"That's right, Mike. Li Wei," Kurt Warner chimed in crisply, as the classic photo of Li Wei's seemingly physics-defying vertical jump appeared on screen. "This week, this young man from New York has been like an alien who appeared out of nowhere, shattering our entire concept of a 'High School Quarterback.' A 4.29-second 40-yard dash and a 46.5-inch vertical leap... If I saw those stats for an opposing Quarterback in the NFL, I'd suspect a printing error."
"So you're saying those numbers would be astonishing even in the NFL?" Mike said. "We've also noticed a lot of female viewers are watching the game this time, Kurt. Why don't you explain to everyone what those numbers really mean?"
"It's like..." Kurt Warner paused for a moment. "You're facing a grizzly bear with the explosive power of Bolt."
