Soon enough I brought Loona to the shop and explained what it was and what you had to do when working here.
Anything could be bought and sold but only truly valuable things will be worth something, but if someone wants to sell their underwear to you then take it but it won't be worth much even if they are famous here in hell.
*Smash cuts to that one guy who will buy panties from anywhere across the multiverse to clone his own harem of women*
There's exceptions but those are rare thus no need for that though if someone really argues what they are trying to sell is worth more then put it up for auction and see if someone across the multiverse will be willing to buy it for more credits and if so you'd get more credits for them to spend which equals even more money.
After that I brought her to the back room area and let her take a room for her to live in from now on before heading on off.
"Getting all these employees, I probably need to get the chef soon, best to just summon one up instead of going to a different universe to hunt one down." I say to myself before disappearing once again.
Soon enough I found myself out in the swampy bayous of the Greed Ring far the hell away from the gang ridden cities at what appeared to be a dive bar of sorts as I found who I was looking for, Millie who was currently trying to drink her troubles away while she waits for the next job to come her way.
I decided just to take on Ulberts form again this time because why not as I appeared on the outer edge of the swamp all while I walked across the rickety bridge leading to the bar.
There was a tough looking shark demon standing outside smoking a cigarette, "Oh? Well what do we have here? Some fresh meat wandering all the way out here huh?" He said to me with a sharp toothed grin as I came up to the door.
But hearing that made me stop as I looked at him for a second before I smacked my forehead, "Oh right! I nearly forgot what kind of place this is…."
*CRASH!*
Suddenly glass goes flying everywhere while the burly Shark Demon was soon enough tossed through the window by me as I walk on inside.
"Son of a bitch! You just ruined my game!" Suddenly another snake like demon shouted out as the guy who was sent flying through the window crushed a pool table pissing off even more people inside the bar.
And that's when all hell broke loose, the snake guy came swinging at me with a pool cue which I easily dodged under as it slammed into the wall and broke in half from the force alone.
This turned the cue into a sharp spear that I easily grabbed onto and kicked the guy in the stomach before wrenching it out of his hands as I grabbed his skull and spearing him through the brain.
Before he could fall over a guy was already on me with a knife swinging it at me to which I dodged with how unprofessional he was with his swings entirely that it was getting pretty bored.
So I lifted my legs slightly before kicking him hard straight into the balls making him keel over in pain, but before I could finish him the guy I threw inside earlier had gotten back up before wrapping his arms around me from behind in a massive bear hug.
But because of his height being taller than me he seemed to forget where Ulbert's horns were as I tilted my head to the side before leaning back and turning my head rapidly in order to slit the guys throat.
This made him let go before I used my knife like claws to gouge out his stomach allowing his intestines to flow out onto the floor.
I then swung my hand behind me at that guy who I kicked in his crotch to cut off his head as well before I heard several audible clicking sounds.
I looked around to see that seven out of the eight still living patrons had all drawn out some form of revolver aimed at me with even the bartender holding a double barrel shotgun aimed at me.
"Oh, I really think it's for the best you don't aim you guns at me." I said to all of them only noticing Millie not pull out a gun aimed at me which I could take as either her wits or her instincts telling her not to outright attack me, at least not yet when there is no profit to be made.
"And why shouldn't we when you came and wrecked my bar?" The bartender asked me as the patrons surrounded me with their guns aimed at me.
[Kings Command] I muttered to myself which easily took silent hold over everyone pointing their guns at me.
"Well you see…." I say to which I make a finger gun with my hand before playing it up against my head.
Suddenly everyone couldnt control their hands as they pointed their guns at their own heads or put the barrel of the gun in their mouths like the bartender who all stared at me in fear.
"…. They all Die." I say before making the banging motion with my hands and-
*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BOOM!*
Blood splattered everywhere as everyone in the bar all but took their own lives against their will making me step over the corpses and behind the bar before kicking away the headless corpse of the bartender.
*Snap*
With a snap of my fingers all the blood behind the bar was gone along with the blood on the various bottles of liquor behind me to which I grabbed and placed before her.
Seeing this she didn't say anything before popping the top off and taking a massive swig out from it as she looked up at me, "You know now I'm gonna have to find a new place for intel on assassination contracts since you killed everyone here." She said to me which she wasn't to happy about.
"Well sorry about that, then again I don't think you get paid well for the work you do, being an Imp and all that." I say to her only for her eyes to glow in anger as she grits her teeth at me while holding her bottle tightly.
I just raise my hands in defense, "Nothing personal it's just the way things always have been for Imps down here in Hell, at least you don't have it as bad as Hellhounds who get sucked into the Hellhound trafficking ring if they aren't in Gluttony." I say to her which calms her down a bit.
"Not only that but I wouldn't be surprised the contracts don't pay well for you in the first place just because your an Imp, especially since your a Wrathian Imp at that." I say to which she looks at me fiercely.
"And how the hell do you even know that?" She asked me to which I shrugged at her.
"The accent is a dead giveaway, only the hicks of Wrath have an accent like yours, and cause of that you've probably been screwed over by clients more times than you can count since starting this job havent you?" Which makes her both pissed and depressed at that.
If Imps have it bad then the Imps of Wrath have it worse outside their ring as they are all considered the dumbass hillbilly's of Hell for a reason and it's not a wrong assumption for them to have because of how simple minded they are down there.
"But you didn't want to live that life on the farm and decided to try making it elsewhere but you've been burned over and over again that it has left you bitter to it all." I say to her as my form shifts and changes before returning to my original looks.
"Let me guess, the best contract you got was probably only a few grand tops and now your living in some dingy motel out of the ass end of nowhere trying to figure out what job can I take next to pay for my living situation." I say which makes her flinch with how accurate it was for her.
"But hey I do love an underdog story, so I'm here to make the deal of a life time for you and it all depends on if you want to take up the job for me." I say before a workers contract appears in my hand that lists out what her job will be.
She read it throughly and carefully until her eyes widened at what she would be getting paid daily by me in credits before being changed over to dollars.
"So? Want a better life for yourself and your family? Then join me." I say as I summon up a pen into my hand and held it out to her.
Seeing this she no longer had any second thoughts before taking the pen and signing off on her workers contract as we shook our hands on it.
With that said we soon returned to the shop once more, now with the new employees gained all that was left was to hire up a new chef and the crew will be set for the time being.
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