The price collapse of Sekauma.
"I don't know anything about that."
"It has nothing to do with me either. I've almost completely stopped selling Sekauma."
I and the liquor wholesalers had been summoned to the royal palace, but the conversation was going nowhere.
"I'm just supplying what I was asked to supply."
"If you tell me to stop handling Sekauma, that's fine. I'm only selling about ten bottles a month now anyway."
This guy was making a killing off Sekauma 2 — aka "Shizuku." He probably didn't need regular Sekauma anymore.
"So, can I go home now?"
"Of course not."
One of the high-ranking palace officials sighed in exasperation.
"No matter how you look at it, the way that person is selling is the problem. Meeting adjourned."
"Well… yeah."
Even the big shot admitted it.
"At the same time, there's the issue with 'Shizuku.' How popular do you think that stuff has become?"
The Shizuku problem.
Yeah, I'd heard about it. Because—
"That's thanks to my skill."
"I agree."
This wholesaler was selling it at completely insane prices. Even though he had raised the purchase price for me, the markup was ridiculous. It was no wonder Sekauma's value had crashed in comparison.
But honestly, it was all about how he was selling it.
"Are you stupid, dumping alcohol left and right like that?"
The wholesaler was brutally blunt.
Then he looked at me.
"Izumi-san, when you first started selling Sekauma, you told me it would be exclusive distribution. The exclusive part was canceled at Lord Lodi's request, but originally it was supposed to be sold strategically. Lord Lodi was already too casual about it, but the current ruler is completely out of control."
He really let it all out.
"Honestly, it might be better if you just gave me the sales rights and I paid you a fixed percentage of the profits. You'd probably make more money that way."
The official just shrugged.
"Yeah, let's do that."
"Eh?"
Both the wholesaler and I spoke at the same time.
In the end, the conclusion was: "It's weird for royalty to personally sell alcohol anyway. Leave that to the merchants. The royal family can just sit back and collect the money."
On the way home, the wholesaler clutched his head.
"Those people… have no pride at all…"
He looked like he was in for a rough time. Good luck.
Rice crackers.
Cookies.
Potato chips.
That was the topic of conversation at the stall run by a former cabaret girl who now sold water and snacks in the slums.
She had been developing new products lately, but when she started selling cookies, it caused a huge uproar.
"Sweets are dangerous."
Sou-na said it with a pale face.
The usually quiet, polite boy who always bought rice crackers with gratitude suddenly had bloodshot eyes. He pulled out a bag of silver coins (no one knew where he got them) and screamed "All the cookies!"
It was apparently that bad.
They weren't drugs, you know.
So now she was developing potato chips instead.
Salt flavor.
They weren't exactly potatoes, but there was a similar tuber in this world that everyone just called "potato." Slicing it thin and frying it was already sold at Zoil Affair-san's bar, so it wasn't exactly new.
But here we made them lightly salted.
The bar version was saltier to go with alcohol.
These were thin, light chips.
There wasn't much fried food like this in the city because oil was considered expensive. But I could produce as much oil as I wanted with magic.
If I gave Sou-na a large supply of oil in advance, there shouldn't be any problem.
I thought we could start selling them after some test batches, but—
"…They're too hot to take home, and they get soggy when they cool down…"
Fair-san's shop served them on plates, so it was fine, but this stall was for takeaway.
The packaging problem was even bigger.
There was no such thing as wrapping paper in this world. Paper was precious.
They sometimes used tree bark, but that cost about one copper coin — roughly 100 yen.
Rice crackers sold for one or two iron coins — basically 1 or 2 yen. The units were completely different. If I sold potato chips in small portions, I wanted to price them at one copper coin, but even that might be too expensive. I couldn't charge more.
"How do we package them for takeaway?"
Ideally I wanted people to eat them hot and crispy, but there was no cheap container that could keep them hot. So maybe it was better to focus on making them tasty even when cold.
The cookie incident had also made one thing clear.
Juice doesn't sell here.
Sweets are too dangerous.
But of course they are. Think about it.
My legal wife, my dear Merry-chan — our first meeting was because of juice.
She got hooked on the juice and ended up having sex with me.
Wow… when I really think about it, I'm a total perverted lolicon, aren't I?
No wonder the crepe shops are so successful.
Both Loiza's shop and Armal-san's takeaway stall are still booming.
Even though I've shared the crepe recipe with other shops, only we control the jam — the crucial sweet element.
When you think about it, jam really is a luxury item.
All of this reminded me of how I first met Merry-chan.
When I got back to the mansion and casually mentioned it to her—
"Oh, that's right~"
She answered leisurely.
"You really got me with the juice and sex and made me beg to marry you. That was pretty amazing~"
Yeah… it was pretty bad.
I'm really sorry.
"But you know… I'm really happy now♡"
Merry-chan smiled sweetly.
Then she giggled.
"Fufu~ Today I'm going to let you drink loooots of sweet juice♡♡♡"
Somehow it ended up like this.
The bath.
I had finally gotten the dwarves — well, Armal-san's older sister — to build the long-awaited bathtub.
