Mood: Maybe I need to join a convent.
Current Status: Applying a "Stupidity Tax" to all expense reports.
09:00 AM: I walked into the lobby to find the glass doors shattered. Again. Apparently, a "fated pair" met at the revolving entrance and the sheer "magnetic pull" caused a structural failure.
09:15 AM: I called the glazier. He has me on speed dial now. I asked for discount.
11:30 AM: Mr. Kim is currently moping because his "rival" Alpha bought the same model of private jet. He is questioning his sense of style. He should focus on the Q3 projections instead.
02:00 PM: He gave me a $1,500 "discretionary bonus" to buy a cologne he thinks his love interest will like. I bought him a bottle of $50 designer spray and put the remaining $1,450 into my high-yield savings account.
Note to self: Honesty is a policy; arbitrage is a lifestyle.