「𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "The tactical Baton is the choice of weapon for Aiden Pearce of the Watch Dog Game series, He is one of Felix's favorite game character."」
「𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "Violence isn't the answer, It is a question and the answer is Yes" - S̶u̶n̶ ̶T̶z̶u̶ Felix Harvey Harp」
「𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞: "I was born the same day you we're born, I follow you wherever you go, You can look at me and i won't stare back, But every move you make i'll do to. What am i?"」
「𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐭: "Footsteps."」
「🎮----------------🎮」
『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ???, 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦, 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡, ???, 𝐃𝐂 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟓:𝟐𝟎』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oi Cunt!"」
Felix said attracting the attention of everyone in the premise.
Professor Pyg's hencemens? Catwoman and that cctv camera before he could get out of its view range.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "The Fuck are you doing?!"」
Catwoman said in the buildings rooftop panicking, But Felix didn't payed her any attention even if she is in his waifu list.
He wanted that Wizard status quick, Even if he have to sacrifise a few bones to do so.
Felix then clicked his "Pen" and it transformed into a extendable baton, With the black color dominating the whole coloring.
Except the endcap it having a white coloring that blend with the black color perfectly.
It also has the same engraving into it saying Φύλακας των Θεών.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "For the greater good."」
Felix said loud enough for the Pigmen's too hear, This confused the Pigmen who we're kneeling and currently drinking the rest of Pygdrop.
「???: "Wha-"」
Felix then hit him in his back with all his force without remorse.
「???: "FuuuuUCKKKKKK!"」
Felix then hit him in the back of his right knee and then in the face back too back in a swift motion, Not giving the poor men a time too react.
Fun fact did you know know that its rare for someone to get knocked out? They'll more likely to die if you hit them in the head.
Felix then keep hitting him, This time in the family jewels.
And lasty with all of his force in the back of his head.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Get Fucked!"」
Felix then spat at him and quickly went to his next target tommy
「𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲: "B-big BRO?!"」
Tommy the Pigmen turned around to see his brother getting beaten he was about to help and save his brother.
But he was hit by Felix's Baton in his jaw, From left to right.
Felix then brought back the Baton and hit him in the side near his left eye, From right to left.
Felix then again brought back his Baton, And hit him in the same part he hit him the first time, From left to right.
Felix then hit him in the back of his left knee, Making him kneel and groaned.
While this was happening Felix's left hand wasn't so idle, It was busy pulling out his pistol.
He then shot the already beaten up Pigmen in his left arm point blank range.
『BANG!』
Felix heard bells in his head for a couple of seconds making him more annoyed and pissed off.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "fuckkkKKK YO-!"」
And finally he hit him one last time in the back of his head with all of his force knocking him out cold.
Hearing the screaming and gunshot, The last 2 Pigmen decided to turn around.
But before the one in the right could do that, He was shot in his right shoulder, Dropping his gun in the process.
『BANG! BANG!』
Felix tilt his head to the side a little bit, Pissing him off more.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "AGHHH FUCK!"」
If one to look closely 2 gunshot was actually fired, But the first one missed and hit the wall.
「𝐌: "F-fuckKK!"」
Felix then let go off his Gun and quickly grabbed the last Pigmen by his exposed hair.
Felix then pulled his hair a little and uses his Baton's striking head and poke the Pigmen with all of his force.
Making the poor Pigmen make a few choking noise.
「𝐌: "Hrkkk."」
Felix then let go off his grip at the man's hair and while falling repeatedly hit him in the back of his head, Until finally his down for the count possibly knocked out.
Felix then finished his job by hitting the Pigmen that he shot.
Once in the nose and repeatedly in the back of his head, Not enough to kill him only knocking him out.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Alright System give me my Wizard status!"』
Felix waited for a few seconds but nothing happend.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Alright Fuck this i'll just rob this folks clean and skadoodle!"』
Felix then grab the firearms of the twin Pigmen, And making his way to grab the other two's firearm and weapon.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Need help?"」
Catwoman asked sitting in the edge of the building, While kicking her feet up in the air.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Act rude act rude act rude."』
Felix said repeating a chant in his head while taking the unnamed Pigmen's firearm from his holsters.
