Everywan look at my story lol its gona be grate!!
Sato Tora was walking then a truck came but maybe it was a bus? Or he hit his head on the floor lol. The doctors said "oh no his brain is broken he is gona die" but Tora didnt care because he was going to another world!!!!
In the dark tunnel he said "EporaGX pls delet my browser history lol" and then he saw light.
When he opened his eyes again he was in some office!
The goddess, whose name was Clara, was sitting at a desk piled high with papers, looking as if she hadn't slept in a hundred years.
Round glasses were sliding down to the tip of her nose, long blonde hair was in a messy bun, fluffy slippers on her feet. (A/N: The floor must be icy lol)
"Sato Tora?" She turned over another piece of paper, yawned and reached for a huge tome.
"A Tyrant huh. As a future tyrant, you are entitled to a castle, an army, and subjects. Lets find something suitable…"
She began flipping through the book, muttering under her breath, "This land is already occupied, there is war, and there are dragons… Ah, here is a suitable estate. The castle is quite sturdy, and the army... Well, it is only about 200 people, but at least something. Lets sign it..."
She looked up.
The chair in front of her desk was empty.
BACK TO THE STORY LOL
Tora got bored of the talky lady and he just left!!!! He was too fast for her lol whooooosh.
Now he was at a dacha. It was a crappy house with a hole in the roof and it smelled like chicken poop and dirt. Tora was on a old sofa and he had his gym bag and a bamboo sword thingy.
"What is this trashy dacha?" Tora said.
Suddenly a green guy came out of the floor!! It was a goblin lol.
Goblino: "Hello king i am Vekkio i am your frikin slave lol. You are late for the house."
Tora: "This house is bad. The roof is broken its futily to live here." (A/N: i know i spelled it right lol lol)
Vekkio laughed: "Its a dark lord house!! It has a cellar and a fence and some chickens. Look at the chickens they are your army."
Tora went outside. There was a donkey who was sad and three chickens.
Red chicken: "BAWK!!" (she was angry lol)
Black chicken: "..." (she was edgy)
White chicken: (she was smart)
Tora looked at them. He was a master of gym so he knew they were strong.
"Okay you are my team now. We will train and kill everywan."
Then a voice in his head went DING!!
[TYRANT HEART ON!! YOU ARE THE BOSS WHOOOOSH]
Tora smiled because he was so strong and cool. The chickens were scared (they not).
END OF CHAPTER 1 GUYS PLS COMMENT A LOT!!!