Since then a lot more people recognised me in the streets, I guess you can only go so high as a hero before being viewed as a celebrity after all.
I took an IQ test recently, I did pretty well. Heh.
But that's not important right now, what's important is taking down this villain.
In my hands was a short dude, probably not even a adult yet.
My hand was full of his face which looked like it would have some bruises soon.
"Ew! Are you licking my hand?!"
I wiggled my hand back and forth to disorientate them, and a random civilian walking by asked for a selfie.
"Hmm? Sure, but do you want this guy in it too?"
I waved him infront of the camera.
He snorted. "Sure why not."
"HEY! I DIDNT AGREE TO THIS!"
He grabbed my arms with his own to pry himself free and failed.
"Dang that's a good photo."
It showed the civilian in the front taking up most of the camera with a smile, and behind was myself holding the villain with one hand and my other doing a peace sign.
"Hehe. See you random civilian."
"See you."
The police came quickly.
I walked into a fancy restaurant nearby after seeing the villain off.
'Hmmm. Fancy.'
I was scouring the available drinks when I found the holy grail.
'Is that really a super deluxe plus ultra supreme hot chocolate?!'
Bingo.
'Is this really a Japanese restaurant?'
The menu also had food from all over the place, how knows what kind of cooks they have in the kitchen.
I had decided though, so now I had to wait…
'So…'
I started rapping my knuckles on the table as I waited.
It took 7 minutes for a waiter to arrive.
I ordered a super deluxe plus ultra supreme hot chocolate and a toad in the hole with mash and gravy.
'Mmmm, I think I ate this a lot in my past life…'
I was getting a weird look from the waiter.
"What? I burn a lot of calories for my job."
The waiter wrote down the order anyway.
"So, you're a pro hero right?"
"Yeah."
"Can I have an autograph?"
"Do you even know who I am?"
…
He walked away.
'Oh dear.'
I needed to go toilet so I left quickly.
I came back to see my super deluxe plus ultra supreme hot chocolate waiting for me.
'Yay!'
Then I set a goal, finish my super deluxe plus ultra supreme hot chocolate before the food arrived.
I did it.
'You shall not defeat me my super deluxe plus ultra supreme hot chocolate! (anything to get 1k+ words bruh)'
The food was nice and I was out of there in 8 minutes after it arrived.
'Burp.'
I walked home slowly. Letting my dinner settle.
Until I saw some shady business happening in an alley way.
'Stereotypical.'
Inside the alleyway was a woman being pressured by three other dudes.
'Stereotypical.'
I walked over slowly, making sure that they knew I was coming.
"Hey buzz off!" One of the dudes pulled out a switchblade.
I kept walking and the other dude walked up to me.
"Hey there man, I don't care who you-"
He went flying back into the guy with the switchblade and they tumbled together before bumping into a trash bin.
"No bones broken I hope."
I continued walking and the other man let go of the woman before looking me up and down.
He tried to skeddadle.
His legs elongated and he charged up a jump.
"Haha! I'm free!"
He hadn't even lifted off before I jumped above him and kicked him in the jaw.
"Yeah police? I've got three apprehended criminals just off…"
The police came and I left everything to them.
'Stupid morals…'
I gave the woman my warm hoodie before walking off.
"Stay safe out there!" I gave a little salute before disappearing.
'So cold, way too cold, my God it's so-'
It was cold outside.
When I got home I was very bored.
'I need a pet or something.'
But who knows what the author was thinking… it's not as if he has no idea how to get the chapter to 1000+ words without moving into the next chapter creating knock on effect making every chapter longer than usual.
'What the fuck was that?'
A loud bang went off in the kitchen.
So I walked over and saw that a pidgeon had flown in.
'Anything to get to 1k words huh?'
It was then that the pidgeon was dealt with…
I'm a superhuman after all, it was hard to not squash it to be honest.
"Bye bye birdie."
A singular tear fell down my face.
"Oh right!"
I sent a form to the headmaster of Hiroshima High.
"That looks professional."
The email read.
"Yo headmaster guy, is it possible for work studies to be with a pro hero and I take a student out to fight crime.
Yours truly,
A pro hero:
Blitzen
P.S. the student is Rumi Isagiyama."
Very professional indeed.
The next day I woke up to a reply.
"Sure why not."
'What the fuck is going on in my life right now?'
He stood still while staring at his phone.
"Ah! Anything to get to that 1000 word chapter count!"
Hey Taka, I think this joke has gone on long enough-
"Shut it author, you're literally talking to yourself right now."
Ouch. Wait a minute… look outside right now.
"Huh?"
I went over and looked outside to see the local park on fire.
"Tsk. You win this time."
That I do… that I do…
Anyways, I went over to the park but the elevator was really slow.
'Any second now… any second now.'
It took a while but I ran into the park and couldn't see a culprit.
'Fuuuuuuuuc- Oh! A bench!'
I jumped onto the bench and sat down.
'Where are the firefighters?'
A/N: making a new character next chapter completely on my own.