π "Husband Service Contract"
(Prepared by Dr. Lei Jun)
β Basic Benefits
Stable income πΌ
Free medical checkups anytime π©Ί
24/7 emergency care π
Healthy lifestyle supervision (non-negotiable)
β Daily Husband Services
Prepare breakfast every morning π³
Ensure you sleep on time (strict rule) π
Walk you home safely every night π
Provide warm drinks when you're tired β
β Special "Wife Priority" Services
Carry heavy things (even if unnecessary) π
Give jacket when you say "I'm not cold" π§₯
Stay by your side when you're sick π€
Listen to complaints without arguing (β¦mostly)
β Romantic Services (Newly Added)
Say "Good morning" first every day β
Good morning kiss (optionalβ¦ but recommended) π³
Must allow wife to see husband body daily (for health reasons) πͺ
Hold hands during walks (for safety purposes) π€
Occasional head pats when stressed π«³π
β Bonus Features
Can cook π
Lives next door (already installed) π
Will not give up once committed
β Terms & Conditions
Wife is not allowed to overwork β
Wife must eat properly β
Husband may become more affectionate over time (side effect) β
Contract may turn into real marriage without notice π
β Final Question
"Do you accept these terms?"
