Ayaan (calm, teasing tone):
"Haan, mujhe sab kuch nahi pata.
Lekin jitna pata hai… woh mujhe bahut achha laga.
Jaise:
Tumhare zero male friends hain
Tum ladko se baat nahi karti
Tum animals se pyaar karti ho 🐾
Matlab… main soch raha tha ek ladki hogi jo thodi gusse wali ho, seedhi ho… just like you.
Agar main limit cross karun to daant de… just like you."
Zoya (thoda deadpan):
"…Okay. 😐"
Ayaan (dramatic, almost crying):
"What the f— bro! 😭
Dekho mujhe tumhari aadat pad gayi hai."
Zoya (curious but still reserved):
"Kaunsi?"
Ayaan (grinning, teasing):
"BRO. 😑"
Zoya (eye-roll, sigh):
"Okay… to difference kya bol rahe the tum?"
Ayaan (slightly flustered):
"Haan… ek difference hai actually."
Zoya (raising an eyebrow):
"…Okay."
Ayaan (panicking slightly):
"Arey yaar! Tumhe poochna chahiye tha 'kya difference?'
Thoda excitement dikhao na! 😭"
Zoya (sarcastic, half-smile):
"🥴 Achha theek hai… kya difference hai? Bataoge please?"
Ayaan (sheepish, slightly laughing):
"Main soch raha tha gusse wali hogi…
lekin itni gusse wali hogi ye nahi socha tha. 😅
But honestly… I like this."
Zoya (irritated, arms crossed):
"Tumhe nahi lagta tum couple jaisi baatein kar rahe ho?
Pehle dost to ban jao."
Ayaan (grinning):
"To phir… friends? 🙂"
Zoya (serious, firm):
"Itna aasaan nahi hai meri friend list mein aana.
Pure 15 saal ke school life mein maine sirf ek hi friend banaya hai.
Main thodi reserved hoon."
Ayaan ( flirting way):
Arey han nahin Aisa nahin tujhe Karta nahi a Tere nakhre utha Sanam....
Zoya (suddenly sharp, cutting him off):
"STOP IT.
Main tumhari girlfriend nahi hoon.
Kitni baar yaad dilana padega?
Agar phir se mujhe girlfriend jaisa treat kiya,
to main tumse baat hi nahi karungi.
Last warning. ⚠️"
Ayaan (grinning, slightly helpless):
"I certainly forget… how to treat someone as a friend." 😏