"You're under arrest!"
After evening self-study, Shen Yuan grabbed Zhou Shaojie in a headlock the moment he came out of the bathroom and dragged him into the hallway.
"AH! I haven't washed my hands! I still haven't washed my hands! I peed on my hand!" Ah Jie yelled, struggling.
A moment later, two figures appeared at the sinks outside the bathroom.
"Seriously, how do you even manage to pee on your hand in the bathroom?" Shen Yuan asked, his face a mask of disgust.
Ah Jie, however, looked completely unfazed. "Too much jerking off."
"You should go home today and delete all your JM URLs."
Ah Jie chuckled. "I've already memorized them all."
Shen Yuan grabbed him in another headlock. "Huh? You can't remember English vocabulary, but you remember every last JM URL perfectly, is that it?! Spit 'em out, now!"
"18c... Ptooey! You're just trying to trick the URLs out of me! I'm not giving them to you!"
Ah Jie struggled and declared, "I will bear this sin alone!"
