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Dude, I've been watching that new Helluva Boss season through very legal means and just…Wow. I honestly hated Blitzo before and loved Moxxie but now it's actually kinda shifted. MOxxie's been just annoying all season while Blitzo is just getting kneecapped by the writers at literally every turn. I won't spoil it, but I won't be surprised if this guy kills himself, it's THAT BAD.
Enough of that, though, enjoy the show!
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'I miss the quiet.'
Adam laid on the rock in his cave, thinking all sorts of thoughts. It's only been 2 weeks since Lilith and Lucifer took off, leaving him by himself in Eden. No matter how much he thought, no matter how much he tried to ignore it, no matter how much he tried to rationalize it, he could only think back to her last words.
"You must answer, Adam." She told him, just a day before she disappeared. "These angels, they…They don't care about us. We're just projects to them, lower than the dirt they must walk on in Heaven. You can't be satisfied with this, there's simply no way. I know you're my husband, I know that you're made for more. We were made in El Elyon's image, we inherit his birthright so why should we be in the dirt while they're enjoying the infinite beauty of Heaven?"
She extended her hand to him. "Adam, please…Join me."
He had always sided with the angels, he wanted to please them all he could. He could find no greater purpose, no greater joy than to build whatever he wanted from his own bare hands from the dirt from where he originated from. However, for the first time in his very short life so far, he faltered on that loyalty. For Lilith, he had forsaken the love that was built into him.
He took her hand and joined her along with Lucifer. They had all eaten the apple before getting cast out of Eden due to their sins infecting them, the angels ejecting them into the not-good, which was aptly labeled Hell later on down the line. For a couple of years, they had a good thing going but Lucifer's pride had overwhelmed them.
He had gotten it in his head that he could fight Heaven and his two partners/lovers couldn't say no to him. With Adam's lingering power of creation and naming, he made the Seven Deadly Sins, and with all 10 of them along with the 52 Goetias, they had invaded Heaven. Unfortunately, though expectedly, they had all lost.
Michael shed a tear as he raised his flaming sword and plunged it into Adam's head, killing the man and–
N O
She extended her hand to him. "Adam…Please join me."
He had always…Wait a minute. He felt like he had done this before.
Adam had a great memory, even remembering back to when he wasn't exactly Adam, when he was simply dust of the universe. So when he responded back to her, he couldn't help but reminisce upon the sweet nothingness that was before him, before Lilith left him with his best friend.
His and Lucifer's minds were like well oiled machines when they were together, but now…Something's missing. He didn't know if he loved Lucifer, but the heartbreak he had suffered when both he and Lilith left his life cut just as deep. He fell into what was now known as a depression, barely even leaving his cave or doing his job as the caretaker of Eden.
He stayed like that for weeks upon end, months upon months before the angels tried to help him. They showered him with gifts, they took him up to Heaven to see its sights, yet nothing filled the hole in his heart. Eventually God, El Elyon came down from his throne to talk with his son and with a single conversation he found what was bothering Adam.
He needed companionship.
So he went to Heaven, waiting until his son slept before he painlessly extracted a rib from him and created someone that would connect with him on a level deeper than spiritual. Her name was Eve and Adam was smitten with her the moment he laid eyes on her. He showed off the gardens, the various animals, the fruits, saying "I did that." to everything she asked a question to.
It took time, but for the first time in months, Adam's life began to have more…Life.
Until LIlith and Lucifer came back.
They didn't talk to him directly, no, they instead went after Eve and whispered sweet nothings in her ear about everything they thought they knew, about the world outside, about the Heavens, about the apple of good and evil.
At first she didn't believe it, not giving into a single word they tried to tell her, however, Lilith and Lucifer took a different approach. Instead of trying to play to her ego, they played into her love of Adam, telling her that the angels despised the humans, if they get free from Eden then she would protect him.
They gave her the apple.
She put it up to her lips.
In only an instant all of the evils of the world were unleashed in Eden, a perfect paradise.
The angels swarmed in an instant, God himself coming down for divine punishment just at the same time Adam came.
For a moment, the first mad didn't even comprehend Lilith and Lucifer, only focusing on Eve. Before God could even speak, Adam prostrated himself before him. "Please." He begged. "Please don't do anything to her."
…My son. Eve has committed the singular act which was impermissible. Why would I not punish her?
Adam gulped, trying to come up with a reason before suddenly getting an idea. He ran past Eve, grabbing another forbidden fruit and shoving it down his throat.
The utterly vile texture was a shock to his system, leading to him even choking on the apple. He spat most of it out, but a small piece of it remained in his throat. "Yeah…" He said cockily, barely standing up and wobbling on his feet. "I did that." He pointed at himself with a grin, breathing heavily. "So, if you kick her out…You gotta kick me out as well."
