"Yamcha, are you alright?" asks a familiar voice.
I open my eyes and see a blue cat floating; if this isn't a crazy dream, I'm looking at Puar from the Dragon Ball franchise.
"Yamcha, what's wrong?" Puar asked, scratching his head with his paw.
Okay, this isn't a crazy dream, I'm the unluckiest character in Dragon Ball, the eternal meme, the one nobody takes seriously, now I'm that guy.
"Has your fever gone down, Yamcha?" Puar asked, already starting to get worried.
Okay, at least I have him as a pet and a friend, I don't have to worry him.
"I'm fine, the fever has gone down." I replied to Puar.
So I think it's best to know which timeline I'm in; an answer could change everything.
"Puar, did Goku kill Mecha Frieza and King Cold, or was it another Saiyan?" I asked Puar.
Puar looked incredulous; it seemed like a very obvious truth, and somehow I hadn't remembered it.
"The fever was really intense; it wasn't Goku who defeated Frieza and King Cold, it was a young Saiyan from the future." Puar replied incredulously.
Phew! I'm not in the original timeline, so I must be somewhere between the Frieza Saga and the Cell Saga.
Puar then replied, still incredulously.
"Today is October 3, 766, in case you've forgotten. Two days ago, Bulma's son turned two months old." Puar replied.
I have a little over eight months to avoid embarrassing myself again; I hope no one has made any wishes to Shenron this year.
As for Bulma, I should move on with my life and not dwell on it like Yamcha did in the canonical timeline. She married Vegeta and will stay with him until the end of her life.
Puar cleared his throat and asked me a question.
"Goku asked if you were training and if you wanted to join Gohan and Piccolo in their training. Are you going to join them?" Puar asked.
Well, whatever training Yamcha went through, it wasn't very efficient, and I'll definitely agree to do the training with them.
"I'll train with them, it should be useful." I replied to Puar.
Puar was impressed, as if something was wrong.
"Are you going to train with them? Are you sure you're ready?" Puar asked.
Then I got out of bed and said to Puar.
"I'm not fully recovered yet, but I'll be training with them next week." I told Puar.
I looked around the room and saw that it was something simple; Yamcha probably didn't manage his money well. Considering what he should be earning in Wolf Titans, he should have a slightly more luxurious apartment.
Well, that doesn't matter, I'm just going after the most essential desire of all, so I don't become useless.
"Puar, call Bulma, I'll need the Dragon Radar for a wish I have in mind." I ordered Puar.
Puar nodded and went to call Bulma on the phone; this was the first big step towards achieving his long-awaited wish of becoming a Saiyan.