Hey guys
fun fact, I'm taking commissions now. I figured that I should make money off something I like doing now that my pockets are a bit parched. Go to here to see my Kofi. or to https://ko-fi.com/mrlegantrop
5 bucks a thousand words, pretty low, but this is my first time doing this and I need to get the feel for it. You should probably message me, either here on QQ, on Ko-fi or on Discord so we can discuss if I wanna do your comm or not. My discord is mrlegantrop99027.
I also have a Paypal, it's: Tilly Jenifer (Yes, spelled exactly like that.) if you wanna do that instead.
Aside from that, I'm gonna say something controversial…I don't like Vegeta. I became a DBZ fan in that weird period like right before Super, so I've been seeing Vegeta glaze for a while now and I gotta say that he's just carried by good writing. It sounds stupid, but gun to the back of your head, name me 3 likeable things about Vegeta that aren't ironic because him being pathetic is funny.
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"Uhhhh, James, Whatcha got there." Niffty asked.
"Smoothie." He replied, holding a smoothie while standing next to a headless clay statue of himself.
"...What about the other thing?"
"OOOHHHHH, you mean this thing." James unhinged his jaw like a snake and literally ate the entire smoothie container before continuing. "This is an empty vessel that I'm going to use as a medium for a shikigami to make my powers more permanent."
"...What does that even mean?" Niffty asked, being very very concerned for her boyfriend.
It's only been a day since his fight with Lucifer and today the 3 months without sex had ended. She had expected for James to just jump her, Angel Dust or Charlie, she had dealt with his high sex drive more than enough to know that he's insatiable. However, instead he had confined himself to the hotel lobby and been sculpting this effigy.
In fact, the reason why she's down here was to get James up to their bedroom since they were all worried about him along with being really horny. All of them think that these 2 have the exact same solution.
"Ehh, it's a bunch of boring cursed energy pseudo-science magic talk, I don't wanna bore you." He brushed her off, his hands gently thumbing across the clay and adding the finishing touches. Niffty gulped looking at the clay figure, being spooked out by how lifelike it looked. If it was painted black, she wouldn't have been able to pick out this one from the real James from the neck down.
Granted, the effigy had no penis as well, but you get the point.
"James, you won't bore me. C'mon, explain it." She pressed, walking up to him and sitting right next to him on the couch.
"Alright then." He shrugs, scooting closer to her and showing off the effigy. "My stand, B2A, can give me powers and traits across all of fiction, but I can't hold onto them permanently cuz I'll just roll again. I managed to graft some of the physical powers onto myself like with DNA splicing and brain surgery, but the real cool stuff comes from other stuff."
"Uh huh." Niffty nodded along, not following a single thing happening in the conversation.
"So, right now I have New Order slotted in that allows me to place 2 like literal rules on reality, and thanks to its OPness, the effects will stay even after I roll New Order out. I already have 2 rules:
This effigy is as durable as myself. Whatever is stored inside of this effigy will be incrementally boosted until it reaches twice its power and when the owner comes into contact with it, what is stored inside will be permanently transferred onto him.
To be honest, it took a lot, especially since I made it so vague on purpose, but I feel like it works for what I'm trying to do. It's a lot better than what Cathleen Bates could do at least."
Niffty pushed down the question of 'who the hell is Cathleen Bates?' and instead asked, "I assume you're the owner, right? How is it getting this power and how will it just transfer it to you?"
"Oh, well that was actually the easy part. I infused the whole thing with cursed energy while I made it, making a sort of shikigami of mine while making a binding vow, to be honest it's the whole reason why this thing is even working. I provide the energy for this whole process by permanently sacrificing 50% of my reserves. Big deal, yeah, but I can break it any time I want, so it's sweet as hell."
With that last sentence, he finished it, slotting in Crystal Caesar to encase it while doing a superhero landing pose. He placed it in the middle of the lobby, placing a hand on its chest before putting New Order into it. The now statue glowed a bright red white and blue, the American flag appearing on its chest while now being in a superhero flying pose without anything holding it up.
"...I don't know why it's doing that." He said, but instead of trying to figure it out, he just shrugged and went along with it.
"Hey, James, can you come with me real quick, Charlie wants to talk to you." Niffty asked.
"Really? Sure, I guess." He responded, the both of them going to the stairs and walking up casually while James explained more of what he was doing. "You know, I'm also trying to research this thing called Spin. It was in I think the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and if I do it right, it could potentially help B2A go even beyond requiem." He said, continuing to explain until they finally got to Charlie's door.
He slowly pushed it open, seeing a sight that would arm the heart of any man.
Angel Dust laid on his stomach, completely naked with his bare ass out. He looked saucily back at James, his lower arms reaching down and giving himself a hard spank on each cheek, the two pale furry globes wobbling like a water-bed.