She finished it incredibly fast.
That woman's earth magic is seriously impressive, isn't it?
She calls it "earth magic," but the bathtub is clearly made of ceramic.
The two of us were soaking together in that tub.
I used my magic to create sweet juice. Merry-chan took a mouthful and—
"Mmmnn♡♡♡"
Then she gave it to me mouth-to-mouth.
Yeah. Super erotic.
Of course, we didn't actually need to be in the bath together just to do juice kissing.
This was clearly for something else.
"Ehehe♡♡♡ It's okay~♡♡♡"
Merry-chan pressed her disproportionately large breasts against me.
She smeared them with whipped cream and added some jam on top.
"Aaahn♡♡♡ It's cold♡♡♡"
In other words — body dessert!
We were doing it in the bath so everything could be washed away immediately afterward. Yeah.
If you're going to be that careful, maybe don't do body dessert in the first place.
But still.
I looked at Merry-chan again.
Pointed elf ears, an impossibly beautiful loli face.
A tiny body with huge breasts.
And despite her small frame, her pussy was a well-used, experienced one that had already given birth.
Yeah. Way too erotic.
"Merry-chan's breasts taste so good."
I sucked on her nipple, cream and all.
"Aaahn♡♡♡ Nooo♡♡♡"
Since she had already given birth, her milk came out normally.
But—
"It's coming out so much."
"That's weird~♡♡♡ I'm already pregnant with another baby♡♡♡"
Still, constantly getting pregnant had to be hard on her body. Sorry. Really sorry… but I couldn't stop.
"Merry-chan's milk is delicious."
"That's for the babyyy♡♡♡"
She was producing quite a lot.
Was it because she was half-elf?
I'd never seen anything like this back in Japan.
"Don't roll my nipples like thaaat♡♡♡"
We were pressed tightly together. Merry-chan's pussy was resting right on top of my thigh.
It was already soaking wet with her love juices.
"I won't put it inside, but can I cum on your pussy like this?"
"Yes♡♡♡ Cum on me♡♡♡ Shoot it all over my pussy♡♡♡"
She started grinding her slippery slit against my cock.
Wow, that felt incredible.
"Merry-chan, it feels too good. I'm gonna cum soon."
"Go ahead♡♡♡ Cum for me♡♡♡"
The smell of our sweat and fluids filled the steamy bath, making everything even more exciting.
While kissing her deeply, I rubbed my cock between her soft thighs.
*SPUUUUUUUURT!!!!!!*
"Aaahn♡♡♡"
Because we were pressed so close, my cum splattered everywhere — from her belly all the way down to her pussy.
"Such a strong smell♡♡♡ I love the smell of your cum so much♡♡♡"
Merry-chan looked delighted.
Then she smiled mischievously.
"Now I'll sandwich you between my breasts♡♡♡"
I stood up a little in the tub. Merry-chan wrapped her huge, soft tits around my cock.
"Aaahn♡♡♡ It smells so strong♡♡♡ You just came and it still smells so much♡♡♡ Aaahn♡♡♡"
She squeezed her breasts together and started moving them up and down.
But seriously… her breasts had gotten even bigger, hadn't they?
"It gets hard again so quickly♡♡♡ Hey, you can cum whenever you want♡♡♡"
Being enveloped in her warm, soft tits felt amazing.
It got harder and harder until—
"Mmmnn♡♡♡♡♡"
I came again, this time painting her chest and breasts with thick ropes of cum.
"Cover me with more cum♡♡♡ I want your semen all over my body♡♡♡"
I had originally planned to do proper body dessert, but it quickly turned into a full-body bukkake session.
"Well… it feels good, so whatever."
"Yeah♡♡♡"
We kept going until the bathtub was completely covered in our mixed fluids. I came all over Merry-chan's body again and again — her face, her huge breasts, her belly, her thighs, her pussy — until she was glistening with my seed.
She looked up at me with a blissful, loving smile, completely covered in cum.
"Ehehe♡♡♡ I love being covered in your scent♡♡♡"
We stayed in the bath for a long time, kissing softly, touching each other, and enjoying the warm, sticky afterglow.
Merry-chan eventually rested her head on my chest, her voice soft and sweet.
"I'm really happy… being your wife♡"
I stroked her wet hair gently.
"Me too."
The bath was a mess, but neither of us cared.
We just held each other close, enjoying the intimate, lovey-dovey moment together.
Merry-chan's huge tits were already smeared with cream and jam, but I wanted more.
I pushed her back against the edge of the tub, grabbed her by the throat with one hand, and squeezed just hard enough to make her eyes flutter.
"Merry-chan, you're such a greedy little half-elf slut. Begging for my cum while you're already pregnant again."
"Aaahn♡♡♡ Yes… I'm a greedy pregnant slut♡♡♡ Choke me harder while you use me♡♡♡"
*SMACK!*
I slapped one of her massive breasts hard, watching it jiggle and ripple. The cream and jam smeared messily across her skin.
"These fat tits are leaking milk even though you're carrying my baby. Say how much you love being treated like a breeding cow."
