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Chapter 76 - Chapter 76: Too Many Visitors on Set

Raphael only learned later that Depp landing the role had been a whole saga.

The studio had originally eyed Jim Carrey, Michael Keaton, and Christopher Walken. Bruckheimer himself admitted he'd pushed for Hugh Jackman because "Jackman" sounded perfect for a pirate captain.

Then Depp showed up and flipped the entire concept on its head. He modeled Jack Sparrow after Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and created the version everyone now knows.

Disney execs nearly had a heart attack. One of the on-set "minders" didn't even try to hide it—he straight-up told Raphael the movie was doomed.

But Jerry Bruckheimer held the line and let Depp cook.

Shooting went smoothly.

Raphael and Depp didn't share many scenes, but every time they worked together it was pure fun.

Depp was a full-on chaos gremlin on set—harmless pranks, ridiculous voices, the works.

One afternoon while Raphael was chilling between takes, Depp wandered over looking dead serious.

"You know, little blacksmith, this movie almost didn't film on Saint Vincent."

Raphael blinked. "Wait, did I get the history wrong?"

"Why?"

Depp lowered his voice like he was sharing state secrets. "Jerry originally wanted Baja California in Mexico. They've got that giant water tank where Titanic and Pearl Harbor shot. But another movie booked it first."

"Which one?"

"Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World." Depp made a face. "Russell Crowe's thing."

Raphael nodded. "So we ended up here instead?"

Depp shrugged. "Could be worse. At least there's no danger of coconuts falling on your head."

Raphael paused. "Coconuts?"

Depp nodded like a professor. "Dead serious. On a lot of these Caribbean islands, palm trees drop coconuts like bombs. Crew won't let us stand under them for long."

Raphael just stared, adding that random fact to the "useless but kinda cool" pile.

Keira Knightley arrived on day four.

Raphael was chatting with Bob Anderson when she walked up. He stood and greeted her.

Keira gave him a look that was… complicated.

He later found out she'd done her homework before arriving—Step Up and living with Jessica, the Natalie Portman rumors, Lima and Alessandra the supermodels.

Jennifer Connelly was still under the radar for now.

In Keira's head, Raphael had already been filed under "playboy."

But she was smart. She knew starting drama on set was pointless, so she reset her attitude and treated him like any other co-star.

Surprisingly, that actually turned into real friendship.

Their first scene together was Will Turner delivering a sword to the governor's mansion.

They shot three takes before Gore Verbinski called cut.

"Keira, colder. You're a noble lady looking at a blacksmith. Slight superiority, please."

Keira nodded.

Fourth take. Perfect icy stare.

After the director yelled cut, Raphael leaned over and whispered, "That look was good. You actually think I'm beneath you?"

Keira shot him a glare. "Don't flatter yourself."

A couple of tiny jokes like that, and the ice was officially broken.

Keira even told him her own embarrassing audition story.

"You know I almost didn't get Elizabeth?"

"Why?"

"Massive traffic jam on the way to the audition." She still looked traumatized. "I was sitting in the car about to cry, thinking my biggest chance was slipping away."

Raphael chuckled. "What happened?"

"I ran in panting and begged them to let me try. They probably felt sorry for me."

"You got lucky."

Keira shrugged. "Pure luck."

Every week Raphael got texts from Ari.

Step Up was still crushing it.

By October 20—one month into release—North America alone had hit $150 million.

Overseas numbers kept climbing as Universal rolled it out.

Studio projections now said worldwide would land at $230 million—higher than they'd originally hoped.

The ancillary rights were already sold, so the money wasn't Raphael's anymore, but his name was now pure Hollywood gold.

Ari told him on the phone, "Rafe, you're the hot ticket right now. If Disney tried to sign you today, I'd demand double the quote. Several producers have already asked about your availability—next project is yours if you want it."

Raphael lounged in his chair. "No rush. Finish Pirates first. How many scripts have you collected?"

"Over three hundred sitting on my desk. All the 'inventory' the Big Six have been sitting on. Waiting for you to pick."

Ari added, "Jessica's blowing up too. Her agent says she's got four or five audition offers stacking up—can't even keep her feet on the ground."

