I lay on the bed staring at the ceiling. Cock still half-hard from Andria grinding on me and leaving me blue-balled. My balls ached. Heavy. Full. Like they were pissed at me for not finishing.
I closed my eyes. Tried to sleep. Couldn't.
Then the blue text popped up again. Floating right in front of my vision. No sound, just words.
[Host: Hunter Barnes]
[Current Level: 1]
[Monster Cock System – Tutorial Mode Activated]
[You have questions. I have answers. Ask.]
I sat up fast. Heart jumped.
"Uh… hello?"
[Voice input accepted. Speak normally. I hear thoughts too if you direct them at me.]
"Okay… what the fuck is this? Who are you?"
[I am the Monster Cock System. An autonomous entity bound to your soul during reincarnation. My purpose: provide power through sexual conquest in this world.]
"Conquest? Sounds dramatic. You mean fucking to make girls stronger?"
[Precisely. Penetration + ejaculation inside the vagina = random stat buff applied to the female participant. Buffs are permanent unless countered by rare effects.]
I rubbed my face. Hairy arms scratching my cheeks.
"Why me? I'm not a hero. I'm just… me. Hairy. Average. Shy."
[The system selects hosts based on irony and potential. Your Earth life lacked sexual confidence. Your body lacked exceptional traits. Except one. Your cock was chosen as the vector. Enhanced to monster proportions. It fits the theme of Femland: a world without men, now forced to rely on the one they mocked.]
"So you're saying my big dick is the cheat code?"
[Affirmative. Size, girth, vein density, sensitivity, load volume – all optimized. You will grow further with use.]
I looked down. Yeah. It looked angry. Thick. Veins like ropes. Head flared.
"Cool. But pregnancy. That's real here, right?"
[Yes. High probability per insemination. No native contraception exists. Elves use shape-shift magic for controlled reproduction. Your seed is unaltered human. Pregnancy duration: approximately nine months. Offspring will be hybrids – human traits mixed with Femland lineage. Potential for unique abilities in children.]
"Great. So one bad pull-out and I'm a dad. Multiple times."
[Pull-out grants no buff. Must finish inside. Risk is part of the balance.]
I groaned.
"Can I control it? Like, turn pregnancy off?"
[Not yet. Unlockable at higher levels. Requires milestones: buff 10 unique females, achieve Level 5, impregnate once successfully.]
"Fuck. Okay. What about the buffs? How random are we talking?"
[Buff pool includes: Strength, Agility, Endurance, Stamina, Magic Power, Critical Chance, Regeneration, Elemental Resistance, Aura Projection, and rare exclusives like Temporary Size Increase or Pheromone Boost. Roll is truly random. No influence from host. Higher host level slightly increases average buff value.]
"Can I see the full list?"
[No. Discovery through use. Keeps the game interesting.]
"Game? This is my life."
[Your life is the game now.]
I paced the room. Cock swinging with each step.
"What happens if I don't fuck anyone? Just chill?"
[System remains dormant after initial activation. No personal gains. No buffs for allies. Femland continues losing to monsters. Queen Andria may execute you as a failed summon. Probability: 68% within 30 days without progress.]
"Harsh."
[Reality.]
"Side effects? You said something about quirks."
[Buffs occasionally carry minor anomalies. Examples: +Strength with involuntary muscle twitches during arousal. +Agility with heightened ticklishness. +Endurance with persistent low-level lubrication. Rare: glowing skin, extra erogenous zones. All temporary or manageable. Adds variety.]
"And me? I get anything passive?"
[Yes. Every sexual act contributes to your growth. Oral, manual, grinding – minor stamina/load increases. Full penetration – major gains. Current bonuses: +15% stamina from Elara's oral, +10% endurance from Andria's grinding. Your refractory period shortens. Load volume increases 5% per act. Girth/length grows incrementally.]
I grabbed my cock. Squeezed. Felt thicker already.
"Am I gonna end up with a third leg?"
[Unlikely. Capped at extreme monster tier. Aesthetic and functional balance maintained.]
"Functional. Right. What about the world? You know stuff about Femland?"
[I have access to fragmented knowledge from the summoning ritual. Femland: matriarchal society. No natural males for 800 years. Reproduction via elf shape-shifters. Monsters: endless waves from rifts in the northern wastes. Current war status: defensive stalemate. Queen Andria – strong ruler, magic affinity high, secretly frustrated by lack of real male energy. Elves – long-lived, manipulative, view humans as inferior breeders. Warrior class dominant. Palace full of curious, repressed women.]
"So they're all horny for dick but scared of it?"
[Repressed desire masked as suspicion. Your presence disrupts their norms. Curiosity will turn to need. Use it.]
I sat back down. Head spinning.
"One more thing. Can I go home?"
[Unknown. No return portal detected. Survival and dominance in Femland is primary objective. Secondary: build influence through buffs and offspring.]
"Dominance. Like become king?"
[Possible. Buff the right women. Impregnate the right ones. Create alliances. Overthrow or inherit power. Or stay a hidden stud. Choice is yours.]
The text faded.
[Tutorial complete. Resume normal function. Ask anytime.]
I lay back. Cock throbbing.
So that's it. Fuck or die. Buff or get executed. Breed or get bored.
I laughed quiet.
"System."
[Yes?]
"Thanks for the monster dick. But next time warn a guy before dropping him in pussy paradise with a pregnancy bomb."
[Noted. Enjoy your stay.]
I closed my eyes. Smiled.
Tomorrow I'd try again.
Elara. Andria. Sera. Whoever.
One thrust at a time.
