Ding. Mission complete: Side Quest — Declaration of Independence
Objective: In front of at least ten horse girls, take off the Doctor's Coat, raise both hands, and loudly shout, "I'm handsome as hell!"
Reward: Doctor's Coat duration extended by one month.
…
"Okay! No problems here!"
Having finished his evil deed, irrational Tang Han pulled his hood back on and fled the scene at top speed, leaving behind a crowd of dumbstruck horse girls.
Who… was that?
The same question appeared in all of their minds at once.
At the exact moment they saw the mysterious young man's face, every horse girl's gaze locked onto him, unable to move away by even the slightest degree.
Today, they had seen the most captivating man in the world.
If someone asked them to describe exactly what made him so handsome, the witnesses would only stammer and say:
It wasn't a matter of whether he was handsome or not. It was more like…
He was like the warm sun in winter, like the kind older brother next door who cared for you in every possible way. You felt no resistance toward him at all. On the contrary, the closer you got to him, the more at ease you felt.
In front of him, all the scenery around him paled into insignificance. Even the noble statues of the Three Goddesses could only serve as his backdrop.
Countless thoughts sprang into their minds—his identity, his name, his hobbies, whether he was single, where he lived…
And in the end, all those thoughts converged into a single desire:
Get him. Ravage him. Horse-girl jump him.
But by the time they came back to their senses, the mysterious man had already disappeared.
Still, his face had already taken root in their hearts, becoming an indelible part of their memories.
After that, in order to see again the mysterious man who had suddenly appeared before the Three Goddess statues, some horse girls stood vigil there day and night, some hired private detectives to search for him, and some trained with all their might, hoping the Three Goddesses would one day grant him to them as a reward for their efforts.
Want the mysterious man? Go find him! All the treasures of the world are there!
And thus, Tracen Academy entered its Great Age of Exploration.
"Hoh. A mysterious man? Interesting. This request—Gold Ship-sama accepts it."
…
Back to the present.
The mysterious man himself—Tang Han—had already run far, far away.
"So boring! I wanna do bad things! I wanna do bad things!"
Irrational Tang Han staggered drunkenly along Tracen's main avenue, thinking about what evil act he should commit next.
Then he spotted a trash can by the roadside.
"Hehehe… I'm gonna ruin this trash can!"
With an evil grin, irrational Tang Han charged over, picked up all the litter scattered nearby, and stuffed every last bit of it into the trash can until it was completely full.
"Gotta run, gotta run~"
Having completed another wicked crime, irrational Tang Han fled the scene at once.
A little while later, one of the horse girls assigned to clean the academy that day came back carrying her tools. Looking at the now spotless avenue, she tilted her head in confusion.
"Huh?"
Irrational Tang Han's next stop was the school building.
A place the sober Tang Han never dared to enter—irrational Tang Han strode right in without hesitation.
Why?
Because this was freedom!
No one could restrain him—not even fear!
After entering a classroom, Tang Han discovered a bucket of water sitting on the floor.
"Hehehe… I'm gonna waste water!"
With a wicked laugh, irrational Tang Han rushed into the supply closet, grabbed a mop, and in just a few strokes mopped the entire classroom floor until it gleamed.
"Heehee gotta run, gotta run"
Once again, irrational Tang Han fled the crime scene at top speed.
A little later, the same horse girl whose cleaning work Tang Han had already stolen returned after checking that the trash-can area was spotless, intending to mop the classroom.
But the moment she entered and saw the floor polished so clean it shone like a mirror, she felt dizzy.
"Eh?! Eh?! Eh?!"
Irrational Tang Han's third stop was the cafeteria.
It was nearly lunchtime, and horse girls had already begun to trickle in for their meals.
"Hehehe… I'm gonna force liquids into your stomachs!"
Standing on a table, irrational Tang Han pulled out his big treasure and aimed it at the dining horse girls.
And just like that, one cup after another of S-rank honey energy drink appeared in front of them.
"Wahoooo—"
Then irrational Tang Han vanished again at lightning speed.
"Huh? What's this?"
"Is this honey energy drink? When did it appear here?"
"It's so good~"
"Tama, I'm starving…"
"Ogre Cap! Don't drink my share too!"
…
The horse girl whose cleaning duties irrational Tang Han had stolen was named Meisho Doto, a fluffy, sheep-like beauty.
Soft, airy hair, lips curved like a little sheep's, a meek and gentle personality—and above all, the two enormous, overwhelming wonders straining against the front of her sweater made one want nothing more than to fall asleep in her lap.
Though not as severe as Rice Shower's case, Meisho Doto was another unlucky child.
Not only did she always place second in races, she also constantly bumped into things and knocked things over in daily life. Sometimes even the tasty lunch she brought with her would get snatched away by birds.
For her, being on cleaning duty was an exhausting ordeal—not because she was bad at cleaning, but because every single time she was on the verge of finishing, something would go wrong and ruin all the work she had already done.
But today, as if the Three Goddesses themselves had smiled upon her, every bit of her assigned cleaning had been perfectly completed by some mysterious person.
It made Meisho Doto unable to resist sighing:
"So lucky…"
"Pffft!"
At that moment, a gloomy, semi-transparent woman above her head spat out a mouthful of blood.
A bit of trivia: in this world, if a person is frequently unlucky, then they are absolutely being possessed by a split body of the God of Misfortune.
And the one attached to Meisho Doto was Split Body No. 514 of the God of Misfortune—the powerful split body personally ordered by the original to challenge Tang Han today.
A body that should have been powerful…
Luck had been right. As soon as Tang Han consumed alcohol, he devolved from a hyper-rational genius into a simple-minded fool. That was when he was at his most vulnerable.
So the day Tang Han got drunk was the very day Split Body No. 514 of Misfortune launched her duel!
But even drunk, Tang Han was still a terrifying opponent. Knowing the God of Misfortune was coming after him—or so Split Body No. 514 believed—he had secretly gone around the academy doing good deeds, raising the density of lucky energy everywhere and thereby weakening her power!
He was so awful.
She liked him so much.
"Pffft!"
Split Body No. 514 coughed up another mouthful of blood, her eyes blazing with fighting spirit.
Once she caught him, he'd be in for it!
Right then, a black-clad figure happened to walk past Meisho Doto.
"Doing bad things doing bad things"
Irrational Tang Han bounced along the path, happily thinking about what other evil acts he could commit next.
"Found you!"
Split Body No. 514 shouted excitedly.
A duel!
But with the tiny amount of power she currently had, the most she could do was make Tang Han sneeze. That was nowhere near enough to defeat a drunk Tang Han.
She needed greater power!
So Split Body No. 514 raised both hands to the sky and cried out:
"My split bodies scattered all across the world—lend me your misfortune power!"
All around the globe, the other split bodies of Misfortune heard No. 514's call and raised their hands as well.
"Go, Number 514!"
"That's it! Throw hands with him!"
"Now that's what a God of Misfortune should look like!"
"JOJO! This is my final Ripple! Please take it!"
Tiny specks of purple energy appeared in their hands, rose into the sky, and gathered into a single sphere.
All the misfortune in the world converged together, transforming into an immense force that flowed into Split Body No. 514.
Her strength grew geometrically, reaching a whole new form!
God of Misfortune: Over Heaven!
Also known as the God of Misfortune [Super]!
"Now then! My most acknowledged rival! Let our duel begin!"
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