Actually, No sorry he stole his holsters aswell.
Placing them all in one spot.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Do i Fucking look like i need any?"」
Felix then turned and looked at Catwoman, And asked sarcastically making an annoyed expression.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Awwwwh. Why the vile language? Had a bad day?"」
Catwoman said while counting the money she stole.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "You Fucking think?!"」
Felix said smiling at her sarcastically genuinely annoyed this time.
Felix felt a faint tingle when he looked at her eyes, This made him much more annoyed.
This made Felix look at her much more lustfully, Felix shaked his head and it disappeared as fast as it appeared.
It was actually so fast that Felix thought it was another one of his hallucinations, Which is normal.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Woman get the Fuck out of here already, I wanna use my System's Inventory function."』
Felix though while looking at the loot he got.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Keep talking like that young man, And no ladies would ever wanna go on a date with you."」
Catwoman taunt while trowing the wallet that she emptied.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Bitch, We're in the same age group stop dreaming."」
Felix said pissed off from all that gunshot ringing in his head.
Catwoman was about to taunt Felix more, But in the distance she was able too heard police sirens.
Weirdly enough Felix wasn't able to hear the sirens.
Its either Catwoman is a metahuman or Felix's hearing is really just broken from all that shooting.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Well it has been fun, But i have to go. You know thief stuff?"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Thief stuff? That's the best reason you can think off right now? Jesus woman my dog can lie better than you."」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "And i don't even have a Fucking dog!"」
Felix said in a sarcastic and confused voice.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "You know what! I was actually gonna help you, But your being a jerk!"」
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "A shame because your handsome."」
Catwoman said under her breath that Felix wasn't able to hear.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "The Fuck did you just said?! We're you cursing me under your breath! Then Fuck you!"」
Felix then showed him his middle finger.
「𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧: "Fuck you jerk!"」
Won- sorry i mean Catwoman then flipped Felix off by showing her middle finger before running away.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fuck you too Bitch!"」
Felix cursed at her screaming on top of his lungs, Showing both of his middle finger.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Can't belive that Bitch didn't help me... She is hot though."」
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Dangerously hot."』
Felix said while activating the Systems Inventory, By thinking about it.
Who could have guessed that the System actually worked by though activation, Rather than voice activation.
『INVENTORY』
『𝐀𝐋𝐋』『EQUIPMENT』『CONSUMABLES』『MATERIALS』『QUESTS』
『𝟏』『2』『3』『4』『5』
『...』『...』『...』『...』『...』
『...』『...』『...』『...』『...』
『...』『...』『...』『...』『...』
『...』『...』『...』『...』『...』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Good enough."』
Felix said while nooding, He then quickly trew all the stuff he could borrow.
It took him only a couple of seconds because of the Systems efficiency.
Felix could hear police sirens far away, So that made Felix move a little bit faster.
『INVENTORY』
『𝐀𝐋𝐋』『EQUIPMENT』『CONSUMABLES』『MATERIALS』『QUESTS』
『𝟏』『2』『3』『4』『5』
『$24』『20.5¢』『Baseball Bat』『Beretta 92FS INOX (A18)』『Glock 19 (A15)』
『Glock 19 (15)』『Silencer (2)』『Marlboro Red (7)』『Camel (3)』『Newport (4)』
『Apple iPhone 5s』『Apple iPhone 5c』『Samsung Galaxy S4』『Flask (Whiskey)』『Gun Holster』
『Gun Holster』『Gun Holster』『...』『...』『...』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Such uncivilised technology."』
Felix thought too himself while scanning one of the Pigmens phone.
What type of phone did the Pigmen have? Well its Nokia 1110.
Felix was about to trew it at his inventory, But before he could do that it rang.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah Fuck."』
The ringtone having a baby's laughter, A bad omen if you asked me.
Felix is standing their, Contemplating if he should answer the call or not.
