (Salu Digby), Greek God's』
Felix swiped the System Panel to the side and clicked his tongue with annoyance.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Why is it that the useful skills are always Locked? Actually why is everything Locked?"」
Felix asked questioning no one infact, His been doing this everytime he read any of the Power's Description. Talking to himself for 8 Minute's.
Felix then turned his Head to the side looking at another System Screen Panel.
『Power Distribution ☆☆: "The ability to bestow an little bit of the user's Power to another, Doesn't decrease the user's Power."』
『UNLOCKED』
『Known Compatible User』
『Greek God's, God's, The Presence (Yahweh), Shazam (Billy Batson), Lords of Order, Lords of Chaos』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "And why do i even need Power Distribution for? What am i gonna bestow? Shit?"」
Felix then grab another empty System Panel and swiped it to infront of him.
He then went to the Powers Page this time going to Page 4.
But this one shocked him aswell, Much more than the last 3 in fact.
『Error!』
『System Level low, Upgrade the System first to see other features.』
Felix then raised one of his Eye Brow and dramatically put his Right Hand in his Chest.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Woah woah woah! Slow down Asshole, What do you mean by System Level Low?"」
Felix asked confusion in his voice. But Felix question was never answered.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah Fuck it, I'll just wait for the System AI to come back and figure things out later."」
Felix swiped the System Panel to the side and his Right Hand at the back of his Head, About to fall asleep and go to Laa Laa Land.
Yes! I am still spelling it Laa Laa Land, Fight me Bitch!
Felix closed his Eyelids, But before he could fall asleep his Stomach Grumbling.
Felix opened his Eyes almost comically and stand up in a matter of Seconds.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Welp! Time to get some snacks before Bedtime."」
Felix then remembered one crucial thing.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "How would i get to the DC Universe again?"」
Felix then thought of an idea and grab the nearest System Screen Panel.
Felix then closed his Eye's, Praying to God and kneeling.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "If their is an God, Please help my sorry Ass over here and give me an Deus Ex Machina, Please be merciful to me."』
Felix said in his Head, He then took one deep breath and opened his Eye's slowly for dramatical purposes.
『Information』
『Mission/Quest』
『Shop』
『Game Status』
『DC Universe』
Felix then jumped to his Feet and trowing his Hands up in the Air for celebration purposes.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Yes! I did it! Their is no God! In your Face!"」
Felix said spinning while both of his Hands showing an Fuck you gesture.
After an couple of Second of celebration Felix finally had enough and pat his Chest a couple of times.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "No seriously. Fuck you God! And the Viewers yeah the Viewers too! Fuck you Viewers! I'm the only God here Bitch!"」
Felix then clicked the 『DC Universe』Button.
Felix Body then disappeared like an Sand to the Wind.
Just like how James Holiday from Ready Player one turned to Anorak the all-knowing, But this one is slower than that.
Felix then smiled at himself and thought of an funny joke.
Felix then raised his Right Hand above his Head and made an Fuck you gesture before he could completely dissape-
「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」
「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: (Pissed off, Key and Peele Aaron) "Son of a BITCH!"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: (Didn't got the last laugh) "SHIT! I forgot to laugh!"」
「???: (System AI, Butler) "..."」
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『"Ah Shit we're off with an bad start, But don't worry my Big Brain can fix that Shit."』
『"Originally i was about to show Page 4 but decided, Fuck nah."』
『"Hey guys ever watched Doom Patrol? It's basically X-Men but DC Version i should probably use them for future plot, Anyways their's an Elasti-girl aka Rita Farr, I belive she inspired Helen Farr from Disney Movie. Oh and she's also Beast Boy's Adopted Mom."』
『"Got lazy and didn't want to introduce an Bullshit xianxia thing so i just did an Deadpool."』
『"YES! Progress!"』
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「𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 1633 Words」
「𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧: July 1 2022」
「𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝: July 4 2022」