Sometimes, the minds of the developers never cease to amaze me.
Because how else would you create an abomination like this?
Why is there a human-like wolf with its dick out is a monster. Why can't they just make a normal one?
'Horny Direwolf?' Kai read the floating text above the monster's head.
'Of course. It is that kind of game.'
The wolf jumped at him.
Kai dodged to the left.
But there's something you should know about his gamer instincts.
They don't always translate to real life.
He tripped over his own feet, but it was enough for a dodge.
The wolf crashed into the tree behind him with hard force, especially its dicks squeezing.
'Okay, he is fast but dumb.'
Kai tightened his grip on the branch.
He remembered the system's message.
Two times bonus for his next kill, and he just had to kill this thing with a stick.
The wolf turned around and rubbed its head.
It looked really angry now and charged again, arms wide open.
This time, Kai didn't dodge.
He planted his feet as he swung the thick branch like a baseball bat, aimed right for the wolf's snout.
Smack.
The branch broke in half.
The wolf yelped loudly and fell backwards as it grabbed its nose with both paws, whining like a kicked puppy.
'Wow, that actually worked.' Kai didn't wait for it to recover.
He jumped on top of the wolf's chest and used the broken, sharp end of the branch to stab it hard into the wolf's neck.
Speech.
Dark blood sprayed out.
The wolf kicked its legs for a few seconds and then stopped moving entirely.
Kai rolled off and fell back onto the grass as he breathed heavily. His hands were shaking.
[Enemy defeated.]
[Experience gained: 50 x 2 = 100.]
[Level Up!]
Kai watched a golden light surround his body.
'Whoa!'
The pain in his arms disappeared completely.
[You have reached Level 2.]
[Please choose a skill to unlock.]
Seductive Gaze (Increases Bond with female targets by 10 percent).
Quick Dash (Increases movement speed for three seconds).
Hard Strike (Deals 150 per cent physical damage on next hit).
Kai stared at the floating options.
'Seductive Gaze sounds totally useless right now. I just fought a bipedal wolf, and I doubt it works on them.'
He had zero mana.
Magic was also out of the question for now.
He needed to survive first before he could try to complete the game's main objective.
'I will take Hard Strike.'
[Skill Unlocked: Hard Strike.]
He stood up and looked at his hands.
The game and pain both real.
But the levelling system was real, too.
'I died in a game, got sucked into my phone, kissed a deer, and killed a horny wolf. Just a normal Tuesday afternoon.'
He checked the wolf's body.
No loot like gold coins, health potions or a warm leather coat dropped.
'I need to find a town.'
Kai looked past the tall trees.
He saw a faint dirt trail winding through the forest.
'If there are monsters, there have to be people. Hopefully, female people, especially in this is a eroge game. I am not going to seduce an animal.'
He started walking down the path and kept checking his status window as he walked.
[Strength +6.]
[Stamina +7.]
'I need more endurance.'
He thought about the vampire queen from earlier.
If he was going to sleep with her, his endurance right now wouldn't last three seconds/
A few minutes later, the trees started to thin out.
Kai heard the sound of running water.
A river meant fresh water, and rivers usually led to towns or villages.
He pushed through the last line of bushes and suddenly.
A woman was bathing in the river.
She had long silver hair that floated on the clear water, and her skin was pale and flawless.
Also, she was completely naked.
Kai held his breath as he recognised her instantly.
'That is not just a random NPC. It's Shiela. The Ice Witch from stage four.'
Shiela was supposed to be a mid-game boss.
You needed to be at least level thirty to even stand a chance against her magic and here she was, taking a bath right in the starter zone.
She turned her head slightly.
Her ice blue eyes locked right onto Kai, hiding in the bushes.
[Warning: High Level Target spotted.]
[Sheila: Ice Witch.
[Level 35.]
'Oh no.'
"Who is there?" Her voice was cold.
The water started to freeze around her in a wide circle as sharp icicles formed in the air, pointing right at Kai's face.
'I am so dead.'
Kai put his hands up slowly and stepped out of the bushes so she could see him.
"Wait!" Kai yelled.
"I am just a wanderer who got lost."
Sheila narrowed her eyes.
The floating icicles didn't melt.
"A wanderer? You look exactly like a pervert human."
'Think, Kai, think.'
Sheila hated liars but respected bold men.
If he lied, she would turn him into a popsicle.
"I accidentally saw your hot body from afar and couldn't look away since your curves are so well done."
'Fuck. So much for being honest.'