Felix curiosity won by a large margin because its related to Professor Pyg one if his favorite villain.
Felix clicked the green phone image in the phones buttons.
Felix then put the phone close to his ear. The very first thing he heard was opera music.
Which confirmed his suspicion.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Pota!"』
Felix cursed in his head its far too early for him to meet a Villain, Catwoman doesn't count she's just a thief.
But Lazlo Valentin is one crazy son of a Bitch, That Felix wouldn't wanna crossed.
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Pyg happy, Pyg glad."」
The man in the phone said while making pig noise while and after sentences, Which Felix confirmed to be Lazlo Valentin a.k.a Professor Pyg.
Felix was too scared to talk back and only keep listening.
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Pyg want to give Dollotrons a big present."」
Professor Pyg says while making pig noises which is very creepy.
In Felix's absolute surprice Professor Pyg then sang out of nowhere.
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Sarò contento~"」
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Nel mio tormento~"」
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Se quel bel labbro~"」
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Baciar, baciar potrò~"」
Proofessor Pyg sang perfectly not missing any notes and perfectly singing it, 10 out of 10.
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Forgive me my pretty, But Professor Pyg can't let good song go to waste."」
Professor Pyg apologise while having that fancy aristocratic way of talking.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Perfecto de nuevo!"」
Felix said instinctively, Felix then eyes went wide and realised what he just said, So he quickly covered his mouth using his free hand.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "SHIT!"』
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Hmm? Gracious caballero."」
Professor Pyg was confused at first but politely thanked him back, Its basic etiquette.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "No hay necesidad."」
Felix at this point doesn't want to be in Professor Pyg's bad side, And because of his nature of respecting talented people, He answered back politely.
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Ahh. A man of quality if i may say, Professor Pyg respect that."」
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Where are Pyg's Dollotrons?! Pyg's perfect creation!"」
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: "Do forgive Pyg for outburst, Pyg is scared of his pretty's well being."」
Professor Pyg said quickly switching mood while it blend carefully.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "His scaring me."』
Felix though before answering Professor Pyg's question.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ughhh, Están durmiendo."」
Felix in the distance keep hearing the police sirens coming closer and closer.
Its enough to make Felix annoyed and pissed off, Like how his annoyed by hearing bells.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Perdóname, Tengo que irme ahora."」
Felix then respectively hang up the call not giving Professor Pyg a chance to talk back.
And because Felix doesn't want to give Professor Pyg enough time to track his call.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Yeah, The police won't belive my ass if i told them what happend here, And i'm technically a ghost."」
Felix said looking around the knockout bodies Professor Pyg's Dollotrons.
Felix then trew the Nokia 1110 at the Systems Inventory.
Felix then grab his gun and "Pen?", Apperantly it turned back to normal when Felix wasn't using it.
Felix then thought of returning and suddenly another screen panel appeared right beside the System Inventory.
『Information』
『Mission/Quest』
『Shop』
『Game Status』
『Home』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Home Bitch home! Now!"』
Felix then clicked the Home button multiple times, because his panicking. The police sirens is coming closer and closer.
Felix then saw the police car parking infronr of the alleyway he was in.
Thankfully Felix was able to teleport before the Police could spot him.
「🎮----------------🎮」
『𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟖 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟐, ???, 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦, 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡, ???, 𝐃𝐂 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』
『𝟏𝟓:𝟐𝟔』
「??? 𝐏𝐎𝐕」
In the outskirts of gotham, 2 officers is seen patroling and doing their duty in a police vehicle.
The car then stopped near a alleyway.
The 2 said officer then stepped out of the car
「???: "Hey Martinez, This the place?"」
A man who looks older and is wearing glasses asked his partner.
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: "This is the places they said, So it has to be."」
The younger police officer answered back, This one is seen always wearing his hat.
Ironically both of them having mustaches.
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: "Ughhh Jim?"」
The younger officer asked while pointing at multiple lying bodies in the alleyway.
The older much more wiser cop then approached the bodies that is lying around.
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: "Is that, What i think it is?"」
The older cop then checked each of their pulse and confirm that they are still alive, Only unconscious.
