SF Chapter 78: The Hungover III R18
"Boyfriend?" Daniel asked. "Boy, the night only got crazier..."
"Yeah..." Penny made a face.
Then the person in question knocked on the door and walked in.
"Morning, everyone," Howard said, though it was obvious he was faking normality.
"Hey Howard, have a seat," Leonard gestured, also trying to pretend he didn't know anything.
Everyone was doing the same until Sheldon blurted out, after hearing what Raj had whispered to Leonard.
"I don't get Raj. What 'somefairies having magic wands' has to do with any of this?"
Everyone ended up laughing, which made Howard start heading for the door.
"No, no, wait, Howard," Leonard called him back. "We will not make fun of you."
"Yeah, everyone has their own preferences and choices," Daniel added genuinely supportively.
He would never go for girls with wieners, but he wouldn't judge the guys who like it.
"I didn't know she was!" Howard screamed. "You know..."
"Oh, come on, Howard, calm down," Leonard tried to placate him. "And you also mocked Raj because of Richard, the slave girl," he argued.
Raj whispered annoyed in Leonard's ear.
"Yeah, Raj, I know he told you his name was Kimberly. And it wasn't your fault - he was dressed as a green Orion slave girl."
Now everyone was staring at the Indian guy.
"Howard, we girls will not think less of you for kissing a transvestite," Bernadette tried to help. "Or because you like to play with lightsabers..."
Sheldon made an annoyed look. "You played Star Wars and didn't call me?"
"No one played anything!" Howard yelled.
Daniel chimed in, "okay, okay, how about this: we won't talk about it, we won't tell anyone, and Penny and I will help you find a girl."
"A girl without wand," he added.
That ended up making Howard a bit more resigned.
Then someone knocked on the door of the house, and Daniel walked over to answer it. He opened the door, spoke with the person outside for a moment, and gave a few instructions.
Everyone stared at him when he returned to the kitchen table.
"Oh, I don't know if you remember, Penny, because I didn't," he said, turning to her.
"Last night I encouraged everyone to go all out, but I promised you I'd take responsibility."
"So, yeah. The cleaning crew already arrived. They're going to do a full cleanup and replace or fix whatever got broken," he explained.
"Besides, no offense Raj, but I bought a new mattress and sheets for Penny."
"Wow, I was already groaning about having to clean everything," Penny said as she stepped closer and kissed his cheek. "You are a lifesaver, Dani."
"Well, he was responsible for a good part of the mess..." Lexi pointed out.
They all had breakfast, and then everyone went back to their own homes. Raj left with the girl he had hooked up with.
Penny and Daniel went with Lexi to her apartment, and all of them went back to sleep again.
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After a few hours, the trio went to Penny's house.
"Wow, did you buy me a new couch?" Penny said as she sat on the new sofa in her living room.
"Yep, someone spilled wine on your old one," Daniel revealed, pointing his finger at Lexi. "Someone..."
"I would have paid to reupholster it," Alexandra crossed her arms. "And that only happened because you pushed me..." she stated, glaring at him.
"No way. If I don't remember it, I didn't do it," he retorted like a kid. "The only thing I remember is pushing you onto your bed!"
Alexandra just rolled her eyes.
"It is really good, I like it!" Penny smiled, bouncing a little on the couch.
"Great. If you don't like anything, just ask and I'll have it changed," he commented, then put his hand on Lexi's shoulders and smirked. "How about we test it?"
Lexi looked at him for a moment before saying, "I need to confess something. Yesterday I saw my ex with a friend of mine. It annoyed me a little bit..."
Daniel made a face, interrupting her. "So you used us for rebound sex?" he accused.
Lexi sighed. "Part of it-"
"I'm totally okay with that!" he hugged her, his mood changing 180 degrees. "Let's do it again so you completely forget about them."
"Really, Lexi?" Penny looked at her strangely. "You've known Dani... for how long? To think he would get annoyed by rebound sex?" She found the idea a bit ridiculous.
"At first, I used Dani for that too," Penny confessed, giggling.
"Whoa, everyone took advantage of poor little old me..." Daniel made a pitiful face.
"I would feel a little bit of guilt," Lexi deadpanned, "...if you weren't glued behind me, about to squeeze my boobs."
"And yes, I knew Dani would be the last person to complain about it," she went on, going back to the conversation. "I don't think my ex or my friend did anything wrong..."
"It's just... I just thought it would have been nice if she had told me before."
Daniel, who had been standing behind her, adjusted himself and took her hand. Both of them went to sit with Penny on the couch.
"I think she did something crappy," Penny disagreed with her friend. "I wouldn't go for the ex of a friend of mine."
But then she paused and muttered, "I can't say the same about the friends of my ex, though..."
"It's been some time," Daniel said, raising a finger. "Rule number ten: not with the ex of a friend or family member."
"For example, I would never go for Bernadette if they broke up."
The trio stayed silent for a moment, until Daniel started placing soft kisses on Lexi's neck.
He was still holding one of her hands, while his other hand slowly moved along her body, making her shiver.
Penny leaned closer to her friend and kissed her.
The two girls closed their eyes, kissing each other while Daniel watched, lowering his hand and sliding it toward Lexi's more intimate area.
"Whoa, she's already totally moist, Penny," he smirked.
The blonde also teased her friend. "Ohhh, you're blushing, Lexi."
"Yeah, yesterday we were too drunk to appreciate our stoic and sarcastic friend being all embarrassed," Daniel said, still fingering her.
Alexandra let go of his hand, pulled off the shirt she was wearing, and unhooked her bra, making both of them fall silent.
"This is a low blow, Lexi," Penny pouted. "I liked mine, but yours is unfair to us women..."
They kept exchanging caresses, slowly removing each other's clothes one by one, until Penny stood up. "I'll bring my toy," she smirked. "Keep her aroused, Dani," she joked.
"Yes, sir." He gave a mock salute, but couldn't really do it with his hands since they were busy on Alexandra's body.
Lexi was naked, her back pressed against his chest. She tilted her head back to kiss him.
Daniel, on the other hand, had both arms wrapped around her waist while his hands were caressing her core.
Penny came back, made Daniel spread his legs, and crouched down, her mouth going straight to his shaft. She used one of her hands to place a vibrator against her lower part.
"Whoa," Lexi exclaimed, her breathing growing heavier and her heart racing as she openly watched her friend giving him a BJ.
Last night they were drunk, and she had dimmed the light in her room.
After a moment, Dani quickened his movements, noticing that Lexi was almost there.
Penny also increased her pace and the speed of the toy. They climaxed almost at the same time.
While the two of them were still catching their breath, Penny stood up and planted a kiss on her friend.
Lexi reciprocated, until she pulled back. "Oh, wow, uh..." she had a complicated feeling after remembering what her friend had swallowed.
Daniel was grinning, until Penny turned to him. "Oh, no, no, no." He ended up receiving a kiss too.
"You're supposed to be the one with the least reason to grumble - it's yours..." Penny remarked.
"Yeah... well, I still feel a bit complicated. But I will never deny a kiss!"
They didn't stop there. After a few minutes, they tried out Penny's new bed with a few more positions.
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