SF Chapter 07: TAHM Pilot [+18]
On the day Lily was introduced to the family, another event also happened that same night.
"So, what do you think?" Laura, a beautiful blonde woman, showed the sexy lingerie she had just taken out of her bag.
"Wow," Charlie Harper let out a deep pleased sigh. "It's for you, right?"
The woman laughed and added flirtatiously, "It's for both of us. Don't go away." She lightly nudged him.
"Don't worry," he smirked. "There's not enough blood left in my legs to go anywhere." He made another joke, making the woman laugh seductively again.
"Hey, it's Charlie," the answering machine was heard. "Do your thing when you hear the beep."
Then an angry woman's voice was heard. "Listen, you lousy S.O.B., I will not be treated like this. Either you call me, or you're gonna be very, very sorry."
Charlie tried to rush to turn off the phone, but ended up slipping, since his pants were down.
"I love you, Monkey Man," the woman on the phone finished, and he finally managed to press the button.
"Charlie?" Laura appeared at the bathroom door, not quite dressed yet. "Who was that?"
"Damn telemarketers," he tried, lying through his teeth.
"A telemarketer who calls you Monkey Man?" She made a 'really?' face.
"I'm on some weird list," he shrugged, but then admitted, seeing her unfazed expression. "Okay, it's a woman I went out with once, and she got a little clingy."
"You are a bad, bad boy," Laura mocked, not caring about the situation.
And Charlie pointed out, "And yet, you're always the one getting spanked."
She opened her mouth playfully and quickly went to change. He wasn't the only one aroused there.
[Charlie Commentary]
"I'm a professional jingle writer," Charlie began, sitting on the couch in his Malibu beach house.
"You know, when you get older, you end up losing a bit of contact with your family," he revealed, "but then my teenage younger brother showed up at my house, asking to live here."
"I let him stay because I knew how bad it is living with Satan, also known as our mother, but I won't deny that I was resigned to the idea at first."
Then Charlie made his famous smirk. "But that resignation didn't last long. Daniel is just like me!" he shamelessly praised himself. "He's exactly the younger brother I always wanted. We do so much together!"
He finished with a wide grin. "Laura and Lauren are part of that."
[Commentary ends]
In that same house in Malibu, in the downstairs bedroom, things had started much earlier.
"Ohh Dani, do it harder," Lauren moaned while he was behind her.
Daniel wrapped his arm around her neck, pulling her up and immediately kissing her, while he picked up the pace.
With his other hand, he slapped her ass. "You kinky girl, you like it like that, huh?"
All he got in response were a few more moans and her head tilting back further, asking for more kisses.
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Back in the older brother's bedroom, Charlie's phone rang again, before Laura had finished changing.
"Hey, it's Charlie. Do your thing when you hear the beep," the answering machine said. Then another voice was heard. "Charlie, it's Alan. Your brother."
Charlie, who was about to answer, waved his hand dismissively when he heard who it was.
And Alan kept talking on the phone. "No big deal, just wanted to touch base. My wife threw me out, and I'm kind of losing the will to live."
"So, when you get a chance, I'd really love to… I don't know…"
Charlie rushed over and picked up the phone. "Alan, I'm sorry to hear that."
"So, where are you gonna go, a hotel?" He asked, but suddenly stopped and remarked, "Wow," seeing Laura in her sexy lingerie.
After hearing his brother reply, Charlie said resignedly, "Well, yeah, I guess you could stay here. Okay. I'll see you when you get here."
"We better hurry," Charlie quickly pulled Laura toward the bed.
But before they could get started, his bedroom door opened. The two of them saw a man finishing closing his flip phone.
Alan froze, but then inquired, "Is she staying over? Because I may have parked behind her."
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Alan did the same thing at another room in the house, opening it abruptly, but this time he saw a very different scene.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Alan screamed, seeing his younger brother and a girl standing there, her hands pressed against the wall while he was behind her. Both of them completely naked.
"Heyy," Daniel exclaimed in surprise, then casually waved with one hand. "Third Bro! Long time no see!" He kept pumping from behind, without slowing down.
Alan quickly shut the door, and Daniel yelled, "We'll talk later!"
"Oh my God, Dani," Lauren said embarrassed. "How are you still going?" she asked in surprise, making a mix of faces after being caught.
"Not my first time..." he shrugged.
She reached back and slapped him. "You are such a bad boy!"
"Oh yeah? Your own sister is upstairs with my other brother, not exactly watching movies..." he smirked. "You're not exactly the goody girl." He started kissing her neck.
Daniel whispered in her ear, "But if you want, we can stop."
"You are such a bastard!" she mocked, but took the initiative and moved her hips, since he had stopped abruptly.
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After a while, Daniel went to the living room, where he saw Alan pacing back and forth like a neurotic raccoon, while Charlie sat on the couch.
"Hi, Alan," he said again as he went in for a hug, which his brother returned a bit awkwardly, because of what he had seen earlier.
"Took you long enough," Charlie pointed out grumpily.
"Well, I always finish my work!" the youngest brother declared. He then looked at him a bit strangely. "Why are you grumpy, Charlie?"
"This one showed up before we could even get started," Charlie explained annoyed.
Daniel gave Alan a judgmental look. "Hey, that's a bro code break! Rule number three, don't blue-ball your bro!"
Alan snapped, "Can we move on to the part where my wife just threw me out tonight?"
Daniel widened his eyes. "Oh, sorry, bro. That's really bad!"
Alan was starting to calm down, but he added, "But couldn't you have waited, like, thirty minutes? It's not like that would've made a difference."
The Third Bro went back to looking like an angry raccoon.
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Pics:
Laura – Two and a Half Men (Pilot Episode)
Lauren – Original Character (OC) – Laura's sister
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