"Mom, it's not like I don't have women interested in me. I'm not in a hurry, so what's the rush?"
"It's because you're not in a hurry that I am! If you don't bring someone home soon, don't blame me for finding someone for you!" Sharon Ennis issued her final ultimatum.
"I have no objection to that, but you should ask Dad first. See if he'll agree to letting me break off my engagement with Joanne Donovan first!"
Sharon Ennis sighed. "...Your dad's a traditionalist. If it were possible to break it off, would I even need to be nagging you?!"
"What, what's wrong with Joanne Donovan?"
"She looks fine on the surface, but her personality doesn't mesh with yours. You two aren't a good match."
"Oh, so someone finally understands me. In that case, Mom, who do you think I *would* be a good match with?"
"...I don't know who, but you'd better find a partner, and fast! If you're not married by the end of this year, don't you dare call me 'Mom' anymore!"