Raphael smiled. "Let her stay busy. Busy is good."

He hung up and fired off a quick text to Jessica.

[Heard you're on fire lately?]

She replied instantly. [Duh. Whose girl do you think I am?]

Raphael grinned like an idiot. That was exactly why he loved her—she always knew how to make him feel like a king.

[When I wrap here I'm coming to see you.]

She sent back a kiss emoji.

But the truth was, Raphael couldn't get away.

Because his set was turning into a damn parade.

Early November—first visitors arrived.

Lima and Alessandra.

They showed up the same day, like they'd coordinated it.

Bikinis under sheer cover-ups, huge sunglasses, heels clicking across the sand.

Every straight guy on the crew suddenly forgot how to blink.

Depp sidled up to Raphael and muttered, "Little blacksmith, you've got quite the harem."

Raphael sighed. "Just friends."

Depp gave him that classic Sparrow smirk. "Friends? That kind of friends?"

Raphael rolled his eyes and walked away.

The two models stayed a full week—sunbathing, watching him film, then dragging him out for "dinner" every night.

When they finally left, Raphael acted like nothing had happened.

Depp just shook his head in awe. "Kid, your stamina is insane. I used to be like that… back when I was young and had working parts."

Raphael fired back without mercy. "What happened? Can't get it up anymore?"

Late November—second visitor.

Jennifer Connelly.

The second she stepped onto set the whole place went quiet again.

Oscar winner. Yale double major. Walking elegance. Having her suddenly appear felt like the wrong movie had shown up.

Jennifer stayed cool.

She chatted with Bruckheimer, said hi to Verbinski, then parked herself next to Raphael and watched him work.

Depp crept over again. "Little blacksmith… how many do you actually have?"

Raphael glared. "None!"

Depp's grin was pure pirate. "Sure you don't."

Jennifer stayed a week too.

On her last day she hugged Raphael right in front of the entire crew and whispered in his ear.

"So… what do they all think is going on between us?"

Raphael chuckled. "Whatever you think they think."

Jennifer gave his chest a little bite. "Thick-skinned bastard."

Raphael played dumb. "What bastard? I'm a perfect gentleman."

She bit harder, leaving a red mark.

Verbinski had to tell makeup to slap extra concealer on "little blacksmith's" chest—the next scene required an open shirt.

Depp couldn't resist. "Just have someone lick it better, save the makeup department some time."

Raphael almost chased him with a prop sword.

Early December—almost a third visitor.

Natalie Portman called saying she wanted to come.

Raphael shut it down immediately.

"Natalie, we're slammed here. I wouldn't have any time for you."

She huffed. "You've changed, Rafe."

He didn't answer.

She sighed. "Fine. Stay busy."

He hung up, relieved.

He didn't want anything deeper with Natalie anymore. Her mind was too sharp, too calculating. He wasn't interested in that game.

Jessica had wanted to visit too, but she was buried under four or five scripts. Her agent was hounding her daily. No time to fly to the Caribbean.

Raphael was secretly glad.

Not because he didn't miss her—he did—but the set was chaos. Shooting all day, entertaining visitors every night. He wouldn't have had a second for her.

And if Jessica had walked in on Lima or Alessandra…

His skin was thick, sure, but he didn't need the whole crew getting front-row seats to a soap-opera showdown.

Mid-December, something serious happened.

They'd just wrapped a night shoot. Keira Knightley and a few crew members were heading back to base in a small boat.

Halfway there, the boat hit a reef.

Raphael was relaxing on a deck chair on shore when he heard the shouts. He sprinted to a speedboat and gunned it.

By the time he reached them, the boat was half-sunk. Keira and the others were treading water, panicking.

He pulled up alongside and started hauling people aboard one by one.

Keira was last.

Soaked, shivering, but she still managed a shaky "Thank you."

Raphael stripped off his jacket and wrapped it around her.

"Don't talk. Let's get you back."

The speedboat raced to base. The doctor was already waiting.

Everyone was just shaken up—no serious injuries.

The next morning the story was all over set.

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