"I want to eat soba."
The moment those words left the regular customer's mouth, my eyes sparkled like stars.
"Yes! Exactly! The shop renovation has kept us from serving it at all!"
While I was deep in discussion with the dwarves about the new shop layout, one of the regulars had called out to me.
"Whenever I drink your booze, I suddenly crave that stuff."
"Same here!"
Plan successful!
All the hard work over six years had finally paid off!
Soba was spreading together with the alcohol — exactly as intended!
"The grand opening is still a ways off, but I'll talk to the guild chairman and see if we can offer something in the meantime."
"Please do!"
Let me organize this properly.
The person I call "Chairman" is the cheerful guy who's always hanging out at the cabaret club — Gordor-san, the chairman of the Cooking Guild for this district.
Shiki City is large, so there are multiple Cooking Guilds. Gordor-san oversees the guild for the area around my shop.
Then there's the district chairman — a completely different person. That's Franbe-san, the man who first helped me set up my street stall. He manages the entire district as a whole.
Even though both titles include the word "district," their jurisdictions are totally different. The Cooking Guild covers a much wider area, while the district guild's territory is narrower. The wording gets confusing, so pay attention.
"That's why! Izumi is a cook from this district! It's only natural to hold the event here!" — Franbe-san.
"No! Izumi is a cook from this district! There shouldn't be any problem holding it within these boundaries!" — Gordor-san.
Because they kept using the same word "district," it was impossible to understand who meant what.
The original request had been simple: I wanted a place to make soba, so could the Cooking Guild chairman Gordor-san lend me a spot? He immediately secured a corner of the square he managed and suggested, "You can hold an event here and serve soba like a festival."
I was grateful for how quickly he arranged it, but that location caused problems.
"That area is absolutely off-limits!"
In short, each district had turf wars. The district guilds were especially fierce about boundaries. The lines drawn generations ago became fuzzy every time a new chairman took over, leading to constant disputes.
The spot Gordor-san had chosen happened to be in the rival district according to Franbe-san.
From Gordor-san's perspective it was "What does that have to do with anything?" so the argument dragged on.
"If your district has a better spot, then fine."
"That's why I'm offering this one!"
Franbe-san pointed at the map.
Both Gordor-san and I frowned the moment we saw it. The cooking space was too small and it would get overcrowded easily.
Gordor-san had experience running cooking competitions, so he had chosen a location that was easy to cook in and wouldn't cause chaos even if crowds gathered.
In my heart, I agreed with Gordor-san. He understood my style and had excellent knowledge of cooking.
Still, I didn't want to start a fight with the district guild.
What to do…
"Hmm. Looks like this is the only decent spot. Your place would cause too much chaos, so it's impossible. Instead, we'll hold a different event at your location."
Gordor-san pointed again.
"You did a stall there before, right? Let's set up Armal's crepe stall."
In the end, everyone got dragged into it.
But—
"Doing it outside sounds fun~"
Armal-san smiled brightly while preparing.
This basically just meant moving her takeaway crepe stall to a new spot. No big disruption.
"I'll work hard making soba too!"
Soba and alcohol — sold as a set.
The event day happened to be a holiday. The shop was closed.
On days like this, most people participated in national events.
Shiki City was the same.
Today was the celebration of the birth of the emperor from three generations ago in the Empire. Everyone celebrated the occasion, then went to sleep. Work was forbidden on festival days.
Gordor-san had somehow gotten special permission to hold the event anyway. The loophole was "This isn't work — it's part of the celebration."
Perfect. Everyone's stomachs would be empty after the festivities.
That meant soba's deliciousness would hit even harder!
Let's do this!
I had everything prepared — fresh soba, fried kikaa nuts, the works.
"Alcohol—!"
"More booze!"
The orders were almost entirely for alcohol.
"You guys, eat the soba too?!"
"After drinking, soba—!"
I understood the logic. Soba was the classic "closer" after drinking. I got that.
But still.
"Don't just drink and leave! Eat something before you go home!"
Normally it was the opposite — alcohol had low cost and cooking took effort and ingredients. The most profitable thing was letting people drink and leave.
But I wanted to spread soba.
The square filled up in no time.
Gordor-san had been right about the location.
However—
"Don't sleep on the roadside—!"
"Leave it to me—!"
People were already sitting on the ground starting their own drinking parties.
Everyone was soaked in alcohol.
"Just eat my soba already!"
Finally they started ordering soba.
"Yeah! This is the taste!"
"So good, Shop Owner!"
Good, good.
"Alright! Then drink more—!"
"Ooooh—!"
In the end, the temporary soba stall ended in a huge, loud success.
On the way home, I stopped by the tailor shop.
"Hello~"
"Oh, Izumi-san. Come in, come in."
The shop had gotten noticeably busier.
