GA: Chapter 72: Benevolent Father, Filial Child—Old Man, Care to Dance?
Although the events unfolded differently from the original story—the two giant stone statues weren't destroyed by Golza but instead were collected by Da Gu into the chat group—the ending was more or less the same. After transforming into Tiga, Da Gu one-on-two'd the monsters, absolutely slaughtering them.
Even the finishing move was precise: he only destroyed their heads with a beam and then collected the bodies as well.
Just from two Ultraman statues and the monsters' corpses, Da Gu instantly earned 200,000 points, skyrocketing to become the richest member in the chat group.
The best part? This was sustainable. There were plenty of monsters in the Tiga world for future farming.
Unfortunately, Da Gu's luck wasn't great—he spent half his points and got nothing worthwhile.
Turning Da Gu into Soup: "I don't know why, but I feel like someone's muttering about me."
Ordinary Group Leader: "You're imagining things."
Ordinary Group Leader: "But man, it's been so boring lately. No new members have joined the chat group."
Ordinary Group Leader: "It's been months on my end. Why hasn't anyone invited new members yet?"
Child of Nature: "These things are random. Usually, the group leader is the first to know when someone new joins."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Yeah, but this chat group isn't normal—it's too… exceptional."
Ordinary Group Leader: "It's basically useless!"
Worst Spirit: "??? Aren't you worried about getting muted?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Please, do you think Su Yunqing fears that?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "If it can bring in two new members right now, forget getting muted—I'd even call it my dad."
Ding! "Luck wave detected."
Ding! "Member [Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man] has joined the chat group."
Ordinary Group Leader: "???"
Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Everyone, it's party time!"
Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Celebrate—the group leader just gained a dad!"
Be My Son: "Although the group leader doesn't want to be my daughter, I have no objections if it's within the chat group. Kurarara~"
Worst Spirit: "Congratulations, congrats!"
Golden Flash: "The group leader is similar to me. I'm about to become a father, you're adopting one."
Dongfang Bubai: "Pfft."
Just Like That Meow: "Unimaginable, meow."
Ordinary Group Leader: "What the hell!"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Are you targeting me? Seriously?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "I just said one word and suddenly a new member appears—and only one!"
Ordinary Group Leader: "You expect me to believe this was a coincidence?!"
If it weren't for her saying 'call me dad,' she would have done a headstand just to wash her hair.
Ding! "No violations detected. New member's joining was purely coincidental."
Ding! "Please do not slander the chat group."
Ding! "Leader, detected guarantee language. Execute immediately. Maintain integrity."
The chat group's voice rang in everyone's ears, but the content…
Ordinary Group Leader: "???"
Ordinary Group Leader: "You do something like this and then tell me to maintain integrity?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Couldn't you have invited two more?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "I, Su Yunqing, am not someone who goes back on my word, but next time, make sure to invite at least two new members, Dad."
Child of Nature: "."
Worst Spirit: "I thought there'd be a fight."
Turning Da Gu into Soup: "Me too… but I misjudged the group leader."
Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Hearing that 'dad'—I'm convinced. No wonder she's the group leader."
Himouto Umaru: "Accurately speaking, the chat group and the leader share the same personality. Perfect compatibility."
Uchiha Dance King: "True enough."
Electromaster: "Doesn't anyone care about the new member's name?"
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man?
What kind of name is that? Seriously… a chat name like this?
Himouto Umaru: "Actually, it's not bad. Way better than my first random name fiasco."
Electromaster: "Can't deny that."
Ordinary Group Leader: "There's no way to guess a name like this. So many anime have 'benevolent father, filial child' scenes…"
Ordinary Group Leader: "Like Taro and Taiga, Geed and Belial, Red Dad and Ko Wataru. Impossible to guess?"
Ordinary Group Leader: "@Child of Nature, can you guess?"
Child of Nature: "You think I could? Even Whitebeard could count as a benevolent father…"
Of course, Bai Xuan couldn't guess either. There were just too many famous father-and-child moments in anime.
Still, this name had something behind it.
Be My Son: "???"
Be My Son: "Unexpected… can't argue with that."
No matter which version of 'benevolent father, filial child' it referred to, it fit.
Teach and his filial bond, Ace and his… all counted.
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "A chat group spanning all worlds?"
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Hah, there's no way I'd believe something like that."
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "And this name—what a terrible name!"
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Seems I've been asleep too long. I must be hallucinating."
Worst Spirit: "Not at all."
Worst Spirit: "I don't know what world you're from, but if you don't believe it, check the chat group's memory copy. You can treat it like history from another world."
Worst Spirit: "If this were a hallucination, no one could have imagined so many fantasy worlds."
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Worst Spirit?"
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Daring to call yourself the worst—interesting."
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Elf… some unknown race?"
Worst Spirit: "Ahaha, seems like praise, but I'm not a natural elf. I was originally human, transformed later."
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Human?!"
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Now I know for sure this isn't a hallucination."
Ordinary Group Leader: "Why?"
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "Because in my hallucinations, humans never speak to me as equals."
Benevolent Father, Filial Child, Old Man: "They would kneel before me, speaking respectfully."
Himouto Umaru: "???"
Ordinary Group Leader: "???"
Electromaster: "???"
Uchiha Dance King: "Bold words, indeed."
Uchiha Dance King: "Old man… care to dance?"
Be My Son: "Kurarara~ That's some impressive talk."
Be My Son: "Hope your strength lives up to it."