The calm didn't last long.
It never really did.
Takeru sat up from his pizza throne like he had just remembered something important.
Crunch.
He swallowed.
"…Alright."
A pause.
"Offer bad."
Utahime immediately narrowed her eyes.
"…You're cancelling your own bribe?"
Takeru waved a hand.
"…Refining it."
Then he pointed casually across the room.
"Geto and Hakari though…"
Both of them paused.
Geto slowly looked up.
"…Why do I feel like I'm about to regret this."
Hakari already looked interested.
"…I'm listening."
Takeru leaned back.
"Buy whatever you want—"
A beat.
"Or just add it to cart."
He casually pulled out his phone.
Then tossed it across the room.
Geto caught it mid-air without even flinching.
"…You're giving me your phone."
"Correct."
Hakari leaned forward immediately.
"…What's the catch?"
Takeru shrugged.
"No catch."
A pause.
"Just an hour."
Silence.
Yuji blinked.
"…That sounds like a terrible idea."
Megumi frowned.
"…That is objectively a terrible idea."
Nobara leaned in slightly.
"…But also kind of tempting?"
Kirara immediately turned to Hakari.
"…Do not go insane with it."
Hakari grinned.
"…Too late."
Geto looked down at the phone.
Then slowly unlocked it.
"…There are no restrictions."
Takeru nodded.
"…Correct."
Geto paused.
"…No budget warning?"
"Correct."
"…No purchase limits?"
"Correct."
Hakari laughed.
"…This is the worst possible combination of words."
Yuji pointed.
"…WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS."
Takeru shrugged.
"Reward system."
A pause.
"You survived the forest."
Megumi rubbed his forehead.
"…That doesn't justify economic collapse."
Geto handed the phone slightly toward Hakari.
"…We are not responsible for consequences."
Hakari immediately grabbed it.
"…Oh I'm responsible."
Kirara sighed deeply.
"…We're doomed."
Utahime stared at the entire scene in disbelief.
"…This is how civilization ends."
Gojo leaned back, entertained.
"…I kinda respect the trust."
Geto glanced at Takeru.
"…One hour?"
Takeru nodded.
"One hour."
A pause.
"Go wild."
Hakari cracked his knuckles.
"…This is going to be legendary."
And just like that—
the room shifted from post-pizza calm…
to high-level financial chaos waiting to happen.