Chapter 433: Nyaruko: "I'm Just a Passing Kamen Rider~!"
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"No idea," Artoria said, tightening her grip on her invisible sword.
The current situation was absolute chaos!
First, the King of Conquerors barged in, which pulled another unknown king onto the scene. Now, this unexpected starlight—could it be yet another Servant making their entrance?
Under the watchful eyes of everyone present, a young man with snowy white hair, dressed in a sleek white windbreaker, descended along the shaft of starlight. His sapphire-blue eyes reflected glowing golden hexagram patterns, making his presence look exceptionally striking.
The newcomer was none other than Seito!
"This is...!!"
The moment Seito appeared, every Heroic Spirit on the field gasped in shock!
A dense, terrifying aura of divine energy pulsed from his frame. That presence broadcasted one undisputed fact to every Servant present: the individual standing before them was a genuine God!
Zip~!
Before the crowd could even process Seito's arrival, another figure wrapped in thick divine aura materialized right beside him—a silver-haired girl with a twitching ahoge, dressed in a mini-skirt.
The Heroic Spirits were dead certain: these two were definitely not standard Servants summoned for the Holy Grail War!
"Who are you two?" Irisviel asked, taking in their modern attire with a puzzled expression.
"Iri, be careful! Both of them are Gods!" Artoria warned, her expression turning deadly serious.
"Gods?!" Irisviel stood frozen in disbelief.
Where on earth did Gods suddenly pop out from? Could the Holy Grail War actually summon literal deities into the world? Her head spun from the sheer absurdity of it all.
"Who might you two be?" Iskandar asked, sweeping a heavy, serious look over Seito and Nyaruko.
Hearing the question, Seito offered a subtle smile. He parted his lips, preparing to speak: "Greetings, everyone. I am—"
"I'm just a passing Kamen Rider~!!"
Before Seito could even finish his sentence, Nyaruko planted her hands on her hips, announcing at the top of her lungs with absolute pride.
Seito: "..."
Artoria: "..."
Iskandar: "..."
Gilgamesh: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Seito's cheek twitched violently as he turned to glance at Nyaruko, cringing so hard inside that he felt like digging a hole to hide in.
For crying out loud! Can't we just stick to a normal, elegant divine entry?! What in the world is a Kamen Rider supposed to be?!
The surrounding Servants looked entirely bewildered.
What on earth is a Kamen Rider? Is that some famous knight from history too?
"Who's a Kamen Rider?" Iskandar couldn't help but glance back at his Master.
"I don't have a clue either!" Waver replied, completely lost. Was there a Kamen Rider in recorded human history? Why had he never heard of such a Heroic Spirit?! What kind of farce was this?!
Seito felt an intense urge to hit the person standing next to him. Suppressing his sheer embarrassment, he turned his head to glare at Nyaruko.
Nyaruko simply grinned, pulling out a glowing henshin belt with a flourish.
Seito: "..."
Isn't that the Grand Zi-O Driver?!
Seito stood completely dumbfounded.
Good grief, she even crafted a Zi-O belt?!
Without a second of hesitation, Nyaruko initiated her transformation! The mechanical sound effects burst forth across the docks at full volume!
"ZI-O~!"
"GRAND ZI-O~!"
"Rider Time! Kuuga! Agito! Ryuki! Faiz!
Blade~!"
"Armed! Complete! Turn Up~!"
Under the stunned gazes of Seito and the surrounding Servants, golden phantom projections of various Kamen Riders materialized behind Nyaruko, flanked by a massive, glowing golden clock face!
The sheer scale of the visual effects left everyone speechless.
Finally, Nyaruko let out a high-pitched shout: "Henshin~!"
Zip, zip, zip~~!
Gleaming golden armor snapped onto Nyaruko's body piece by piece, and Kamen Rider Grand Zi-O stood fully transformed before the entire Holy Grail War roster!
"I..."
The corner of Seito's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
She actually went through with the whole transformation sequence?!
Crafting special effects and driver belts was child's play for Main Gods—a single thought was all it took. But Nyaruko actually pulling this stunt in front of everyone made Seito's blood pressure spike.
Without saying another word, Seito channeled his divine power and cast Kamui right beneath her feet!
A swirling spatial vortex expanded instantly, swallowing half of Nyaruko's transformed body into the dimensional pocket.
"Hey, hey, hey! Seito, what are you doing?! I haven't even said my catchphrase yet!"
"Shut up, Zhang Fei!"
"Who's Zhang Fei?! I'm Nyaruko!"
"I don't care who you are, keep your mouth shut!"
"Curse you! Grandma always said, I am the man who will walk the path of—"
"Get in there!"
Zip~!
Nyaruko was sucked completely into the Kamui Dimension, and Seito promptly ducked in right after her.
"..."
The crowd left behind at the docks stood in absolute silence, completely bewildered.
What was up with these two weirdos? They made a grand, divine entrance, put on a wild special-effects show, and vanished without a trace?
Zip~!
Just then, a tiny spatial vortex rippled in the air, and Seito poked his head back out.
Everyone's eyes snapped back to him.
Seito's gaze locked onto Gilgamesh, a strange, knowing expression crossing his face. "Fem-Shining, how come you're actually a girl?"
Just moments ago, Seito's sensory perception had scanned Gilgamesh's true form, discovering that the King of Heroes was actually a female in disguise! The masculine appearance was merely an illusion maintained by her golden earrings.
Hearing his words, Girl-Gilgamesh froze on the spot.
The surrounding Servants and Masters turned their eyes toward her with deeply strange expressions.
Damn! After all that arrogant posturing, you're actually a girl too?!
Coming back to her senses, Female Gilgamesh glared at Seito, her face flushing with pure rage as she screamed:
"Mongrel!!!"
"This King's name is Gilgamesh!!"
Exposing her gender didn't particularly bother her, but calling her "Fem-Shining"—that was an insult the proud King of Heroes could never tolerate!
"Heh..."
Seito chuckled softly, pulling his head back into the Kamui Dimension and vanishing entirely from the scene.
With the two uninvited Gods gone, the furious Female Gilgamesh unleashed her Noble Phantasms, using Rider and the others to vent her absolute rage.
Meanwhile...
Somewhere in Fuyuki City.
Seito and Nyaruko were walking casually down the quiet street.
"Seito, why did you stop me back there? I didn't even get to finish my Rider catchphrase!" Nyaruko pouted, clearly unhappy that her grand flex had been cut short.
Seito's cheek twitched.
Wasn't that embarrassing enough already?!
They were both Main Gods! When a Main God decided to show off, it was supposed to be grand, dignified, and elegant! What kind of entry starts with "I'm just a passing Kamen Rider~!"?
"Alright, we've seen enough of tonight's show. Let's head to our next destination," Seito said, rubbing his temples to clear his headache.
"Where are we going next?" Nyaruko looked over, her green eyes filled with curiosity.
A sharp light glinted in Seito's eyes as he countered with a question: "That place is crawling with a whole bunch of disgusting bugs. Are you sure you want to tag along?"
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