Title: A 'Warm' Welcome from a Senior Fellow Victim
Welcome dear new students of my department
I welcome you all with not my hands, but through my pen.
Are you here on your own will, or drifted by the river of fate
Too busy looking through universities,
Admission turned out to be late?
Your parents might have forced you, cause they like English
Yet your passion is not there, turned out to be freakish?
Don't worry friend, I won't talk about things which have already happened.
Let's talk about the future, what to expect from this department.
University won't teach you basic English-common vocabularies
Also don't expect everyone to be passionate, talking non-stop in English.
Two or three golden geese, whom you can practice with
The rest are just unfortunate soul
Whose admission test turned out to be blackened coal.
And those who are here with passion burning bright,
Dreaming of becoming like Chaucer, Milton, Wright.
Sorry to pour cold water
You'll be slapped with history of England
Evolution of Anglo Saxen
How English came to be
A little bit of Geography
Next comes psychology
Brain rotting philosophy
Even Bengali mixing here and there
Where are you English
My beloved dear
Fear not mate
After all the hurdles and learning basics
You'll eventually get to learn English.......... (Hopefully)