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Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: Drunk Tang Han Starts Doing Very, Very Bad Things

"Big Brother?!"

When Tang Han suddenly collapsed flat onto the ground, Rice Shower panicked at once.

"Why did Big Brother suddenly faint?!"

In a fluster, she crouched beside him and reached out, wanting to check on his condition.

But before her hand could touch him, Tang Han grabbed it first.

"Hic…"

Tang Han swayed as he sat up unsteadily, his mind muddled, warily sizing up the horse girl in front of him who had tried to touch him.

"Oh… it's Rice Shower…"

The moment he realized it was her, Tang Han relaxed, let go of her hand, and flopped back down again.

"Huh?"

Rice Shower was stunned.

Big Brother was amazing. As expected of a ninja—even while unconscious, he could still sense someone trying to touch him and react.

"Big Brother, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, I'm fine… I feel… totally karikari now… hic…"

Tang Han waved a hand drunkenly, clearly out of it.

Watching his current state, Rice Shower suddenly realized something.

Right now, Big Brother was dizzy, his words had turned soft and bubbly, and his thoughts seemed a little scrambled. He looked very much like those trainers who got drunk after being forced to drink by senior horse girls.

And just now, Big Brother had eaten one of the liquor-filled chocolates she had given him…

So Big Brother had most likely become like this because of the alcohol!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Rice didn't mean to!"

Rice Shower was instantly overcome with guilt.

She had never imagined Tang Han could get drunk so easily. Just the alcohol in a single liquor-filled chocolate had been enough to knock him flat. If she had known, she never would have given him that prize she'd won from the lucky drawing.

It was all Rice Shower's fault! She had wanted to make Big Brother happy, and instead she had made him like this!

"The infirmary! Right, the infirmary!"

Rice Shower suddenly thought of a solution.

Whenever the trainers of senior horse girls got drunk and collapsed, they were always sent to the infirmary.

"Big Brother, I'll take you there."

She had just reached out, intending to carry him, when Tang Han—who normally kept his distance from her on purpose—suddenly pulled her into his arms.

Tang Han hugged the small Rice Shower tightly, their bodies pressed close together.

"Eh?! Big Brother?!"

Startled by his actions, Rice Shower stared at him blankly, cheeks flushing red, but did not resist.

If she had wanted to resist, with a horse girl's strength vastly beyond that of a human, she could have broken free from Tang Han's embrace with ease and kicked him flying more than ten meters away.

But this was Big Brother…

If it was Big Brother, then no matter what he did to her, Rice Shower could bear it…

It was only a hug. Rice Shower would never resist that.

But did Tang Han's actions stop there?

No.

Because how could a completely irrational Big Brother-type, his mind numbed by alcohol, possibly be satisfied with merely hugging Rice Shower?

Tang Han was about to do things he would never dare do while sober.

Very, very bad things.

With his reason gone, Tang Han rubbed her hair while nuzzling his cheek against hers.

"There, there, there—"

Mindless Tang Han fussed over Rice Shower like he was petting a cat.

"Hehe… Rice Shower is so nice and soft and smells so good… I like her so much…"

Of course, even in this irrational state, Tang Han's thoughts were still pure. This was nothing more than the affection of a big-brother type doting on the little sister he treasured most.

"Mm…"

Rice Shower blushed scarlet.

Normally Big Brother always kept his distance from everyone, but now that he was drunk, he had become so close…

Drunk Big Brother was so cute.

And being stroked by Big Brother… didn't actually feel bad.

In fact…

It was kind of comfortable…

Then irrational Tang Han's wicked little hand pinched one of Rice Shower's horse ears.

"Rice Shower's ears are so big and squishy~"

"Ah!"

A jolt of tingling sensation ran from the top of her head all the way to her toes, and Rice Shower's expression nearly broke on the spot.

"Big Brother… please don't touch there…"

Horse ears and tails had always been the most sensitive parts of a horse girl, far more reactive than any other area.

That was why Rice Shower normally took great care not to let anyone touch her ears or tail. If either of those places were touched, not only would it trouble the other person, but she herself would start feeling strange desires.

But if Big Brother wanted to touch them, Rice Shower could endure it…

"Mmm…"

She shut her eyes tight, struggling desperately to suppress the strange urges welling up in her heart.

But then irrational Tang Han's hand moved to the base of her tail.

"Rice Shower's tail is so smooth… so nice to pet~"

"Mmph!"

Her whole face turned red in an instant, like a kettle about to boil over, white steam practically rising from her head.

She was reaching her limit!

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

Rice Shower finally broke free from irrational Tang Han's embrace and fled at the fastest speed of her life.

If Big Brother kept touching her like that, she felt she might awaken some very strange tendencies.

The kind of tendencies that would be very, very bad for Big Brother!

So, in order not to hurt him, Rice Shower chose to run away.

"Rice Shower! Rice Shower!"

When she fled, irrational Tang Han froze for a second, then stumbled after her.

"Rice Shower, don't go! How can I live without you?!"

But how could a human possibly outrun a horse girl—especially while drunk?

So before long, irrational Tang Han lost sight of her.

"No—!"

He dropped to his knees on the ground and wailed toward the sky.

"Rice Shower! My Rice Shower! Why… why did you leave me!"

By now, irrational Tang Han had chased her all the way to the plaza of the Three Goddess statues in the academy.

There were many horse girls around the statues. Every day, girls came here to pray to the Three Goddesses, hoping to receive their blessing before a race.

And today, for some reason, they suddenly heard a strange voice—neither clearly male nor female, sounding full of misery.

"I'm in so much pain! I'm gonna go dark!"

But because Tang Han was sprawled on the ground, and because the Doctor's Coat still concealed him, the horse girls couldn't see him yet. They only knew the direction the voice was coming from.

What in the world?

Or could it be…

The Three Goddesses themselves had manifested?!

"Waaaah…"

The disappointment of not getting to pet Rice Shower, together with the pent-up frustration of being toyed with by the Babar System for days and constantly having to hide himself, caused irrational Tang Han to completely snap.

"Why do I have to suffer through all this?!"

"Freedom! I want freedom!"

Consumed by frustration, irrational Tang Han decided he was going to do something very, very bad—to take revenge on the world!

He glanced at the Three Goddess statues beside him and suddenly came up with a brilliant idea.

"Hehe~"

Just as the horse girls around the statues were still wondering where the voice was coming from, irrational Tang Han crawled right up onto the base of the statue, raised both hands high, and called out to the horse girls passing by.

"All eyes on me! Look at me, look at me!"

"I've got an announcement~"

Then irrational Tang Han yanked his hood back in one motion and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"I'm handsome as hell!"

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