SF Chapter 77: The Hungover II
"What just happened last night?" she asked groggily, then added, "Besides, you know... our threesome..."
Daniel opened his arms. "Do you need to remember more? The threesome was already enough for me." He smirked.
"You sure are a lucky bastard, Dani," Penny mocked, not caring at all about him massaging her boobs. She was more than used to it - it was practically a morning hello.
Daniel stared at her. "See a Penny, pick her up, and all day you'll have good luck."
"Love that quote. Can't be more true."
Penny ended up somewhere between a laugh and a groan because of the headache.
[Alexandra commentary]
"Well... it happened," Lexi commented normally about the night before.
"I was drunk, something that happened earlier that day got me annoyed... and there was a clear sexual tension between us."
"...now I understand why Penny is so loud. Not that I'd ever say that to that smug bastard." she finished.
[Commentary ends]
They got up and went to the kitchen. Lexi had already poured a glass of water for each of them and was getting some hangover medicine from the drawer.
"Do you want to go upstairs and have breakfast with everyone?" Daniel proposed, after they took the medicine.
"Also, to find out what happened yesterday. I only remember part of the party," he added.
"Fine by me," Lexi was the first to answer. "Besides, I don't really have much to eat here."
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Daniel was the first to walk in.
"Hey, Mario and Princess Peach," he smiled.
Leonard and Bernadette were already having breakfast, both wearing robes.
"Morning," the two replied.
"Sorry about last night," Daniel apologized. "They told me you two argued. I went to check on Leonard. I didn't know you would make up so quickly." He gave a small suggestively smirk.
[Leonard and Bernadette commentary]
The couple was sitting on his apartment couch.
"I got a little jealous yesterday," Leonard confessed. "I saw a big, strong guy talking to Bernadette when I came back from the bathroom..."
"Me too," she admitted. "There were these girls surrounding Leonard at one point during the party."
"That was only because I'm Daniel's cousin. They wanted a role in his next movie," he explained with self‑deprecation.
"No, you silly, one of them was clearly into you."
"Really?" Leonard looked surprised, but quickly added, "Not that I care. I have you."
She gave him a sidelong glance, whispering. "Do you want to do it again with the costume? But this time we lock the door."
"I'm okay with that," he grinned widely.
[Commentary ends]
"It's fine," Bernadette said, a little embarrassed.
Leonard didn't seem to mind that much, giving a slightly smug smile.
"What?" Penny lightly nudged Daniel.
"Oh, I walked in on them yesterday."
Leonard changed the subject, gesturing toward the breakfast on the table, "Make yourselves comfortable."
Right after that, someone knocked and walked in.
"That was great-" Raj started to say, but froze when he saw the three girls.
"Really, Raj?" Penny frowned, already holding a piece of bread. "You had sex in my bedroom with a girl and you still can't talk to us?"
Raj shook his head, but he had a small smile because of what Penny had said.
"So you can only talk with girls when you drink?" Leonard wondered.
The Indian nodded affirmatively.
[Leonard, Raj and Daniel commentary]
"Yeah, yesterday we found out that Raj can talk to girls after he drinks alcohol," Leonard revealed.
Daniel nodded. "The problem becomes the opposite - making him stop talking..."
"Hey, I was not that bad," Raj defended himself.
"Dude, the girl you got was the one I told her that you didn't speak English, you only understood it," Daniel remarked, staring at his friend.
[Commentary ends]
"What do you mean he had sex in your bedroom?" Bernadette stared at her, confused.
"I went to enter my room at some point during the party, and there they were..." Penny commented, remembering last night.
"Kudos to you, my friend," Daniel patted his shoulders, "to do it with a party going on right next door."
Alexandra raised an eyebrow, "At least the girl wasn't loud..."
After a while, Sheldon appeared from the hallway. Surprisingly, he also seemed hungover.
"Leonard, I have many questions. Question one: what happened last night? Question two: where are my pants?" Sheldon was only wearing a T‑shirt and underwear.
"And question three: who is the girl in my bed?"
"Whoa. If someone had asked me, you would be the last person here to say that sentence," Daniel laughed.
"I think her name is Ramona," Alexandra tried to remember. "Assuming the girl in your bed is the same one you were talking to all night."
Raj leaned over and whispered in Leonard's ear. "Oh, yeah, Ramona is the girl who overheard us in the Caltech cafeteria talking about the party."
"She seemed interested, so Howard invited her," he finished the story.
Daniel snapped his fingers. "I remembered Sheldon got really drunk at some point. He drank those Long Island Iced Teas like they were normal tea..."
Sheldon started to remember what had happened. "That explains all the physics talk during the night."
And he recalled another part of the story: "At one point, she mentioned that our kids would have the potential of a very high IQ and proposed that, for the good of science, we should have one."
"Since all the clinics were closed, we proceeded with the messy, unhygienic act of coitus."
Penny and Leonard spat out what they were drinking.
Even Daniel was staring with wide eyes. "Wow, that escalated from 0 to 100 really fast…" he muttered.
"Are you... okay, Sheldon?" his roommate asked, cautiously stepping closer to him.
"Yes, but clearly that was a temporary lapse in judgment caused by alcohol. I think I need to learn more about raising a child," he replied.
"That was... not what I was talking about..."
But Daniel interrupted his cousin. "You should ask your mom, Sheldon. She had three."
Sheldon became thoughtful at the idea, while Leonard nudged him and whispered, "Why are you making it worse?"
"Eh," he shrugged, "sometimes you wake up feeling like Batman, other times like the Joker." He restrained himself from adding, especially if you slept with Harley Quinn.
"Where is Howard, anyway?" his cousin asked, since he was the one missing.
Daniel pointed downstairs. "I gave him the keys to your neighbor's room. He got himself a pixie."
"Who did Howard get?" Penny asked. She hadn't seen that scene.
"She was wearing a pink fairy costume," Lexi replied. "They were kind of intense..."
"Yeah, that's why he asked me for the key."
Penny froze. "Whoa. Pink fairy costume... that... was Tiffany?"
Everyone looked at her because of her reaction.
"Um... I didn't know he swung that way," she added awkwardly. "I mean... she used to be the boyfriend of a friend of mine."
Now everyone blinked. "Boyfriend?"
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Author's note: Yes, a TBBT chapter with more of a TAHM vibe.
And Howard is a bro. Dani hasn't even written the first Hangover movie yet, and Howard is already giving him ideas for the sequel...
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