THE CHARACTERS HAVE FILED A MISSING PERSON REPORT
Author (DaoistsLimrD): HELLOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL READERS!!! 💜😭
Allison: …
Lucian: …
Simone: …
Theo: …
Roman: …
Author: Why is everybody staring at me?
Simone: Oh, NOW you know how to communicate?
Theo: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE AUTHOR HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEAD!
Author: I WAS SICK! 😭
Allison: Girl, we know! But you disappeared so long I almost finished my accounting certification!
Roman: I learned how to cook, started dating Elena, attended pottery classes, and made a planter.
Elena: A very crooked planter.
Roman: That's irrelevant.
Theo: I thought the author abandoned us. I started looking for another WebNovel to work in.
Simone: Nobody would hire you.
Theo: I'm literally comic relief. I'm essential personnel.
Lucian: You could have told us you weren't feeling well.
Author: LUCIAN, BABY, YOU'RE FICTIONAL. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU?!
Lucian: You write my dialogue. I'm sure you could have arranged something.