"It's lively in here now."
"Thanks to your constant orders. We're making good money."
Heh heh.
From cabaret uniforms and restaurant staff outfits to all the erotic costumes I requested.
"So, what shall we make today?"
The usual guy already had the blackboard ready.
"Well… erotic clothing, as always."
"You really like them, don't you~"
We both grinned like dirty old men.
"First, the materials…"
I placed several orders.
Today I had two special requests.
One would take a long time, so I wanted to get it started early.
"Hmm. This one will take quite a while."
"That's fine. Take your time on that."
I still didn't fully understand the time difference between here and over there. There was always a slight lag.
"This other one should be quick."
"Yes, we can finish this today."
I received the second item immediately.
Next I headed to the jewelry shop.
"Welcome."
I was a regular here too.
This was where I bought Miu-chan's clip-on earrings and where I ordered accessories in bulk for the cabaret girls.
I had another custom order that needed to be placed in advance.
"This is what I want…"
"I see. This will be fully custom…"
We finalized the details.
After browsing a bit more—
"I'll take these too."
"Thank you very much!"
Then I returned to the villa.
"Um… my belly has gotten quite big, so could you please stop dragging me out so casually?"
Valante-san.
When I thought about it, how many times had this woman saved my life?
Today was the day to thank her properly.
"Yeah, yeah. I went out today to buy a thank-you gift for Valante-san, who always protects me."
"A gift?"
She looked surprised.
"Yes, a gift."
"C-Cute outfits like this are no good♡♡♡"
Pure-blooded elves were actually extremely proud.
There were many things they were forbidden from doing.
I had once asked the former elf princess what the biggest taboo was.
"Imitating beasts is quite bad."
Elves lived in the forest, so what was wrong with imitating beasts?
"One reason is that it could be seen as leaning toward the beastkin."
The beastkin who shared the same forest had animal features.
"Also, it is the greatest elf taboo. Mating with a human male is treated as slavery, but you won't be killed. The ultimate taboo is mating with beasts."
Beastiality, huh.
"That's why any behavior that mimics or submits to beasts is strictly forbidden."
"Like acting all 'nya~' and being a needy cat?"
"The moment I heard that, I would normally be justified in killing you on the spot. Well, this is why barbarians are troublesome. I'll overlook it this time. In exchange, make sure to pack some Sekauma in the barrels too."
Remembering that conversation, I smiled.
For Valante-san, I had prepared dog ears and a fluffy dog-fur outfit… except the breasts and pussy were completely exposed.
Plus a collar.
"Okay okay. First, let's put piercings on your nipples~"
"Hiiiii♡♡♡ No way♡♡♡ If you put those on I'll die of shame♡♡♡"
Nipple piercings hurt a lot if done suddenly.
So I used a numbing potion, then — *pffft* — pushed the needle through.
"Oooooohhhhhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡ You really are going to destroy my body completely♡♡♡"
"That's right~ Next is this."
I showed her the dog ears.
Her whole body started shaking violently.
"N-No! That's no good!"
Valante-san screamed.
"I know about the taboo."
If she really hated it, I would stop. She looked genuinely terrified, so maybe I should—
"No, you can't! If I wear those, everyone will know I'm the lowest bitch who would trample elf taboos just for cock!!!♡♡♡"
Oh?
"Putting on dog ears, becoming a woof-woof bitch in heat, breaking every taboo while cumming my brains out — I'll be confirmed as the lowest dog-bitch slave, so please don't♡♡♡♡♡"
Hmm. In other words—
"You're already a total bitch anyway, so it's fine to put them on."
I placed the dog-ear headband on her head.
"Hiiiii!!!!♡♡♡♡♡"
Her eyes flew wide open and she screamed.
I brought over the mirror I had prepared.
"Here. This is woof-woof bitch Valante-san~"
The moment she saw her reflection—
"…Aaaaahhh…"
*Shhhhhhhhh—*
She pissed herself.
"Higyuuuuuuuuh♡♡♡♡♡ I'm no longer worthy of being an elf♡♡♡ I've completely fallen♡♡♡ I've become a woof-woof bitch♡♡♡♡♡"
She was extremely happy. Good, good, very good.
"Okay. Next is this dog-fur outfit~"
"Hiiiii♡♡♡ My pride… my pride is completely gone♡♡♡ I'm turning into an idiot♡♡♡"
I dressed Valante-san in the fluffy dog-fur costume that left her tits and pussy completely bare.
Perfect. Woof-woof bitch slave, complete.
"Now, show me that woof-woof bitch pussy~"
"W-Woof♡♡♡"
Valante-san had fully entered dog mode. She lifted one leg like a dog peeing.
"Good girl."
I immediately slammed my already hard cock into her exposed, dripping hole.
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡♡♡"
"Not 'ah', it's 'woof', remember?"