"I love it♡♡♡ Treat me like a breeding cow♡♡♡ Slap my leaking tits, choke your pregnant wife while you fuck her thighs♡♡♡"
I kept my hand tight around her slender throat and started thrusting my cock between her soft, cum-slick thighs, the head rubbing right against her dripping pussy lips with every stroke.
The bathwater sloshed violently as I used her body.
"Feel that? My cock is kissing your pregnant pussy but not going inside. You want it, don't you?"
"I do♡♡♡ I want it so bad♡♡♡ But you said no penetration tonight, so use my thighs and cover me in cum instead♡♡♡ Slap my clit with it, please♡♡♡"
*SLAP! SLAP!*
I angled my cock and lightly slapped her swollen clit with the head several times, making her squeal and squirt a little into the bath.
"Such a naughty pregnant pussy. Already squirting just from being slapped."
"Because it's your cock♡♡♡ Your cock makes me lose control♡♡♡ Choke me tighter, I want to feel dizzy while you use me♡♡♡"
I tightened my grip on her throat until her eyes rolled back slightly, then slapped her other breast even harder.
*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*
Her milk leaked out in thin streams every time my palm connected.
"Look at you leaking milk like a dairy cow. Say it."
"I'm your dairy cow wife♡♡♡ Pregnant and leaking milk for you while my husband uses my body♡♡♡ Harder, slap me red, choke me until I almost pass out♡♡♡"
I kept thrusting between her thighs, the head of my cock constantly bumping and rubbing her clit.
The filthy wet sounds of flesh slapping wet flesh mixed with her desperate moans and the splash of bathwater.
"I'm gonna cum all over your pregnant pussy."
"Yes♡♡♡ Cover my cheating pregnant pussy with your hot cum♡♡♡ Mark me while I'm carrying your baby♡♡♡"
*SPUUUUUUUURT!!!!!!*
Thick, heavy ropes of cum shot out, painting her lower belly, her mound, and her pussy lips white.
Merry-chan trembled violently, another small squirt mixing with my load.
"So warm♡♡♡ Your cum feels so good on my pregnant pussy♡♡♡"
Before I could even soften, she pushed me back and climbed on top, pressing her massive, cream-and-cum-smeared tits around my cock again.
"My turn to serve you with my fat cow tits♡♡♡"
She squeezed them tightly and started bouncing, the soft, heavy flesh enveloping me completely.
The mixture of cream, jam, milk, and my own cum made everything slick and obscene.
"It smells so strong♡♡♡ Fresh cum and my milk mixed together♡♡♡ I love this dirty smell♡♡♡"
I reached up and grabbed her pointed elf ears, using them like handles to pull her head down while I thrust up between her tits.
"Open your mouth. Catch it if I cum again."
"Yes♡♡♡ I'll drink every drop like a good pregnant slut♡♡♡"
*SLAP!*
I slapped her cheek lightly, then pinched her leaking nipples hard, making milk spray across my chest.
"Pinch them harder♡♡♡ Milk your pregnant wife while you fuck her tits♡♡♡"
I obliged, twisting and pulling her nipples while I fucked her cleavage faster and faster.
The bath was now a complete mess of cum, milk, cream, and bathwater.
Merry-chan's eyes were glassy with lust.
"I'm gonna cum on your face and tits again."
"Please♡♡♡ Paint your pregnant half-elf wife white♡♡♡ Mark me so everyone can smell your cum on me tomorrow♡♡♡"
*SPUUUUUUUURT!!!!!!*
Another huge load erupted, splattering across her beautiful loli face, into her open mouth, and all over her massive breasts.
She swallowed what landed in her mouth, then used her fingers to scoop the rest and smear it into her skin like lotion.
"More♡♡♡ I want my whole body dripping with your cum♡♡♡"
We kept going for a long, long time.
I made her ride my thigh while I choked her and slapped her tits and ass.
I bent her over the edge of the tub and fucked her tits from behind while spanking her plump little ass red.
I sat on the rim and had her kneel in the water, choking her with both hands while she gave me a sloppy, cum-flavored titfuck and begged for more loads.
Every round was filled with filthy back-and-forth talk.
"Tell me how much you love being a pregnant cumdump."
"I love it♡♡♡ I'm your pregnant cumdump wife♡♡♡ Use me, slap me, choke me, cover me until I can't even wash it all off♡♡♡"
"Beg for my cum like the greedy half-elf whore you are."
"Please cum on me♡♡♡ Cover your pregnant whore with thick seed♡♡♡ I want to smell like your cum when I greet everyone tomorrow♡♡♡"
By the time we finally stopped, the entire bathtub was cloudy with cum and milk.
Merry-chan was a sticky, glazed mess — face, hair, huge tits, belly, thighs, and pussy all painted white.
She leaned against me, panting, and whispered happily,
"…I love you so much♡ Being used like this by you makes me the happiest wife in the world♡"
I kissed her cum-smeared lips softly.
"I love you too, my sweet, filthy little half-elf."
We stayed in the messy bath for a long time, holding each other close, enjoying the warm, sticky, intimate afterglow until the water grew cold.