Waking up in night city I decide to kill another 10k roaches with the Unity's. Easy akimbo practice. Drinking lots water and coffee, plus a couple beers I spend the day grinding, this shithole of a city provides and I get close enough to my goal since I've got a nearly 1% discount on learning at this point. I go to bed satisfied and wake up, checking my phone sure enough unity akimbo and unity skills are both level 2 now.
Then I hear crying, going to the living room I find Ashley, numbly holding the game controller she looks half conscious, half dead really. Kneeling I ask her what's wrong, several minutes and lots of repetition later I get the gist of it. Her character got old and died, the app gave her a warning she gained 0.1% of that age. She says the game only counted the character with her name. Not knowing what else to do I got her a cup of water and stood over her until she drank it then carried her to bed, she half heartedly fought me and glared at me for a moment when I laid her down but seconds later she was out. Leaving her and shutting the door I start up the game and make a couple who don't have my name, first time playing I spend the morning learning the game, buying all the skill books, upgrading the appliances and such. Couple hours later I head to the farm after another productive day the I go to work for my evening shift then run home. I read some wiki's on Sims 4 with Ashley and we compare notes. I ask her why not build a great home that can nurish young life and once our own characters are grown just have friends move in and buy potions of youth with those characters and kick them out before they die. She looks at me dumbfounded, "we'd be vampires" she whispers. Can't help but flinch at that disgusting thought though I inwardly agree. We also agree to share an account, we'll live together and help each other in game whenever we can. "Should we get married?". I freeze at this question.
"In the game idiot!"
"Oh, ummm, why?"
"So our characters can do more together"
Still not sure where this can go aside from the obvious.
"What all can characters do together besides talk and hook up?"
"They can have kids, flirt, console each other and more"
"Ummm."
"It'd just be in game but yes, I want sex skills and you need more social skills, if we're going to use both characters at once we might as well use both characters at once"
"Lemme think about it"
"Hesitation will slow us down, we have a deadline, man up and agree to fuck me in a game!"
"How would that help?"
"We both need to work together to get any skills if we both improve we'll both get them faster since only success is rewarded. I want this skill so let me use you to boost my success rate"
I hesitate for several more minutes then she asks
"Your not a virgin right?"
I give her a flat look
"What?!? Really you are?!?"
"No, I just take it seriously"
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"Did you just call me a slut"
"No do not try to reverse slut shame me into this, you made some decent arguments but you trh that crap and it's a definite no!"
"I didn't.." she catches herself
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"Fine, I think this is a bad idea, and if the skills create feelings between us we stop, deal?"
"Deal!". She replies with disturbing enthusiasm. I try to ignore it and make a late dinner for us while she keeps gaming. She quickly gets 4 people in the house and after dinner she already has them make 2 babies not with our names.
"FUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!!!" She screams making me jump out of my skill.
"What!?!" I ask once I catch my breathe.
She saves and shuts down the game. "Our characters get boosted learning rates based on how good their childhood is"
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"Ok...and????"
"It's based on a few skills like learning to walk, think, speak, and....potty training."
"Ok...and????"
"I've never once maxed out a babies skills for the maximum reward"
"Oh I'm sorry...?"
"We need that reward" she says looking me in the eyes clearly trying to say something uncomfortable and km clearly missing it
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"Really? You don't get it!?!"
"Nooo?"
"We have to earn the experience for our characters..."
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"Oh God no!"
"We need this"
"No, if you want that fine but no"
"I need your character to help mine grow"
"How much is the boost?"
"50%"
"Fuck ...what do we have to do?"
"If we train speech and walking and crawling a lot, that'll take care of most of it, but we should get at least one level in everything with the system."
"What do we have to do?" I repeat uncomfortably
"Fill enough diapers for a level, and use potty chairs enough for a level"
"Jesus Christ"
"We need that boost, this should be enough to secure it for us"
"I'll watch the progress so we only do it as much as we need. I'll level up each of your learning skills again then we'll start, until then I'll build the perfect Sims 4 home"
"Great that's all right?"
...."um we should probably change each other"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!"
"It'll get us a diaper changing skill, parenting skills are important"
"No, assuming I agreed to wear nearly a thousand diapers I'm not doing that!"
Alot of back and forth later with lots of shouting it comes to blows and we both freeze when I pin her on the couch.
"Look I'm ok with nudity but that's sick and weird ok"
"We need this" she repeats still angry but now ready to talk again
"You're asking me to clean you like a baby, or an extremely sick lover"
She stops after I say that and looks away, not sure what to do I get off of her.
We're both silent for several minutes, I keep looking away not sure what to think or say, next thing I know she's standing over me she pushes my head back and kisses me deep, tongue force in my mouth as I open it in shock, I move my hands back and forth like an idiot, reflexes trying to push her away and not touch her, as she straddles my lap holding my head I grab her by her sides but make no further effort to resist. Hours later I fall asleep in blissful exhaustion in her bed.
Waking up in night city I sit bolt upright "WHAT THF FUCK!!!"