「???: "Apperantly, Call the ambulance."」
The older cop said without turning around and checking if they have weapons.
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: "Yes sir."」
The younger officer nodded and was about to radio in and ask for medical attention, But was interrupted by the older cop.
「???: "Oh and Martinez."」
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: "Sir?"」
The younger cop asked in confusion.
「???: "Trow me your handcuffs, Both of them."」
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: "Sir?"」
This time the younger cop asked much more confused.
「???: "We got criminals on our hands."」
The older cop said while removing the unnamed Pigmen Mask, Revealing a hideous apperance beneath.
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: "Oh."」
The younger cop took a few seconds to process what the older cop said.
But after that he nodded in understanding and trew his 2 handcuffs at the older cop, Which the older cop miraculously catched.
「🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮」
「𝐃𝐚𝐨𝐎𝐟𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 [𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲]: [Abused, Sleepy] *Deleted 4000 Words and rewrote it* "I HATE THIS!"」
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: [Proffesional Thief, Multiple languages speaker] *Sipping tea* "You know. I'm something of a Aristocrat myself."」
「𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲, 𝐌&𝐌, ???: [Professor Pyg's hencemen] A KNOCKOUT!」
「???: [Cat, Thief, Parkour Pro] "Should have gave a better excuse."」
「𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐲𝐠: [Killer, Schizophreniac, Felix's Rogues Gallery Villain] "Huzzah! A man of quality!」
「𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐳: [GCPD, Officer] "Sir?」
「???: [GCPD, Lieutenant] "After all this years. Finally, I catch them all."」
「???: [AI, Butler] "..."」
「🎮----------------🎮」
『"Please do remember that Felix is Smart yet is very cartoonic, The only reasons why he appear to be dumb is because of my inexperience in writing but i'll try to make it better."』
『"I low-key actually like this fight scene, It showcase Felix's Brutalness with a Baton and inexperience with Guns."』
『"I actually wanna rewrite most of the Chapters but can't, Because i have the rule of "If you post it it stays their" so yeah... Sad."』
『"The fight scene would have been much more longer but i shortened it, And originally Catwoman wasn't suppose to talk to Felix but i wanted her too so i rewrite it."』
『"Felix's Physique is skinny and underweight just remember that."』
『"Like i said, Most of Felix's attack is inspired by Aiden Pearce."』
『"I'm tired from all the rewrite i had too delete 4000 words, And rewrite it so sorry for the sloppy writing about the inventory escapade and i'll be taking my rest."』
『"Don't listen to Momus Pygmalism."』
『"Remember the days i used to post 1 Chapter a day in my SCP FanFic? Well theirs a reason why i only post 2 Chapters a week. Because the quality would be Shit! If i post everyday, This and last Chapter quality is possibly Shit. Why? Well because i wrote 2 Chapters 4000 words! But i rewrite everything thats another 4000 words! So basically what i'm saying is that i wrote 4 Chapters in 7 days! You get what i'm saying?! Fuck my social life, Its even nearing my birthday! August 2 and the only thing i'm getting is 1k and no food... Damn i'm gonna be 16."』
『"Fun Fact about Lazlo Valentin a.k.a Professor Pyg, Joker confirmed that Pyg is much more crazier than him in the arkham games, Which i actually find interesting, Because you can have a conversation with Joker, And i won't mind talking to Mark Hamil myself, But Pyg on the other hand, Would just talk weirdly, Singing between words, And make pig noise, And he thinks he is a God, Funnily enough Felix would be able to talk to him like its a normal conversatio, By being a high functioning himself, What i'm saying is Pyg is Lawful Evil, While Felix is Chaotic Good, Yet here they are having a normal conversation like they are the best of friends. Fucking weird, So basically what i'm saying is Felix is much more crazier than Joker, Its just that he gets surpriced here and there and is easily swayed by emotions."』
「🎮----------------🎮」
「𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 2795 Words 🍑👋」
「𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧: July 24 2022」
「𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝: July 24 2022」