"Woof♡♡♡ Woof♡♡♡"
She turned her face toward me with a pleading, submissive expression.
"Oh right, I forgot the tail. We'll do that next time."
"Woof♡♡♡ Woof♡♡♡"
Valante-san was completely in dog mode now.
"When you enter the safe period, let's play with a tail in your ass and pussy at the same time."
"Kuuun♡♡♡"
Yeah, she had fully become a dog. This was pretty great in its own way.
"Alright, here comes the cum."
"Woof♡ Woof♡♡♡"
*SPUUUUUUUURT!!!!!!*
I pumped thick ropes of hot cum deep into her ass.
"…W-Wauuuu♡♡♡♡♡"
With a face that made even the word "bitch" feel too mild — a completely animalistic expression — Valante-san came hard.
Then—
*Schlorp!*
When I pulled out, a huge amount of cum poured from her gaping hole.
"Wan… wan♡♡♡"
She scooped up the overflowing semen with her fingers and happily licked it clean.
"Wauuuu♡♡♡"
Even though she had violated the greatest elf taboo, Valante-san was smiling with pure happiness.
After Valante-san finished licking up every drop like a good dog
I grabbed the collar around her neck and yanked her forward until she was on all fours.
"Stay like that, you taboo-breaking elf bitch."
"Woof♡♡♡"
I slapped her ass hard, the sound echoing through the room.
*SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*
"Tell me what you are now."
"I'm… I'm a proud elf who threw away everything for cock♡♡♡ A royal guard reduced to a woof-woof bitch in heat♡♡♡ Slap me harder, choke me while you fuck my ass♡♡♡"
I wrapped one hand around her throat from behind and squeezed firmly while I lined my cock up with her already cum-slick asshole.
"You're wearing dog ears and fur, nipples pierced, pussy and ass on full display. Say how much you love breaking your own people's greatest taboo."
"I love it♡♡♡ I love being the lowest elf who gets off on acting like a dog for human cock♡♡♡ Choke me until my vision goes white, slap my tits, make me bark while you ruin my holes♡♡♡"
*THWAP!*
I slammed into her ass in one brutal thrust.
Her loose, well-trained hole swallowed me easily, gripping me like a velvet vice.
"Woof♡♡♡ Woof♡♡♡"
Every time I bottomed out, I gave her a sharp slap on the ass or her hanging breasts.
*SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!*
"Beg for my cum like the pathetic dog you are."
"Please♡♡♡ Fill your elf bitch's ass with thick human cum♡♡♡ Breed my guts while I wear these shameful dog ears♡♡♡ I want to feel it leaking out when I walk tomorrow♡♡♡"
I tightened my grip on her throat and pounded her even harder, the wet *schlick schlick* sounds mixing with her desperate barks.
"You used to be so elegant and proud. Now you're lifting your leg and pissing yourself while I fuck you. How does that feel?"
"It feels so good♡♡♡ Being degraded like this makes me cum harder than anything♡♡♡ I'm no longer an elf, just Master's personal dog cumdump♡♡♡ Slap my face, call me a worthless bitch, I'm cumming already♡♡♡"
I gave her cheek a couple of light, stinging slaps while choking her harder.
*SLAP! SLAP!*
Her whole body convulsed.
"I'm cumming♡♡♡ I'm cumming from my ass while wearing dog ears and breaking every taboo♡♡♡ My mind is melting♡♡♡"
I kept railing her through her orgasm, then pulled out, flipped her onto her back, and shoved my cock — straight from her ass — into her mouth.
"Clean it, dog. Taste your own ass and thank me."
"Mmmph♡♡♡ Woof♡♡♡ Thank you for letting your bitch taste her own dirty hole♡♡♡"
While she sucked greedily, I slapped her pierced nipples and choked her throat again.
We continued for hours.
I fucked her in every degrading position imaginable — making her crawl around the room on all fours while I took her from behind, choking her, spanking her, forcing her to bark and beg between orgasms.
Every time I came, I made her thank me properly.
"Thank you for cumming inside your taboo-breaking elf dog♡♡♡ Please use me more, ruin me completely♡♡♡"
By the time we finally stopped, Valante-san was a complete mess.
Dog ears crooked, fur outfit disheveled, nipples red and pierced, body covered in handprints, cum leaking from both holes, face smeared with drool and semen.
She looked up at me with pure, blissful, animalistic devotion and whispered hoarsely,
"…Woof♡♡♡ Thank you for the wonderful gift, Master♡♡♡ This bitch is so happy…"
Even though she had trampled the greatest taboo of her people, Valante-san had never looked more satisfied.
I stroked her head gently between the dog ears.
"Good girl."
She nuzzled into my hand with a soft, contented "Kuuun♡♡♡"
A perfect gift for the woman who always protected me.