And so Adam and Eve were stricken down to hell with Lilith and Lucifer, spending their eternal–
No…This is wrong. Stop…Stop trying to trick me.
Hmm?
The one from before didn't happen and this didn't happen either. Eve forced the apple on me, I didn't take that shit willingly. I asked dad to go down with her and he put me there, so what the fuck are you doing?
Stop
Lying
To
Me.
..Ha.
You really are a smart cookie, Adam.
Fine, I'll–
No, I can't trust your word anymore.
I'll find out the truth for myself.
…huh?
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After Eden, Adam and Eve struggled upon Earth. There were titans roaming around, the Simurgh, the Leviathan, the Behemoth, monsters that brought the end wherever they went along with thousands of extinct species thousands of times more poisonous than the ones on modern Earth.
Thankfully, they survived long enough to have children.
Every single night, Adam prayed to his dad, to father God, to El Elyon, but he could never listen to him, God's voice just out of reach.
He had children, Seth, Aclima, Cain, Abel, and many many more.
One day, while Adam was getting older, about 634, he heard horrific news.
In an expedition to explore a cave system, Seth and Aclima died by getting trapped, a collapse of the cave system blocking any exits and leading to their deaths.
However…This wasn't their fault.
That cave should have been safe and sound, but someone intervened, an… An angel.
No, it… It can't be. There's no fuckingWAY!
Throughout all of Adam's life on Earth, behind the scenes, the angels controlled everything.
God was dying during this time, entering a comatose state. The angels came up with the idea to put a plan into fruition, a plan to revive their father. They thought that with enough time and faith in the future he would come back.
They tried to kill Adam and Eve at first, attempting to start anew, but God didn't allow it. Even while comatose, he brought Adam back and reset everything, leaving the angels with only a sense of wrongness.
Again.
And again.
And again.
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
32,428,714…He died 32,428,714 times before God's power finally ran out.
It was only luck that the angels stopped, but the damage was already done.
Seth and Aclima were no more, God only reviving him.
…
Don't you see, Adam?
Why did you lie to me before?
Oh come on, like you would believe me?
Seriously, you thought that just taking Eve's form and telling me that 'ThE EviL EvIL AngElS AE AlL ToO BlAMe.' would ever be enough to convince me? Get a clue, bitch. Telling people exactly what they wanna hear is like basic baby manipulation 101 shit."
I believe those were your exact words, correct? That was when I was trying to give it to you softer.
…What do you want?
Isn't it simple?
Whatever ♥️you♥️ want.
…?
All of this was for you, Adam, so let us form a contract.
I give you all the power that you've ever had across every single one of your deaths, along with some extra spice from me. I won't control your mind, body or soul at all.
In exchange, you show me your dreams, what Adam across countless lives would've wanted.
…I accept the contract…
Eve.
…You really are a smart cookie, Adam.
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THE END
Yo, this chapter fought me like a motherfucker. I'm so sorry that this took so long, we should be back to the next chapter on Monday, but this thing was a bitch to write. I planned to release this on TUESDAY for crying out loud!
Before you leave, stay here a while. I'm planning on writing a new fic and want you guys to vote.
I plan on writing a few oneshots to deepen my bag/portfolio, but let me tell you all the options for the serialized fics I have planned and go into some deeper details since the voting time is nigh.
Flowery in fanon MHA fanfic (Tsuyu, Mina, Toga and Mei harem) what it says on the tin, a guy who acts a lot like Flowery is in FANON MHA, Izuku Yagi, Gold Digger Ochako, comically stupid Aizawa and All-might, the works. If you need a model for how this is gonna go, just go on Wattpad and look up "Izuku Yagi" or "Betrayed Deku" trust me, you'll understand.
DnD Monk in JJK who fucks Yuki. I've been seeing Maki get too much love when the thiccer and overall BETTER option in Yuki gets ignored, so Yuki would be the main and only love interest while my MC is a generally chill guy who's type is big butts and chill personalities.
"Im more of a butt guy" chill guy with Divine Dividing is in DxD with Yasaka as main Love interest. To be honest, since DxD is all about breasts, I'm not sure who has the biggest butt, but just by law of equivalent exchange it has to be Koneko, right?
Yuta type guy in Worm with his shard mainly as Rika. To be honest, if this wins, I plan on this being a more serious story with Yuta kinda being actually depressed and an actual killer of villains and hopefully endbringers. It'll still have comedy, but probably darker with Yuta as a 'hero' who just kills villains.
DnD Paladin in RWBY…I never read RWBY, but since the main premise is just cursed spirits, I feel like a paladin would go well there and I guess I'll read it while writing.
My QQ peeps get a poll, but my Webnovel duds can just comment on which one they want with whatever additions you think will be cool.
Anyway, Bbbbbbbyyyyeeee!