Charlie on the other hand had her hair tied into a ponytail and actually had clothes on. She had a cow bikini, her arms crossed under her already more than impressive breasts, pushing them up to make them appear even bigger.
James was already near drooling, but he heard the door lock behind him. He could not look behind him, however, as before he could, he was pushed face-first on the bed. Turning around, he was quickly straddled by Niffty who was wearing a suit that seemed all too tight on her.
The tights on her thighs were strained, pieces already being ripped, her breasts not being held by a bra straining her shirt enough for buttons to be on their last legs. She considered saying something for a moment, but she knew that James could feel all of them, so she instead communicated with him with a kiss…and another…And another, and another until he fell back on the bed, his 3 lovely partners surrounding him so they can give him all the love they–
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"Huh?" James swiftly opened his eyes, looking around. He wasn't in Charlie' s bedroom anymore but–
"O M G, James, you somehow came back!" Emily yelled, flying over to him and enveloping him in a hug while both Sera and James shared a horrified look.
"3 months…After 3 months I get blue-balled…" He said like a robot, Emily very conveniently flying just out of the way of James' cock almost bursting out of the pants he was wearing due to his hardness.
'I'm gonna kill someone, I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna OBLITERATE EVERY NIGGA I SEE, ANYONE THAT COMES INTO MY VERY PRESNCE WILL BECOME ATOMS UPON THE WIND!!!!!!!!!!!
…Except Emily, she's cool.'
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I just need to know.
I'm not fucking stupid, okay? I know what kind of shit people think about me, but I am nowhere near stupid. That bitch was real, I know it, how do you think my eye got all fucked up? I know she was trying to manipulate me, but she seems like she knows me enough to know that I can smell a lie from a mile away.
That leaves me two options. Either I'm slacking off or she was using half-truths, which is arguably fucking worse. Even if half of it is a lie, I don't know what is the truth and what is just some shit she made up to get me on her side.
Speaking of which, I don't even know who that bitch is. I know that she's some kind of Embodiment of Evil, but I'm in fucking HEAVEN for crying out loud, you're telling me that somehow the literal root of all evil just so happened to get in my head and fuck with me? No, I don't believe it, I don't believe a god damn thing about it.
I've been waiting on something that preoccupies all of the archangels for about 3 months now, something that happens a hell of a lot more than you'd think. Thankfully, they finally got their tits in a twist so I can go figure shit out.
I teleported into Mettatron's office, not wasting a second as I checked every inch of it. It was a small chance, but there was a chance that he left his key to the vault inside the room, but it seemed more and more wrong the more I looked.
Damnit, how the hell can I tear open space!? I need to get to that fucking fault to get to Dad's omniscience, but I don't know what the fuck to do. I bit on my fingernail as I stood in place, thinking about how if I just had Mettatron's key, then I could.
FWOOSH
In an instant, my arm was covered in inky black tar, the tar absorbing any and all light that came into contact with it before it slowly formed into a key.
I hesitated at first, bringing the key up in the air and turning it. Instead of the air cracking like how Mettatron would do it, space simply opened in front of me in the shape of an inky doorframe, one that directly led to Dad's omniscience.
I stepped in the doorframe, the thing disappearing behind me as I got closer to the book. I gulped down a lump in my throat.
Why am I nervous? I'm gonna get confirmation that Roo was lying to me, I'll get Sera and the other Archangels to get this bitch out of me…
I touched the book, the knowledge flowing into my mind before I instantly focused on one thing.
I focused on humans before Moses, before the flood, before I even died.
I thought about the past.
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THE END
Before you leave, stay here a while. I'm planning on writing a new fic and want you guys to vote.
"Oh, Mr. Legantrop, haven't you done this like 8 times and only wrote the Avatar one that you have abandoned at this point?"
Ssshhhhhhhhhhh… Besides, this is different. I'm gonna try to do that thing of writing a couple chapters in advance, I'm thinking like 3 or 4 and releasing them like those cool guys on QQ do.
I plan on writing a few oneshots to deepen my bag/portfolio, but let me tell you all the options for the serialized fics I have planned.
Flowery in fanon MHA fanfic (Tsuyu, Mina, Toga and Mei harem) what it says on the tin, a guy who acts a lot like Flowery is in FANON MHA, Izuku Yagi, Gold Digger Ochako, comically stupid Aizawa and All-might, the works.
DnD Monk in JJK who fucks Yuki…There's more, but that's the main premise.
"Im more of a butt guy" chill guy with Divine Dividing is in DxD with Yasaka as main Love interest
Yuta type guy in Worm with his shard mainly as Rika
DnD Paladin in RWBY
My QQ peeps get a poll, but my Webnovel dudes can just comment on which one they want with whatever additions you think will be cool.
Oh yeah, the first Oneshot I plan on is just Goku fucking Chi-Chi, she is so underrated she got hella Helluva Boss (ass) and I need to release my urges highkey.
Anyway, Bbbbbbbyyyyeeee!